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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Name: Humongous Wang
Number: 66
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 200lbs
Race: Asian
Location: Vancouver
Handedness: Righty
Position: Center
Player Type: Power Forward
Equipment Brand: CCM

(Wang has a announcer name recorded :ssh:)

JawKnee fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Feb 4, 2014

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Stickarts posted:

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.

Nah based mine off my favorite be a pro player in NHL14

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Hockles posted:

Humungous Wang - Center
Kamloops Blazers (WHL) - Class of 2014


Haha yes! YES!

HUMUNGOUS WANG IS COMING FOR ALL YOUR GOALS

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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woo 18th is solid for a not-poo poo team grabbing Wang

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Olympic Break Rankings



This includes the team projected to take the prospect based on their standings at the Olympic break.

lol drafted by the Nucks yesssss Wang will tear poo poo up! :black101:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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1 assist is good Wang, now get a game misconduct and keep that rating low enough for a better team to grab you

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Poor guy, condemned to the Sabres

also :f5:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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:laffo:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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why does no one in the NHL want Wang :saddowns:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Wang will swing quite a tune on St. Louis horn!

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
cant w8 2 get my wood out on tht St.Louis ice! #watchoutthornton

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
coming for Kamloops! <3 #BC

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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I feel like I'm missing something here, the doc is empty for me aside from the headers

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Heaf posted:

NHL only stats.

ahh, well then.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
Hey @StLouisBlues I'm rdy 2 pull it all out 4 u!

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
<3 me sum Kelowna grls but dont u want me 2 score 4 u #StLouisBlues???

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
goin 2 Chicago!! gonna meet teh blues bros I think??

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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2 goals, 3 assists, 5 hits over 19 games, 8:30 mins/game avg, on the 4th line

Wang's gonna be a ~*StAr!*~

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
Cmon #StLouisBlues u kno u need at least 1 large Wang if u wanna score!!! #goBlues #GetSomeWang

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
the #StLouisBlues win!!! should have called up 1 H.Wang #NextYearPlease

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
pls send help got wedged in 4th line on #ChicagoWolves stuck + cant seem to leave! #coachisajerk

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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HUMUNGOUS WANG WILL TEAR THE ENTIRE NHL SEVERAL NEW ASSHOLES

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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It seems like it's restarting from the beginning based on what Hockles said in his last post, so full reset including drafts but using the same guys he set up before the draft

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Bergkamp wakes up from a hideous nightmare in which he repeatedly carries the oilers to the playoffs, where they pull him for Bryzgalov

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
where is sunrise neway?? #lost

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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haha Wang is a big 3 points higher overall than he was last time

plugger 4 lyfe!

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Yeah that sounds like the Canucks

@BigWang66
pull me out of #KelownaSucks pls @FloridaPanthers i can hang out down south! #SeriouslyWhereIsSunrise

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Florida and Buffalo in the ECF. :stare:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Rotten Cookies posted:

I mean, if olympians get hurt, maybe we'll get our shot in the big leagues!

Wang can't wait to get ashot at the 4th C job in loving Florida :v:

E: ha ha rear end-hot

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66
@Roboy17 Select * From HockeySkills Where talent = "Delete *"

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Rutkowski posted:

Underappreciated fourthliners represent. :(

reporting in. loving Florida drafting 3 goon centers :argh:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66

0.25 PPG on 8.5 mins/game Trade Me Right loving Now

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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4.9mil/3yrs? Is that 4.9 per for a 4C? :psyduck: :florida:

@BigWang66
@panthers resign some big meat! #gettinpaaaaaaid #8minsper

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Stickarts posted:

Poor humoungous Wang. For all my gnashing of teeth, he is 83 OV 4th line centre lol

maybe they can move me out to a wing like Kilza :smith:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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hey Hockles, what are Wang's winger's OVR's on the 4th in FLA?

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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hooo bad season for Wang. only 19 points, 2 of which were goals. FLA just misses the playoffs too.

At least Wang is a plus this season :unsmith:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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@BigWang66

seeya later sunrise! Gonna get my head into pittsburgh #watchoutcrosby

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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already .5 ppg at 22 games played on PIT 3rd line :getin:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Wangs large

.43 PPG and 12 mins, slumped mid season, and apparently the pens suck? But hopefully he'll go on a tear in the last ~20

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





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Haha up 4 points OVR in my first year in PIT

also 7.2 per for 2 years to play 3C :stare:

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