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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
I've been reading through the other thread and its pretty entertaining, too

What I need from you:
Name: Gunnar Stahl
Number: 9
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 225
Race: Caucasian
Location: Iceland
Handedness: Right
Position: LW
Player Type: Power Forward
Equipment Brand: CCM
Draft Class: 2014
CHL Team: WHL if possible

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fits
Jan 1, 2008

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quote:

Gunnar Stahl - Left Wing
Red Deer Rebels (WHL) - Class of 2015


Slappers from outside the blue line? Just what I like to see

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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A wrong was just righted

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Naturally, the goaltender the oilers just drafted is set to be the starter. Art imitates Life

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Why is Toronto on there twice? What have they done with the greatest NHL team, Florida?? :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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That Rask/DiPietro tandem :laffo:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Ceyton posted:

I fully support the nuke & restart. Something's definitely hosed when we get 2.5 seasons in, and nobody has cracked the NHL except a 4th line grinder and 2 backup goalies.

Hey man gotta stock those AHL 4th lines with 1st overalls

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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I AM RucKuS posted:

Please GOD anywhere but Calgary.

*monkeys paw curls as Avalance GM starts walking to stage*

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Stupid CHL Transfer agreement :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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87 overall 18 year old :black101:

Hide your Calders

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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This game is entirely unrealistic :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Vando posted:

GOD DAMMIT CALGARY I AM TRYING HERE BUT YOU ARE DRAGGING ME DOWN :argh:

Stahl and Vando: 44 and 48 points, chilling out, playing good hockey

The rest of Calgary not even trying :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Picked a good time to start earning tgat contract

But not good enough :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Finally broke that 90 rating mark

Welcome back to the first line Vando :getin:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Matched a career high in points, ut with TRIPLE the normal amount of hits

gently caress you Calgary, I'm doing the best I can but surroued by losers :argh:

fits
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#FreeStahl

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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At least they made the playoffs, unlike some teams I could mention

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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That Jennings

:staredog:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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UFA is 7 seasons OR 27. A player who signs and starts playing at 18 can be UFA by 25

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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They can become a different class of UFA if they're unsigned as an RFA and a team lets the right expire. This includes if they're extended a qualifying offer they don't sign

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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drat those Central Division losers :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Pretty sure he won a Jennings or Vezina actually

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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98 Overall coming off a career 90 point year and open for signing?


:getin:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Going to drag Calgary kicking and screaming to the playoffs if I have to

99 overall, here we go :whatup:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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fits posted:

Going to drag Calgary kicking and screaming to the playoffs if I have to

99 overall, here we go :whatup:

We're doing it

Hockles posted:

All-Stars
West -- G. Stahl (Starting Left Wing)
West -- F. Vando (2nd Line Center)

Notable Stats
Stahl leads the league in Points; Vando is 2nd
Vando leads the league in Goals; Stahl are tied for 7th
Stahl leads the league in Assists;
Stahl & Vando lead the league in +/-;


:getin:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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We did it!!

Vando posted:

Fuckin A :smuggo:

:toot:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Who the hell is Calgary's captain. I give and I give and I'm still sitting here with an A

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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No fights this year? Step it up, ASG :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Cmon Vando, getting injured like a scrub isn't helping :argh:

Stahl may not be in the ironman streak competition, but he's missed only 5 games over the last 8 seasons so doing pretty good!

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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quote:

FLA -- A. Kilza (99 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center
FLA -- A. Luzhin (99 OVR) -- Starting Cente

:stare:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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4th season in a row Stahl has finished with 30+ goals, 90+ points, >1.10 PIM/Gm and >2.78 Hits/Gm

Crush dudes, score points, roll with Vando for another cup run :toot:

e: Up to only 15 points behind He Hates Me for all time goon scoring lead!

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Pleads posted:

gently caress you Reinhart give me the C!

loving Reinharts :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Just needed a goal for second career all star Howe Hatty :negative:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Still paid .005m/y more than you Vando :smug:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Past He Hates Me for 1st in career goon points

:getin:

E; In addition to 1st in points, only player in the top 20 with over 1000 PIM (1180, next closest is 9th place Buckaroo at 613) and a ridiculous 2187 hits, the next closest in the top 20 has 700.

fits fucked around with this message at 07:05 on May 13, 2014

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Give it up already, Max Reinhart! :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Only need 24 more points than games played to be a career PPG player :toot:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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gently caress off already Reinhart! This is my team! :argh:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

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Now that I finally got that Reinhart out of the way, time to shine :getin:

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Jan 1, 2008

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Injured just in time to miss the ASG. :munch:

Stahl hasn't missed more than 3 games in 15 seasons :stare:

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