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Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Name: Potatoes O'Bourke
Number: 40
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 235
Race: Caucasian
Location: Yellowknife, Yukon Territory
Handedness: Right
Position: D
Player Type: Enforcer
Equipment Brand: Bauer

Class of 2015 please.

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Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

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Stickarts posted:

This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa


Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.

Yes, in real life I am 6'5" and go by Potatoes O'Bourke and my friend over there is actually named Ewic Windros.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

THE MACHO MAN posted:

I probably don't need to tell you this, but I would like it if my guy was the idiot who punches people after every hit if possible. Just like in real life!

A jobless drunk who fights? What does that have to do with the game?

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Hockles posted:

2014 CHL Prospect Game
Final

pre:
       1  2  3   
Red    1  0  1  - 2
White  2  1  0  - 3
Scoring Summary
1st Period
14:14 - (White) A. Jones (A. Kilza, E. Windros)

Penalty Summary
1st Period
4:20 -- (White) E. Windros - Fighting (Major)

2nd Period
2:21 -- (White) E. Windros - Fighting (Major)

3rd Period
13:18 - (Red) B. Skill - Boarding (Minor)
18:50 - (White) E. Windros - Delay of Game (Minor)


Comments
Truculence.

An accurate simulation of Windros.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

THE MACHO MAN posted:

@hotbrain89

hey @potatoes40, i forgot th pw to @hotbrain88. help ur frmr teammate

@potatoes40
@hotbrain89 pw is lindros4prez. grats on call up.

@potatoes40
looking fwd 2 playing in EDM. not looking fwd 2 playing in OKC.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

THE MACHO MAN posted:

I hope I turn into a PPG idiot who throws elbows and spends half the game in the box

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
@Potatoes40
Straight to the NHL. Suck it @hotbrain89
#EverythingsBigger #Texas #ConcussAllTheForwards

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

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real_scud posted:

That's going a bit far-fetched even for you sba

Look at this EA apologist. :catstare:

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Aurora posted:

Oh no, Potatoes :ohdear:

I don't like 3.0. :colbert:

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

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Pleads posted:

This skill downgrade has killed Borkiwicz's stellar climb to the top of the penalty charts.

Same with Potatoes. He is like Kassian now.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
@Potatoes40
Healthy scratch in the Big D? At least send me down to Austin to bash some heads in and eat some BBQ.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Hockles posted:

2018 Offseason News
Transaction News
DAL -- re-signed P. O'Bourke to a $9.24mil/3yr contract

2018-19 Opening Night Info
DAL -- Potatoes (82 OVR) -- Healthy Scratch

$3.08mil to sit in the owner's box. :lol:

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

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@Potatoes40
Well, at least I eat well each game up in the suite.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Hockles posted:

2020 Offseason News
Transaction News
7/6/20 -- BUF gets: Potatoes O'Bourke (83 OVR) and 2 prospects
7/6/20 -- DAL gets: B. McNabb (81 OVR) and 2021 1st Round Draft Pick

From the Big D to Buffalo? Son of a...

Hockles posted:

2020-21 Opening Night Info
BUF -- S. McStabson (90 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing
BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (90 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing
BUF -- Potatoes (88 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing

Oh...:getin:

@Potat0es40 2m
@Hotbrain89, you'd better watch out, the @BuffaloSabres first line is looking for you. #PCS #UNACCEPTABLE

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
@Potat0es40
Hey @hotbrain88, looks like I'm hitting more innocent plugs than you are.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Hockles posted:

2021 Offseason News
Comments
Nobody can sign McStabson since everyone is at the cap.
We broke the game, good job everyone.
This games been broken forever. We just found another broken piece.

Also, Potatoes got :homebrew:

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Potatoes in second in PIMs and is still a full two minutes per game behind Urlacher. :catstare:
Step it up Potatoes!

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Potatoes is giving up in Buffalo. His PIMs are on the way down. :(

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Hockles comes into Buffalo, we start winning, and Potatoes' playing time suffers. :(

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
It's likely Potatoes dropped the cup upon the handoff from Hockles.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

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I'm glad Potatoes is never an all star. It's like EASHL!

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

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Pleads posted:

Somewhere in New Jersey, a so-called professional writer sloppily complains to an internet chat room that Sather2.0 needs to be fired for bringing on yet another useless punchman.

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Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

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Xtanstic posted:

Ah so this is what it feels like to be the Chris Bosh to Hockles' Lebron James. Did anyone win more than Norris trophies than Poutine or Steidl? (2 each)

Don't leave out Potatoes and his three rings you rear end in a top hat! He may not remember but he worked hard for those Cups.

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