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This sounds stellar. Name: Aleksandr Ivanovich Luzhin Number: 17 Height: 6'5" Weight: 215 lbs Race: Caucasian Location: Regina, SK Handedness: Right Position: C Player Type: Joe Thornton Equipment Brand: Cooper(alls). Ok CCM. Class of '14, REGINA PATS IF I CAN DO THAT
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This is nitpicky as a... nit, but Ivanovich is my middle name!!! If no middle name, just drop it. Aleksandr Luzhin. yyyyeeeaaaa Also are yall using your real heights? Cuz we some tall mother fuckers.
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Feb 4, 2014 19:02
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Forgot this got moved. Glad to see I'm 2nd in pre-draft rankings  4th line prospects game is a pisser, but gently caress Don Cherry anyway. And whoever was giving me attitude about asking about heights, gently caress you buddy! I use my actual height (like a "real" "internet" "man"). Too bad we can't all be ubermensch eh? Maybe that just makes me unoriginal. Not sure. In the meantime, I'm on the lookout for a Chara Bed Extendo-matic. Also your BorkBork avatar is based on a gimmick I created. I feel kind of betrayed  Like how Dr. Frankenstein must have felt.
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Feb 8, 2014 18:10
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That's the best loving 9:59 you're ever gonna see.
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Feb 8, 2014 22:47
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Big McLargehuge is probably your best bet. If you don't have him, ice Hextall Jr.
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Feb 9, 2014 01:27
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Yea this is some next level forums postin poo poo yall got goin on.
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Feb 10, 2014 21:33
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I intentionally failed all my personality interviews with every team but the Jets e. Seriously. All I wanted was Montreal or Winnipeg. Watch me get traded to fuckin Philly or something now. ee. You got me a 17! Thanks!
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Feb 11, 2014 03:00
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I'm so over Regina. LEMME MOVE TO THE BIG CITY. Watching/reading Montreal beat Toronto then exorcise some Tampa Bay playoff ghosts was strangely satisfying.
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Feb 11, 2014 08:29
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Seriously, get me out of Regina. I can't feel my toes.
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Feb 12, 2014 03:52
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You know what? Never mind. I like Regina. Think I will just retire after the season and start work as an insurance salesman.
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Feb 12, 2014 16:54
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Holy poo poo I'm a professional hockey player.
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Feb 13, 2014 19:23
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Going from Regina to St. John's while praying to be moved to Winnipeg is kinda just bumping around between rear end in a top hat and armpit.
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Feb 14, 2014 05:38
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Do I get to stay with Winnipeg? Cuz I wanna stay with Winnipeg. No worries though, Hock. Do you gotta do.
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Feb 15, 2014 00:10
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Hockles posted:
Since when does the OHL allow 40 year olds to play?
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Feb 17, 2014 17:43
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Florida? gently caress it, retire me (please no) KILZA SAME TEAM. We are fated to be together. With thatguyclint.
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Feb 18, 2014 06:13
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How serious is the game about enforcing player positions? I can't help but notice 3 up and coming Florida stars are all centers. Are we dooming 1/3 of us to a lifetime of THIRDLINEGRINDER? Is it easy to change a players noted position?
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Feb 19, 2014 01:17
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Hockles posted:The game will move players around as needed. This year is good about putting players in the best place in lines to use them. Whereas in years past, top LW, ok 1st line Left wing, 4th RW is a Sniper, you are 4th line with a GRN and ENF. I can't manually change anyone's positions anymore. Once the BeAGM starts, the only player editing that can happen is gear. Cool. Thanks for the breakdown. Florida you suck hurry up and tank some more so I get a call up next season. Who even is your loving affiliate? God I'm googling Florida Panthers farm system. Why.
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Feb 19, 2014 06:15
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Yea come on lemme out of here.
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Feb 20, 2014 07:18
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It's not your fault this game is literally worse than Hitler.
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Feb 22, 2014 07:12
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Was dead in Saskatoon for a week. I come back to see I am 3rd line center on a playoff team, after being 2nd line center on a non-playoff team. I guess I'll take that if I keep coming up clutch in the playoffs
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Mar 3, 2014 13:03
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K gently caress this 3rd line poo poo. I'm a fuckin top 6. TRADE ME RIGHT loving NOW. Now hang up the phone.
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Mar 6, 2014 16:46
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85 OV, shiny new 11.6 million dollar contract, opening night healthy scratch. gently caress you Florida.
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Mar 10, 2014 01:07
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Hey Hockles, do you mind checking who, besides Kilza, is ahead of me for Florida's Cs? 25 points in 46 games at 12 minutes a game. Where's the gently caress off to Russia button?
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Mar 12, 2014 00:40
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So I'm a 3rd/4th line C scoring .5+ppg. AND FLORIDA IS STILL THE SHITS. This game is way too realistic.
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Mar 12, 2014 07:41
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FIRE TALLON.
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Mar 12, 2014 09:04
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Well at least I'm on the active roster this opening night. Someone post that Bugs Bunny .gif where he saws off Florida.
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Mar 12, 2014 23:21
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oooo boy is the Atlantic bad. In this game.
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Mar 13, 2014 22:43
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8 goals and17 points in my last 22 gp. THE FLORIDA GLASS CEILING. Also holy poo poo we made the playoffs.
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Mar 14, 2014 01:05
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Poor humoungous Wang. For all my gnashing of teeth, he is 83 OV 4th line centre lol
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Mar 14, 2014 05:42
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70+ point pace at 13 mins a game. I must have been caught loving the coach's wife or something.
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Mar 14, 2014 22:21
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Kilza posted:More than doubled my previous salary, that's pretty sweet. Thanks Florida! I need that fist bump emoticon See yah later, JawKnee! SUCKAS GET PAID IN FLA 10 million for a 59 point season.
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Mar 15, 2014 09:11
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Kilza. I'm supposed to be the enigmatic Russian that stops producing after getting paid
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Mar 16, 2014 04:23
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Yea 23 mins/game is insane. That's Kovalchuk on the devils numbers. Lets just assume you're a bob gainey type. How's it hangin, wang?
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Mar 17, 2014 16:32
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Also lovin' Urlacher with ~100 pim more than anyone else. Scoring at a rate of a goal every 80+ pim!
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Mar 17, 2014 19:11
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Hey now that still makes you like an 8 million dollar player! I'm confused as to why they wouldn't stick two superstars on the same line, but what do I know.
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Mar 19, 2014 11:39
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Thanks for ruining my immersion.
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Mar 20, 2014 05:36
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There were definitely like 4 or 5 classes of rfa under the pre 05 cba. Type iii being the most common. No idea about now, especially considering how they have monkeyed around with free agency.
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Mar 21, 2014 01:13
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Kilza dead.
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Mar 21, 2014 23:09
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Ok. I was scoring 40 points on 11 minutes a game on the 3rd line. Now I'm skating almost 24 minutes a game on the first and I'm... On pace for 40 points.
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Florida is garbage fire that can't even be bothered to stay lit.
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