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Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Name: Teemu Vittunen
Number: 10
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210
Race: Finnish
Location: Helsinki, Finland
Handedness: Left
Position: LW
Player Type: Power Forward
Equipment Brand: Bauer

Perkele! :mad:

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Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...


Ron Hextall Jr, Goaltender from Brandon of the WHL.


Pyhä kusipää! This is off to a good start :f5:

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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19th to 43rd. I guess potty-mouthed Finns aren't in high demand this year

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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@Vittuman10
how say #perkele in french???? #plshelp #suomi

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
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Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
vittu tätä paskaa >:( >:( >:( still in junior #loving perkele



Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
val d'or is not bad actualy, is like suomi but with cute girl :D #voittoisa

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
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Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
au revoir, sweet man-whores of val d'or :(

Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
hey dangler get on twitter, we are stars now :D :D :D #voittoisa



In all seriousness, those regular season results :stare: Are you sure this is NHL 14 and not NHL 88?

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
i turn @MM_Center press box into sauna :D #suomi #voittoisa


Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
oh poo poo, coach found out #voivittu

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Hockles posted:

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Edmonton pulled Bergkamp for Bryz. Oilers gonna oil.

The on-ice sim results may be pretty wacky, but they've got Oilers management down pat :laugh:

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
@hehateme24 welcome to the press box shorty! glad i am not the rookie anymore >:) #towelboy

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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I fully support the nuke & restart. Something's definitely hosed when we get 2.5 seasons in, and nobody has cracked the NHL except a 4th line grinder and 2 backup goalies.

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
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Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
i dreamed i was in AHL jail... then i wake up in buffalo #perkele


Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
+1 on season, i am net credit to team :DDDDD #fancystats #voittoisa


Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
@PWiczy97 hello Punchy! may we instigate many fights together :D


Aurora posted:

Did my potential turn bad this go-round or something? :smith:

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
@cake_eater97 fuckin cheater #skate #in #crease #nogoal


Hockles posted:

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Welp, I don't think anything got fixed. None to minimal improvement across the board.

Looks like it. Biggest improvement from last year is 3 points, and most players got 0 or 1.

Is stat progression in NHL14 just plain broken, or what's the deal here?

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Hockles posted:

BUF def CGY in 7

Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
we destroy the Reds, just like great heroes of Winter War :') #voittoisa #finlandstrong


Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
i feel so... what is opposite of perkele? #elekrep


Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
@stabbymcstab @PWiczy97 i love you guys #hugz

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Pleads posted:

Second loving year in a row Buffalo is swept by Tampa in the playoffs.

Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
@PWiczy97 it seems sabres can no longer finnish >:)


Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
@PWiczy97 @stabbymcstab also please bring garbage plate & wings when you come here. thanks bros

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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What's the exchange rate these days? Is it still 5 PIM = 1 goal?

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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IcePhoenix posted:

You talk a lot of trash but how many times have you lead all goons in +/- ? :smug:

I don't believe in fancystats.

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Hockles posted:

end of year: SNP - 88 OVR

he ended the year with 32G 53A 85P

Meanwhile, He Hate Me gets nothing for his 39-44-83.

East coast bias :bahgawd:

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10
:homebrew: *does the vittu dance* :homebrew:

Aurora posted:

Oh, I totally missed that. Man, that's an even bigger paycheck

And yet we're not even close to the highest paid. Guibeau and McFlurry are both over $13m/yr. :signings:

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Buffalo's doing amazingly well, considering their top line is spending half of every game in the penalty box.

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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My "power forward" is trying for the Lady Byng apparently :negative:

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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@Vittuman10
only 58 points, shameful. i kill myself now. goodbye bros @conway96 @HockeymansORourke :(((((

@Vittuman10
@meetmrurlacher hey man u suck at hockey. go back to washington and smoke weed hippy #deathbyurlacher

@Vittuman10
@meetmrurlacher you vs. me. round 2 game 1 hippy. #killme

@Vittuman10
@meetmrurlacher fuckin chicken #doitnow

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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@Vittuman10
i can't even kill myself right :( #perkele

@Vittuman10
oh well, new season, fresh start :)))))

@Vittuman10
teemu's new season resolutions: 1. more points 2. more hits 3. more pims 4. go to at least 3 practices per week

@Vittuman10
5. eat more pizza 6. patch things up with @meetmrurlacher 7. run van der veen at next toronto game

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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@Vittuman10
gently caress this team is garbage now #perkele

@Vittuman10
@NHLDevils can we PLEASE stop starting brodeur. seriously i thought he retired like 20 years ago

@Vittuman10
@conway96 @HockeymansORourke tee time is 2pm bros

@Vittuman10
LOL this happy gilmore guy, too bad he is a fuckin bruins fan

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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@Vittuman10
@conway96 @HockeymansORourke apparently in nj the "A" stands for "rear end in a top hat" >:) #brostars

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Hockles posted:

BUF -- signed UFA Hockles to a $18.2mil/1yr contract

Jesus Christ :stare:

Hockles posted:

NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing

@Vittuman10
not sad to demote. means one step closer to being finnish dream of nhl checking line forward >:3

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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@Vittuman10
anyone else feel like time is pass very slow these days? #groundhogday #spooky

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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@Vittuman10
RT @steidl53 gently caress you, Vancouver

@Vittuman10
BREAKING: @foo_bar6 arrested for DUI (diving under the influence)

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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@Vittuman10
my best season ever. the spirit of selänne (pbuh) runs strong in me :D #4moreyears

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Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

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Neato. Thanks for wasting your life away in front of a computer for our amusement Hockles, we really appreciate it. :hydrogen:

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