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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




This owned so much last time. If not enough new people show up Id like another go at it.

Name: Theo McFlurry
Number: 14
Height: 5'6
Weight: 175
Race: Caucasian
Location: Barrie, Ontario
Handedness: Right
Position: RW
Player Type: Playmaker
Equipment Brand: CCM

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockles posted:

FCP, you might want to pick a new goalie name. That was FurnaceFace's from last year.

It will bring him good luck, as he also made him a goalie. :unsmith:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Aurora posted:

Oilers here I come!

If he uses the default draft order I think Colorado has first overall pick.

Highly recommend reading the old thread for Pleads' Adventures in Colorado.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




real_scud posted:

Oh man I don't know how I'd feel about Dennis being taken by the Caps if this actually comes to pass.

This makes me wonder how differently 14 will handle trades over 13. I dont recall too many goons being traded last time Hockles did this.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Aurora posted:

Watch me become the top scorer on the Kings :shepface:

Not like that would be hard. :downsrim:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...


Ron Hextall Jr, Goaltender from Brandon of the WHL.



That is perfect and beautiful in every possible way.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Aww, no chance of a Fantastic-Wang line.

Still hope for a Wang-Dangler line though!

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




@TMcFlurry14
Expect a McFlurry in the forecast for this years draft #nhl #imlovinit

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Not much of a drop, but the Barrie Boys stock is definitely down. :(

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Edmonton turning Bergkamp into the new Scrivens.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockles posted:

Last year the AI GMs were great at overspending. So, they would bury big contracts in the AHL to get under the cap.

Nice to see it returned.

They base their GM AI on Holmgren apparently.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




@TMcFlurry14
@oldhat tried to stuff me in overhead for trip to prospects game #notcool

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




6:35 of ice time and -2. Say hello to your future AHL career Theo McFlurry!

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




@TMcFlurry14
Draft day tomorrow. Hopefully Pierre is nowhere to be seen.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Pleads posted:

Hahahahaha, I know how this ends.

Sucker.

I would have waited to say this until after I was sure Colorado couldnt draft me... :ohdear:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




@TMcFlurry14

@oldhat With coach Oates anything is possible! Right?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




@TMcFlurry14

@oldhat well, at least theres no need to move out of the basement

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Last time you did this people were pretty spread out over the teams. This time its 2-3 per team. Interesting.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I do like how realistic Philly is at handling goaltending in the game. :haw:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Im assuming cap space wizardry gutted Pittsburgh?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




IcePhoenix posted:

"Draw me like one of your French-Canadian Goalies. ;-*"

Hockles is really good at capturing goalies in their finest moments. Also those pads rule.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Verviticus posted:

no jr stats? pfft

The game doesnt track it. You literally disappear into a void until the next season, coming out at the end with better stats (usually).

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Spamtron7000 posted:

Wait am I going to be the next Sami Lepisto?

More like the next Sami Salo. :haw:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Who does SJ have as a goalie tandem that would be better than a Paynuss?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




@TMcFlurry14
so far spending the season in the press box. at least the food is good here in.. where is Hershey anyway? #getmeouttahere

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Verviticus posted:

so wait are you doing a full reset including drafts or are you adding 25 more dudes and making all current dudes better to some extent im stupid and didnt totally understand

Making all current dudes better plus adding 10 new people (to reach 50 total, he took 40 initially).

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I thought you werent doing pics again.

Hextall Jr no longer in Philly is a travesty. :(

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




@TMcFlurry14
SJ bound! heres hoping Burns can teach me the ways of the wookie


At least it wasnt Ottawa again. Being a goalie there last time around was rough. (sorry bout your luck Drunk Canuck)

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockles posted:

Comments
Pietrangelo is in the AHL for cap relief

Well, at least the game is consistent in that regards!

So Anaheim, Detroit, Rangers, and Islanders are the only teams without a goon. Florida stole them all.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




How much did you have to boost them? Just curious, since it seems like 14 develops players way slower than 13.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockles posted:

I really want to know how this game decides on the Masterton.

After every hit, shot, and goal, O'Bourke is often heard apologizing to the opposing team.

And now I have the mental image of someone in a fight saying "Sorry!" every time he throws a punch and I cant stop laughing.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Bradf0rd posted:

Look at this EA apologist. :catstare:

Hes right though. Hell, its not even the worst EA title (its SimCity).

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Looks like Pleads is putting in a solid effort to beat his PIM record from last round.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Even in the game SJ is cursed to lose to Chicago in the playoffs.

McFlurry quietly had a good year and a great playoffs at least. :unsmith:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




@TMcFlurry14
coach says i need to rest but brain says eat more carrots. where did i park my horse again #hotbrains

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockles posted:

It's entirely possibly that you dudes are going to get bounced around the league via waivers.

Free Agent Frenzy :derp:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




SJ bombed after the midway mark. McFlurry needs a rescue from these dreary waters.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




MSL has inspired us to act like real NHL pros.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Moved up to the first line and suddenly McFlurry is producing. Shoulda done it earlier SJ. :argh:

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




SJ is gonna miss out on the playoffs by 1 point again. At least I made the All-Star team. :unsmith:

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