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Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Room temperature fatback glazed in sweetened "catsup" and spiked with raw, unadulterated ghost peppers. Served on a sweaty silken size "XXL" shirt (with a dragon design) that was worn by a middle aged gardener as he toiled all day.

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Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Canned tuna fish cut with relish and jelly beans, cooked sous vide style. Served in the ziplock bag that it was cooked in, along with two (2) tokens for the in-house jukebox that can only purchase Hoobastank songs.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Half a dozen under-cooked "hard boiled" eggs that you have to peel. Served on laminated 8 x 11" printout of Guy Fieri and Steve Harwell taking a picture of themselves in a Motel 6 bathroom. If you look closely, you can see that Harwell is staring at Fieri's crotch.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
The "Timothy McVeigh": 2 pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream, microwaved to room-temp and served in a large soup bowl. Sabotaged with Guy's own spicy barbecue "tang".

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
The "Italian Hamburger" - Guy's favorite Italian meal: 6 pounds of legitimate hamburger, shaped into a pizza and deep friend in a custom Fieri fryer. Topped with slices of hand-ripped american cheese, cold Vienna sausage, and canned pineapple. Watch as your server injects it with liquid smoke right at your table!

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