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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Gen Con Indy*. August 14 - 17, 2014.

Once, Lake Geneva, Wisconsin's finest wargaming event, filling the Horticultural Hall to near-capacity with nearly 100 attendees.

Now, Indianapolis, Indiana's finest (and arguably-largest in the world**) gaming-writ-large convention, filling the Indianapolis Convention Center to near-capacity with nearly 50,000 attendees, and growing ~15% yearly.

:siren: BADGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE NOW! :siren:

UNLIKE INFERIOR CONVENTIONS, THESE CANNOT SELL OUT! BUT GET YOUR BADGE SOON SO YOU CAN LOCK IN THAT SWEET MILD DISCOUNT!!!

BEHOLD GEN CON:



HANZO STEEL!


CHESTBURSTERS!


NON-EUCLIDIAN DICE!


MY TWO PRIMARY INTERESTS COLLIDING!


HE KNOWS!


HUMANOID LIONS!


UNANSWERED CALLS FOR HELP!


PICTURES OF GEN CON!


GEN CON GEN CON GEN CON


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
actually celebrating Gary Gygax formally opening the exhibit hall the last year he attended before his death, rest in peace Gary

UNASKED QUESTIONS
Q. WHAT
A. In miniature:


GEN CON! In its own words, it "is a consumer and trade experience dedicated to gaming culture and community. Gen Con Indy is the largest annual consumer fantasy, electronic, sci-fi, adventure and hobby game convention in North America. Each year gaming enthusiasts converge to share their love for all things gaming, from tournaments to guest appearances, exhibit hall booths to electronic games, workshops, seminars, anime, art shows, auctions and countless other activities."

In my words: Whether you are into role-playing, boardgames, collectible card games, collectible figurine games, collectible game games, or probably even anime and fursuits or whatever, YOU WILL FIND WHAT YOU SEEK.

Whether you are terrified of other human beings or cannot live without constantly telling everyone around you about your character/army/custom table, YOU WILL HAVE AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

Whether you thought I should cut my hair or thought I looked just fine as-is, I WILL FIND YOU AND PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.

You may have heard of other major nerd conventions like Comic Con, Penny Arcade Expo (PAX), or Dragon Con. Gen Con is a little bit like all of those: there are comics (and celebrities, sometimes) at Gen Con, there are often a half-dozen or more electronic game retailers set up with obnoxious booths at Gen Con, and there is COSPLAY GALORE at Gen Con.

If any of those things are your exclusive nerd interest, then Gen Con may not be for you.

BUT IF YOU LIKE ALL OF THOSE THINGS AND/OR MORE, THEN GEN CON IS PERFECT FOR YOU, BECAUSE IT IS EVERYTHING AT ONCE ALL THE TIME

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


This is unrelated to Gen Con, which is clearly part of why Indianapolis is a good host city

Q: HOW?
A: SIMPLE


It is $70 to buy a 4-day badge, better known as your guaranteed front-row ticket to HELL YES.

I believe it is $40 for a 1-day badge but c'mon, clearly you can go for more than 1 day, so the 4-day badge is a must! There is also a Very Important Gamer (VIG!) package that I think is like $600 and sells out immediately every year.



The Will Call booths are actually open 24/7 (24/4?) on-site so if you have any concerns whatsoever about mail not reaching you then you should probably roll like that.

I would link to hotel information, but the entire hotel block sold out in less than a day after registration began, and the other downtown hotels were nearly sold out in September when I booked my usual yearly emergency room, so, yeah.

I will say that I hear there is a pretty good shuttle from the airport, so your second-best bet to managing to nail a last-minute downtown hotel may be staying at an airport hotel. There is usually a decent amount of parking available in the area surrounding the convention center as well, but of course it is fairly expensive and I have heard more than one story of someone forgetting where the car was parked since all the parking garages look the same.


Q. SO WHAT SORTS OF EVENTS HAPPEN AT GEN CON BESIDES WHAT YOU ALREADY MENTIONED?
A. Well, you know:


Tournaments for dozens or maybe even hundreds of various board, card, miniature, and role-playing games. An exhibitor/dealer's hall larger than a football field. The world's greatest Auction***. True Dungeon, which is basically a Children's Discovery Museum for adult gaming nerds. A pretty substantial Art Show and Author Alley where their pleading eyes only occasionally guilt you into buying something. The Costume Contest Parade, where for about ten minutes straight hundreds of people in legitimately-amazing costumes stroll through the convention center and block traffic to make you mad.

Plus, there are indeed often celebrities of one caliber or another (one caliber: John Rhys-Davies, Sean Astin, Traci Lords, Peter Davison, Hayden Panettiere, Sid Meier; another: people from minor cable reality shows, The Great Luke Ski, Someone Who Wore A Full-Body Costume In Star Wars). And if you are the sort of person who thinks of game designers as celebrities, and you probably are if you are reading this, then this is a chance to meet all kinds of them--and they are not getting any younger, so strike while the iron is hot!

As for this year specifically, event submission is ongoing, but you can look at Alan DeSmet's amazing GenCon.HighProgrammer page to look through last year's events to get an idea of what else you might find.

The main point is this: if it is nerdy and you like it, IT IS PROBABLY HAPPENING AT GEN CON.


Even the Doctor is concerned about Utilikilts

Q. WHAT SHOULD I BRING????????
A. QUAREX'S ARBITRARY GEN CON RECOMMENDED ADVENTURE KIT:

  • Dice
  • Chargers for what ails ya (phone, laptop, tablet, tableau, plateau, mesa)
  • Batteries, failing to remember your chargers
  • iGizmos/Cameras/Phones/Whatever
  • Googies (my Mom's aphasiac word for "snacks to eat on the go")
  • Hand sanitizer FOR EMERGENCIES
  • Notepads(tm) (hey, I take notes on my phone too, but sometimes paper comes up)
  • Pens/pencils
  • Black AND Silver(!) Sharpies for autographs on light or dark surfaces(!!!)
  • YOUR MEDICINE/PAINKILLERS/BANDAGES/INSULIN
  • Probably some insoles or gel inserts or foam blocks to walk on or whatever
MORE OPTIONAL
  • Collapsible/lightweight water bottle With flavored beverage pouches
  • Gum!
  • Splenda, mayonnaise, and hot sauce packets: The Condiment Trifecta
  • TRAVEL CUTLERY KIT!!!!!
  • Suggested Road Food For Travellers On Facebook Page: Quest Nutrition Quest Bars(tm[tm])


Q. WHAT IS FOOD
A. PLACES EVERYONE SEEMS TO SUGGEST YOU EAT IN THE AREA:


Firstly, a map showing all the places to eat close to the Convention center: http://www.icclos.com/pdf/DTRestaurantsMap.pdf

The closest food to the convention itself is likely in the form of food trucks on Georgia Street (right outside the uhh East entrance I think). I have heard basically only good things about all of those trucks though I have not tried them myself yet.
  • The Ram (brewpub with gamer-themed menu, albeit one that has been slacking off in recent years due to...)
  • Scotty's Brewhouse (...the old manager at the Ram moving here and taking his gamer-enthusiasm with him)
  • First Watch (I have not been there but apparently it has the FRESHEST INGREDIENTS despite being a chain)
  • Patachou (closes at like 3 P.M., but legitimately amazing quality breakfast/lunch)
  • STEAK 'N' SHAKE BECAUSE I AM FROM NORMAL, ILLINOIS AND I WILL BE PROUD OF OUR HOMETOWN CREATION UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
  • Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Though this is a chain, I think most people agree it is slightly better than the non-chain St. Elmo Steakhouse (though St. Elmo has amazing shrimp cocktail), and if you want to spend a lot of money on your dinner this is probably your best bet nearby.
  • I mean, there are several good places to eat; I will add any others people specifically recommend
If you have a car or are one of the 1% of attendees able to walk under her/his own power, here are some of the best Indianapolis restaurants that are not actually close to the convention center at all:
And here is VISIT INDY'S list of all its restaurants that have appeared on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives (a show on the Food Network here in The America).


Q. DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER GENERIC TIPS FOR ME
A. YES AND YES I DID STEAL THE IDEA FOR THIS SECTION FROM THE EXCELLENT COMIC CON THREAD

  • If you are not in good enough shape to be on your feet for hours a day and to walk about a dozen miles over the course of several days, you might want to get on that. For reasons entirely unrelated to the convention, really, but in this case, for the convention.

  • Having cash-money can be very valuable, as some vendors in the exhibit hall are not equipped to take credit cards, and others will give you a discount for using cash (the Auction/Auction Store in particular charges the full credit card fee so that the sellers are not penalized for the payment method). There are ATMs but of course they are frequently out of cash on convention days, so plan ahead!

  • The Comic Con thread suggests the 6/2/1 rule, though I prefer the 5/3/1 rule, but the idea is the same: Sleep at least 5/6 hours, eat 2/3 meals, and take 1 shower every day. Honestly, if you can handle going a long time without eating, I suggest taking advantage of your hotel's free breakfast buffet (you should stay at a hotel with a free breakfast buffet) and stuffing yourself silly and then trying to make it until dinner time, since nearby businesses are often packed during lunchtime and ending up missing two quality hours of the exhibit hall just to eat a sandwich seems like a bad deal to me.

  • Be like me and buy this bag and bring it with you because it rules. Or if you must, just make sure you have some other equally-sturdy bag; do not be one of those rolling-suitcase-in-packed-crowd jerks.

  • Due to the average level of social capability at any gaming convention, Goons have traditionally proven to be excellent choices for hangout-buddies here; I will reserve the second post for lists of Goon-run events (both formal and informal) and other such meeting-up-portunities (since last year I did a bad job helping coordinate that).

  • Oh if you are into this kind of thing here are the relevant links: Gen Con Official Twitterrrrrr, Gen Con Official Facebooooooook, Wizards of the Coast's Official Wait Seriously They Still Have 2013's Page Up

  • I have no doubt I will be adding more things here based on posts in the thread

  • GO TO GEN CON. GO TO GEN CON.

  • GO. TO. GEN. CON.






I seriously still laugh every time I see this picture

*(ne้ Lake Geneva Wargames Convention)

**Last year I thought that Essenspiele in Germany had 3x as many attendees--then I found out that they only list their TURNSTILE attendance, which is each day's unique visitors added together, not their total number of unique visitors. Ergo, the 150,000 they claim is very likely smaller than Gen Con given that Gen Con's turnstile attendance is closer to 175,000 if I recall correctly.

***Full disclosure: I am an RPG/T.O.V.A. auctioneer, though I loved it and talked it up constantly every year even before joining up in 2012.

****There is no **** but thanks to Torrent for naming the thread. Plus here is where I will randomly link this delightful random-generation "gaming convention bingo" board: http://stpatricksbingo.com/conBingo.html

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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Reserved SO HARD for information on Goon-run events, of both the formal and informal variety, to make it easier to find and access a concise listing of them than last year when nobody could tell what the hell was going on at all ever.

Also because I have always wanted to reserve a post.

Edit: OK I AM GOING TO PUT THIS IN HERE!!!!!! WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL IRC CHANNEL AHAHA WOOOOOOO

Hawaii_Lame-O posted:

Server is irc.synirc.net

Room is #GCG

Let's see what happens!

:siren: AND WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL OTHER-THING CHAT THING GROUP.ME!!! :siren:


I will probably have both of these on my phone at The Con. I use AndChat for IRC, personally. No clue what cool people use.


ADD YOURSELF TO NESBIT'S GOOGLE DOC!!!

nesbit37 posted:

The main part of Gen Con starts a week from today! Go add your name and contact info to this spreadsheet if you have not done so already and want goons to check in with you on things. Between this and group me we should be able to organize things spur of the moment pretty well while there(they both worked well last year):

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqiGU-iR_59KdDR3Z0V0OHlNWjIweUEtNDhCQ0tCOGc&usp=drive_web#gid=0


:siren: AND COME TO THE COLTS GRILLE FOR NERD TRIVIA BY WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT 7:00, WHICH DOUBLES AS THE OFFICIALISH GOON MEET! :siren:

@ColtsGrille posted:

Yes we are [having nerdy trivia on Wednesday, August 13]! There are 3 sessions, starting at 7:30; 8:15; and 9:00. Hope to see you out!

Colts Grille (next door to the Embassy Suites Indianapolis Downtown, if you know where that is!)
110 West Washington Street
Indianapolis, IN 46227


AS FOR THOSE WHO LIKE "THE ALCOHOL" THERE IS THIS:

camoseven posted:

:guinness: THE GOON BEER TOUR AND GENERAL INDY BEER INFO :guinness:

What? A walking tour of downtown Indy breweries and bars led by a local drunk/goon.
When? Thursday August 14th at 3:30pm until "question mark"
Where? We will meet at the NORTHEAST entrance to the convention center, AKA Capitol and Washington MARYLAND Streets.
No, I meant where are we going? Flat 12, Sun King, (MAYBE Indiana City or Outliers), Tomlinson Tap Room, MacNiven's. Here have A MAP! It's almost 4 miles if we walk the whole thing, but I know that many of you are fat and lazy so we will HOPEFULLY take an Uber or something to the first destination (Flat 12), which will cut the walking nearly in half!
Who can come? Whoever the gently caress wants to! Goons and non-goons are equally welcome.
Why is this on Thursday? Because it's when I have time, and because these places get loving packed on Friday nights, especially when conventions are in town! Trust me, it's better this way.


I would like some more information about places to eat and drink in Indianapolis, please. Well, aren't you a needy little poo poo! Luckily for you I made a list of places I like (and some I avoid) in the downtown Indy area! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THIS UGLY LIST THAT I SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON! I was going to make a map, too, but :effort:. I also killed two birds with one stone and threw some things in there for my family, so just ignore any references to my mom's place or whatever.

Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Aug 11, 2014

UncleSickey
Jan 2, 2014
Good thread and excellent advice for any GenCon newbie. You cannot emphasize strongly enough the power of a shower; especially since GenCon will be in high summer and is always hot and humid. I certainly hope if you're attending; you got your reservations already because anything withing 30 miles is GONE. Good thing this is my last GenCon; it's getting a bit pricey and the crowds are getting insane.

Thanks much for the pictures in the thread; don't forget to post one of the 2 obese gamers who are a couple and have a stroller taking up the entire aisle as they walk .001mph and block everyone (I love dealing with that).

I'll be there on Friday for sure this year; thinking about giving the opening day a miss just because of the monster crowds of unwashed obese people.

If possible; let's get a informal 'get together' set up here beforehand.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

UncleSickey posted:

Good thread and excellent advice for any GenCon newbie. You cannot emphasize strongly enough the power of a shower; especially since GenCon will be in high summer and is always hot and humid. I certainly hope if you're attending; you got your reservations already because anything withing 30 miles is GONE. Good thing this is my last GenCon; it's getting a bit pricey and the crowds are getting insane.
Yeah, showering is pretty awesome. It does seem like the ongoing "hygiene shame" campaign has sort of reduced the random sudden horrible stench-clouds in the past decade.

UncleSickey posted:

Thanks much for the pictures in the thread; don't forget to post one of the 2 obese gamers who are a couple and have a stroller taking up the entire aisle as they walk .001mph and block everyone (I love dealing with that).
Thanks! Yeah, there are a million pictures that should probably accompany any Gen-Con post, but I had a hard enough time finally pulling the trigger on posting actual pictures of fat people (last year I posted a parade-sized Pikachu balloon as a metaphorical stand-in), I am not sure that I could in good conscience post many more pictures like that.

If anyone took any pictures last year--particularly of Goon events (double-particularly of T.O.V.A., you know, just because) do feel free to post them for MORE HYPE

UncleSickey posted:

I'll be there on Friday for sure this year; thinking about giving the opening day a miss just because of the monster crowds of unwashed obese people.
I do not want to interfere with your obesity-avoidance plans, but in my experience Thursday and Sunday were always the lowest-key days in the past, though since they made Sunday "Family Day" and introduced special pricing for it I think now Thursday is (perhaps anecdotally) the only slower day. But it may also be true that Thursday has the most lethal violence with people trying to buy convention exclusives. The death tolls are usually highest then.

UncleSickey posted:

If possible; let's get a informal 'get together' set up here beforehand.
Last year there was a thing at the Colts Grille on the Wednesday night before the convention started, and that was about as laid-back and enjoyable a Goon Meet as I have ever attended (it was Nerd Trivia, which undoubtedly helped). If anything like that is happening again then we should definitely go for it again--though it is a pretty good meeting spot even if there is no specific event there.

Edit: I will occasionally cross-post things from the Gen-Con forums in here because some of the quotes are unbelievably amazing, though often you need insider knowledge to appreciate them. Like the hotel thread where more than one person complained about the Embassy Suites being a little far to walk back and forth from during the convention ... it is a block away.

UncleSickey
Jan 2, 2014
Oh wow, the Embassy Suites is too far away? I'm jumping up in the air and clicking my heels because I actually found a hotel room a mile away (instead of my usual 25-30 miles away)! That being said, I must apologize about my unwashed/obese rantings. Looking back on my posts, it did seem that I was on a tear about it; my main reasoning is that I just wanted to warm and notify any prospective attendee of the sights and sounds you will be assaulted with. It's highly suggested by me if you do have a weight issue and think you're fat; please attend the Gen Con vendor area for half a day; I promise you, you will think you're skinny in no time at all and leave with a excellent body image!

I do want to post some Gen-Con pictures if I can find them; but they are about 4-5 years old (mainly of that incredible Valkyrie statue that was hanging in the back of the dealer's room). From the mumblings I'm seeing and hearing thus far; the dealer area will be very nice this year, with plenty of gaming goodness and add-ons (dice, etc.).

One thing I must admit to; in all of the years I've attended GenCon (going on 22 years or so now, yes I'm one of the old farts there); I've not actually played any games there. The main reason I attend GenCon is the dealer's room; where you can find very rare and hard to find videos, t-shirts and all sorts of weirdness. This year, my plan is to pick up a excellent walnut walking cane (as I'm recovering from cancer surgery and need one for awhile). I know I can find a cheapie cane at walgreens, and have one; but a nice deep brown walking cane with exchangeable headpieces can only be found at GenCon, nowhere else.

So if you're interested in sci-fi and fantasy; but not really into games, you will have more than enough enjoyment at GenCon! Cosplay shows, minstrels and bards wandering around and more than enough art and clothing sellers to fill any needs you may have. It'll be at GenCon and with far lesser lines than the San Diego ComicCon (that goes without saying). If you're still on the fence, just pick up a one-day badge and walk around a bit; you'll find yourself either in a pickup game or learning about sizing a corset for your lady friends, you never know what'll happen when you're at the Con.

Uncle

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Anyone who says that the Embassy Suites is too far away is insane. It's like two blocks away, and you can take the hamster tubes the entire way if you absolutely have to. I'm one of the lucky few who manages to rock the VIG program every year, and it is so incredibly worth it, if for no other reason than being able to avoid the room lottery.

I also host a podcast and my co-hosts and I are running our annual "So You Want To Start A Podcast" seminar again this year.

Edit: UnderDiscussion's "So You Want to Start a Podcast" Seminar SEM1456537, 8/15 at 2pm

And a few pictures from gencon:

Cardhalla


Fat Guy & Foam Weapons. Watch for the kickstarter.


A practically empty dealer hall.


If there's a boardgame you like, Gen Con has a giant version of it you can play.

8one6 fucked around with this message at 05:27 on May 8, 2014

Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


8one6 posted:


Fat Guy & Foam Weapons. Watch for the kickstarter.

His spirit animal is a hobbit.

I signed up about half an hour after hotel registration started and got a rum directly across the street. gently caress taking a cab every day.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy


No Gencon thread would be complete without this.

My badge has been purchased and I have a room at the JW. Hopefully I can get a decent game. I'm honestly just considering sticking to pick ups or running something just so I can play something I want to.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002
Got a room right across the street at the Marriott.

I'm going to endeavor to play more demos and games with goons this year.

Also not drink so much.

EnjoiThePureTrip
Apr 16, 2011

Kaddish posted:

Also not drink so much.

I think you might be doing it wrong, sir.


I plan to, as always, be playing games with random strangers at Ram's Head. And this year I have a hotel within stumbling distance.
:getin:

WerrWaaa
Nov 5, 2008

I can make all your dreams come true.
I've a friend in Carmel, with a free parking spot downtown for me. Should be quite a time. It's been a few years since I hit up a big con, so I am extra excited. I am in for Goon Meets, Goon Gaming, and Goon Drinking, especially if they all happen at the same time.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Reposting my offer to host people this year. I have a large house a couple miles north of downtown, which is way closer than the hotels on the edges of the city. If anyone is interested, just hit me up and we can work out the details. I currently have 1 guest bed and 1 couch and lots of floor space.

Dr. Doji Suave
Dec 31, 2004

Our group managed to score two rooms this year at the Embassy! :woop: So now more of us can enjoy getting drunk and playing games til we pass out! We all live in Noblesville but driving back and forth can be a chore.

The past two years I have done well in filling my schedule with games, and after doing a random 4 hour game of some 1970's groggy tank game, I plan on doing it again this year (although hopefully not as the French, having a tank that can move and shoot in the same action would be kind of nice).

A few friends are wanting to run some Attack Wing demos and are trying to get me to go along with them but after running a game last year I think I just need to enjoy the con.

GimpInBlack
Sep 27, 2012

That's right, kids, take lots of drugs, leave the universe behind, and pilot Enlightenment Voltron out into the cosmos to meet Alien Jesus.

camoseven posted:

Reposting my offer to host people this year. I have a large house a couple miles north of downtown, which is way closer than the hotels on the edges of the city. If anyone is interested, just hit me up and we can work out the details. I currently have 1 guest bed and 1 couch and lots of floor space.

I may be interested in this. Drop me a line at my username at gmail.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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UncleSickey posted:

a nice deep brown walking cane with exchangeable headpieces can only be found at GenCon, nowhere else.
The variety of accouterments and sundries available at Gen-Con that you will otherwise never see anywhere else (in real life) is fairly well astounding. That is one of my favorite things about the convention, of course--the infinite variety of nerdy things to buy. Someone who had never been there might think it would not be that much different than your local game store writ large, but ... the exhibition hall is to a local game store as the World Series is to a little league game. Wait, no, I need more nerd-specific analogies: a local game store is to the exhibitor's hall as a lemure is to Demogorgon. And if you got that reference, and particularly if you want to point out that semantically those are two fundamentally different types of infernal creature and reference is fundamentally flawed, then you belong at Gen-Con.

WerrWaaa posted:

It's been a few years since I hit up a big con, so I am extra excited. I am in for Goon Meets, Goon Gaming, and Goon Drinking, especially if they all happen at the same time.
YES! They probably will. Have you been to this particular convention before?!?

Dr. Doji Suave posted:

A few friends are wanting to run some Attack Wing demos and are trying to get me to go along with them but after running a game last year I think I just need to enjoy the con.
I understand that. As soon as you start actually helping the convention work instead of just enjoying it, it seems like your free time disappears in larger share than the actual number of hours you spend on it. Though that could just be my impression since Auction volunteers are needed most urgently when the exhibitor's hall is open, as you might expect, since nobody wants to volunteer during MOST AMAZING SHOPTIME

Sadly nothing too terribly depressing/hilarious has happened on the Gen-Con forums since my last post here, though I am still kind of hoping that the guy who was legitimately talking about how people had to accept that Gen-Con was going to leave Indianapolis in the very near future because no city without Michelin-star rated restaurants and a good selection of first-class flights could accommodate the gentrification of the board gaming hobby.

...

I sort of assume that guy is a troll, but he was so consistent and seemed so confused by people suggesting that the average attendee probably drove ... so I mean, on one hand, it would be so amazing if being a nerd somehow became primarily the vestige of the super-wealthy, but get back to me once Warren Buffett heavily invests in Catan.

Nissir
Apr 23, 2007
Man with no Title
Go to Gen Con! Hook up with some crazy chick in full Elf garb who doesn't break character throughout your night of wild monkey sex, then get made fun of you for it by your best friends for 15 years then have to explain it at your wedding! See Klingon women who look like the homeworld of Kronos has cheesburger trees and lakes of ranch dressing! Buy a bag of dice so big you will never lose all of them! Pay 6 bucks for a 20 oz warm Diet Mt Dew and be happy for it! Don't sleep for more then 3 hours a night in a hotel room stuffed with 8 guys and one poor girl that tagged along. Show up to a MTG tournament with a deck of X-files the CCG! Pay way too much for a katana made by the finest 9 year old Indian craftsmen, then almost chop your thumb off with it showing off your 2 kenjutsu lessons! All of these things and more can be yours!

clockworkjoe
May 31, 2000

Rolled a 1 on the random encounter table, didn't you?
I've been going to Gencon for years now but I tend to do the same things - run games for Arc Dream inc (and you should too! You can get free product if you run games for them) go to panels and events to record them for my podcast and play/run games for podcast fans and fellow game designers/publishers after hours. That, plus wandering the exhibition hall tends to take up my time.

I've browsed the auction house in the past and I'll probably check it out this year, but what other games/events would you guys recommend? I don't want to try true dungeon and I've played Spaceship Artemis in the past.

dexefiend
Apr 25, 2003

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Angel Giraldez announced he is teaching a class... I want to go so bad!

Also, go to Gencon.

WerrWaaa
Nov 5, 2008

I can make all your dreams come true.

Quarex posted:

YES! They probably will. Have you been to this particular convention before?!?

Yup! I grew up outside Indy.

Nissir posted:

Go to Gen Con! Hook up with some crazy chick in full Elf garb who doesn't break character throughout your night of wild monkey sex...

And have to explain it on SomethingAwful...?

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

clockworkjoe posted:

...
I've browsed the auction house in the past and I'll probably check it out this year, but what other games/events would you guys recommend? I don't want to try true dungeon and I've played Spaceship Artemis in the past.


I'll always recommend Games on Demand for trying new things.

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.
The hotel reservation system they used this year was dogshit. Once I finally got in and went to select a room it stopped working. By the time I managed to get back to the hotel list 20 minutes later, there wasn't anything within 6 miles. Some friends of mine managed to get a room about the same distance away so I said gently caress it and claimed a spot with them. They're on the wait list, so hopefully we can get something a little closer.

Last year I spent most of my time, once I finished co-GMing a couple of events, running pick-up games of Cards Against Humanity and it was glorious. Not running any events this year, which means I'll have a lot more time to gently caress around. Hopefully event registration goes better than hotels did.

Quarex posted:

Yeah, showering is pretty awesome. It does seem like the ongoing "hygiene shame" campaign has sort of reduced the random sudden horrible stench-clouds in the past decade.

Its not nearly as bad as it use to be. Sure, you'll probably find more than one person who stopped showering well before the con started, but at least in Indy there's a lot more space for the funk to disperse over. Walking into the vendor floor in Milwaukee was like hitting a loving wall because MECCA was really drat small in comparison and the stench would just linger. I remember the last year in Milwaukee our group raided a housekeeper's cart, took a bunch of soap, printed labels that said things like "Please Use Me" or "Do Everyone A Favor", and handed them out. Is that kind of an rear end in a top hat thing to do? Yeah, but it was necessary.

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

Double Agent posted:

The hotel reservation system they used this year was dogshit. Once I finally got in and went to select a room it stopped working. By the time I managed to get back to the hotel list 20 minutes later, there wasn't anything within 6 miles. Some friends of mine managed to get a room about the same distance away so I said gently caress it and claimed a spot with them. They're on the wait list, so hopefully we can get something a little closer.

It really was a terrifically huge clusterfuck. I almost got within seven miles of the convention, but the system actually booted me off and made me wait in line again to make my reservations.

I'm just glad that in the end, I was able to get three nights all in the same place, even if it is crap. The last thing I wanted to do was have to shuffle hotels every day/night like I'm pretty sure some people are doing.

It'll be my first time going to this convention - I am really looking forward to it!

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
make sure you get wait listed.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes
Is this the place to share our Gen Con stories?

Because I feel the need to share a recommendationwarning for the bestworst strip club in IndianapolisThe World.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Bucnasti posted:

Is this the place to share our Gen Con stories?

Because I feel the need to share a recommendationwarning for the bestworst strip club in IndianapolisThe World.

Classy Chassy for life.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Bucnasti posted:

Is this the place to share our Gen Con stories?

Because I feel the need to share a recommendationwarning for the bestworst strip club in IndianapolisThe World.
Oh, absolutely. If it has basically anything to do with Gen-Con at all, we need to hear it. A year without a dozen repeatable stories about the convention (even if 11 of those are "you would not BELIEVE this person I saw") is a bad year.

clockworkjoe posted:

I've browsed the auction house in the past and I'll probably check it out this year, but what other games/events would you guys recommend?
Have you checked out the Auction?! Oh, you have. Well, the only event I actually play in for sure every year is a game of Jumpers, the "we acknowledge this is Sliders but renamed in the intro paragraph" RPG co-authored by Josh, the T.O.V.A. Auctioneer. I would have played it even without his involvement, though, as it is a kind of half-retro-overwrought-mechanical throwback and half-awesome-quick-play-because-you-have-to-play-yourself-and-you-can-literally-have-whatever-skill-you-decide-you-have kind of thing.

Nissir posted:

Go to Gen Con! Hook up with some crazy chick in full Elf garb who doesn't break character throughout your night of wild monkey sex, then get made fun of you for it by your best friends for 15 years then have to explain it at your wedding!
:stare:

I mean, I appreciate your enthusiasm. But the only Con that ever led to hooking up with someone for me was GoonCon :c00l: because honestly I would be more than a little afraid to try to pick up someone at Gen-Con for precisely the reasons you just discussed. Did this actually happen? Because I would like to know why you had to explain it at your wedding if so. Also, kudos on your 1990s-era Elf Hookup

LuiCypher posted:

It'll be my first time going to this convention - I am really looking forward to it!
I am glad you maintained your positivity through the hotel insanity--from what I have gathered, it was basically like INTERNET VIET NAM. But your perseverance will absolutely be rewarded. I promise. If you do not have an amazing time, simply find me on Sunday and I will personally knock you out and take your wallet as an apology.

Double Agent posted:

Its not nearly as bad as it use to be. Sure, you'll probably find more than one person who stopped showering well before the con started, but at least in Indy there's a lot more space for the funk to disperse over. I remember the last year in Milwaukee our group raided a housekeeper's cart, took a bunch of soap, printed labels that said things like "Please Use Me" or "Do Everyone A Favor", and handed them out. Is that kind of an rear end in a top hat thing to do? Yeah, but it was necessary.
I remember a post on the official forums from a woman who was angry about blanket statements about gamers that smelled bad, because she said she had dated more than one gamer who could shower in the morning and already smell terrible by the afternoon just with normal exertion. ... the unspoken assumption of just how fat these guys (and this woman) probably were has sort of haunted me ever since.

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
So it would be a good thing to say how I nearly ended up in the hospital on Day 1 last year thanks to my own stupidity?

ritorix
Jul 22, 2007

Vancian Roulette
Awesome OP. I'll be back this year. I was ready right at hotel registration and got screwed into getting something on the other side of the airport. Oh well, at least it's a room.

Go to Gencon, get crazy loot! :homebrew:





Go to Gencon, get your nerd yearbook signed! :allears:





SirFozzie posted:

So it would be a good thing to say how I nearly ended up in the hospital on Day 1 last year thanks to my own stupidity?

2014: The year SirFozzie makes it through Gencon without a hospital visit.

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
*laughs*

Free hint: Skipping breakfast on day 1 because you overslept (making it approximately 20+ hours without a real meal), and then carrying 20+ pounds of new RPG's and boardgames around the Con Hall for hours is contraindicated.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Anybody else getting all the Gen-Con correspondence e-mail Spam who would like to know how to sift the wheat from the chaff: I guess if you like the 2014 shirt design you should go hog wild and get the hoodie with it, but what you REALLY should do is buy the Gen-Con Messenger Bag (yes, of course that is my review). Sleek, sturdy, and as sophisticated as any gaming accessory can ever possibly be! Even my wife agrees that it can easily be a "big boy" bag since 99% of onlookers will assume Gen-Con is some sort of important businessperson convocation.

SirFozzie posted:

So it would be a good thing to say how I nearly ended up in the hospital on Day 1 last year thanks to my own stupidity?
Yes. Then we can have a contest sort of along the lines of Ritorix's comment where we see if we can collectively keep you from seriously injuring yourself this year.

ritorix posted:

Go to Gencon, get your nerd yearbook signed! :allears:


Good poo poo. I got my 2002 Gen-Con badge signed by both Gary Gygax and Sid Meier, which basically meant I had accomplished all my gaming-celebrity goals already and it was time to leave this material plane. Yet here I am. Waiting for that Lord British autograph I guess.

SirFozzie
Mar 28, 2004
Goombatta!
I already ordered the GenCon Messenger Bag (it arrived yesterday) :)

And I violated the 3/2/1 rule of GenCon which is:

At least 3 hours sleep
At least 2 full meals
At least one Shower.

(well, the 2 meals). Basically, since I overslept, I figured, "Hey, I'll eat after I walk the convention floor". Bad idea. Horrendous idea. You see, not only is the dealer hall a freaking humongous place, with crowds everywhere, the first day of the con has the longest lines and the newest, shiniest stuff. So, I carried 20 or so pounds of board games and RPG's in my travel bag, and then stood in Catalyst Game Labs (the folks behind Shadowrun and Battletech) line for 90 minutes (AFTER walking the floor for 2 hours).

Your body needs fuel. Your body needs not to overstress itself on day one. As I waited in line (I was third in line for the cashier), I started to get a wee bit shaky/sweaty.. I took off my glasses and leaned over, trying to get my system to work right. Thankfully,, one of the folks working the Catalyst booth was a trained nurse and saw that I was going down HARD and got me to the ground before I fell down. Basically, I was wayyyy out of it, incoherent and just on the edge of unconsciousness.

Turns out it was a low blood sugar thing, and they had me sip on a lemonade while they summoned the medics (who are folks from the local hospital).. and I got to ride the stretcher into the medical room to rest and recover. They offered to take me to the local hospital, but I was feeling better as my body returned to at least a bit of equilibrium and declined. However, I spent the rest of that day resting/sleeping.

So.. here's the suggestions.

A) Know where the bottlenecks are. Here's a hint: Many of the major companies like to put out their big new releases at GenCon. Know where they are and avoid them if at all possible on the rush of day 1. (I would put Catalyst, Paizo, D&D (odds are D&D Next will be released at GenCon), as the major culprits, but sometimes a smaller company can be there too. Most times, these companies will have more than enough stock on hand that you can buy whatever you're looking for later on Day 1 or on one of the later days. (Now that I think about it, getting the badge itself and shopping for ConGear can be bottlenecks too. however, ConGear almost ALWAYS sells out)

B) Put yourself in a good position. Eat regularly, eat as well as you can, sleep when you can. Carry a water bottle that you can refill at various spots around the con. Carry stuff like snack bars to tide over the cravings (your body needs fuel)

C) Know your limits: Take breaks when/if you can. If you start to get tired/woozy.. DON'T try to tough it out. Your body sends out warning signals for a reason, ignore them at your own peril.

D) Be careful when booking events.. you may think "Ah I can do this from 3-5 and this from 5-8.. but A) usually that'll screw you out of some fun either at the end of the early session or missing some of the late session.. especially now that GenCon events can be in many different hotels. I missed out on the NCAA 14 tournament last year because I showed up 3 minutes early, only to be told that they had a rule that if you weren't there 10 minutes early, you were disqualified.

E) Buy lots and lots of generics. You never know when you'll want to do something (the arcade hall was fun with a Rock Band Marathon for example).

F)Do something silly, like sit in the auction for an hour or two and bid on random things.

G) There's nothing like talking rpg's with random folks at 3:45 in the morning at Steak n Shake ;)

GimpInBlack
Sep 27, 2012

That's right, kids, take lots of drugs, leave the universe behind, and pilot Enlightenment Voltron out into the cosmos to meet Alien Jesus.
Looks like I've got my housing issues sorted out thanks to Fiasco buddies (seriously, you guys, play Fiasco, it will make you friends for life), so I think I'm going to make it to the con this year! Sadly, the best Gen Con stories I have involve getting truly, properly drunk for the first time at the Safe House bar back when the Con was still in Milwaukee and narrowly missing hanging out with Sean Astin because of stupid things like "needing to eat."

Dr. Doji Suave
Dec 31, 2004

Quarex posted:


Sadly nothing too terribly depressing/hilarious has happened on the Gen-Con forums since my last post here, though I am still kind of hoping that the guy who was legitimately talking about how people had to accept that Gen-Con was going to leave Indianapolis in the very near future because no city without Michelin-star rated restaurants and a good selection of first-class flights could accommodate the gentrification of the board gaming hobby.

...

I sort of assume that guy is a troll, but he was so consistent and seemed so confused by people suggesting that the average attendee probably drove ... so I mean, on one hand, it would be so amazing if being a nerd somehow became primarily the vestige of the super-wealthy, but get back to me once Warren Buffett heavily invests in Catan.

I have heard this several times since last year in person as well among a few of my friends. All things considered Indiana does a way better job than Milwaukee ever did. :psyduck:

Also for those who buy way to many generics like myself, don't forget to return them at the end of the con so you can get some form of credit back!

ritorix
Jul 22, 2007

Vancian Roulette

Dr. Doji Suave posted:

Also for those who buy way to many generics like myself, don't forget to return them at the end of the con so you can get some form of credit back!

Wait, what? You can do this? :psypop:

Dr. Doji Suave
Dec 31, 2004

ritorix posted:

Wait, what? You can do this? :psypop:

GenCon Refund Policy posted:

Only event tickets can be refunded onsite.Badges purchased onsite are non-refundable and non-transferable.

Ticket refunds will be managed at the Customer Service kiosk and will only be refunded to the person whose name is on the ticket.
A valid government- issued photo ID and a Gen Con Indy 2013 badge is required to process any type of ticket refund onsite.
All refunds will be credited back in the original form of payment.
Event-specific ticket refunds must be requested up to 30 minutes prior to the start of the event. For example, if your event starts at 11:30 am, you must request a refund prior to 11:00 am. Refund requests received at 11:10 am would not be honored.
All event-specific and generic ticket refunds are subject to a 5% administrative fee for the total sum of tickets refunded. There are no exceptions. For example, if you have $8.00 in tickets that need to be refunded, the administrative fee would be $0.40.
Generic tickets will only be refunded as a system credit. There is no cash refund on generic tickets. There are no exceptions. (System credit can be used to purchase badges or tickets for any future Gen Con Indy. It is non-transferrable, non-refundable and does not expire.)
The last day to receive a ticket refund is 4:30 pm, Sunday, August 17, 2014, at the Customer Service kiosk.

http://www.gencon.com/attend/refundpolicies

Gen Con's best kept secret!

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Quarex posted:

I remember a post on the official forums from a woman who was angry about blanket statements about gamers that smelled bad, because she said she had dated more than one gamer who could shower in the morning and already smell terrible by the afternoon just with normal exertion. ... the unspoken assumption of just how fat these guys (and this woman) probably were has sort of haunted me ever since.

Come on, you've been to GenCon. You don't have to assume anything.

Nissir
Apr 23, 2007
Man with no Title
I had to explain it because my Best Man, was one of the people that dragged me to Gen Con, and it was part of his speech. You should always hook up at a con, it is the best part.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Nissir posted:

I had to explain it because my Best Man, was one of the people that dragged me to Gen Con, and it was part of his speech. You should always hook up at a con, it is the best part.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/plan-to-get-laid-at-dragoncon-2001-fails,260/

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Gen-Con Wikipedia Article Trip Report: About six years after I anonymously questioned why there was a hideous picture of a group of poorly-dressed cosplayers holding a "WILL YURI FOR YAOI" sign as somehow representative of the costume scene at Gen-Con, someone has finally done the right thing and taken the picture down.

At this rate, by 2021, the article will also no longer mention NASCRAG. Go away, NASCRAG. You are not noteworthy.

Actually I guess any tournament run for more than 30 years at a major game convention probably IS noteworthy in the context of that convention. But that picture is so profoundly purple monkey cheese lol :( not like that hilarious dragon-burger



Oh, and the events listing is going to go up in a few weeks! Though it is not too late to submit events!!! Every year I am asked if I will give some sort of lecture merging political science and gaming ... and this year I think I just might actually pull the trigger and talk about the real-world and fantasy implementations/conceptualizations of eugenics. Sound like a fun topic for a gaming convention? I thought so!

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Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Quarex posted:

and this year I think I just might actually pull the trigger and talk about the real-world and fantasy implementations/conceptualizations of eugenics. Sound like a fun topic for a gaming convention? I thought so!

I trade two wood for Hitler: the unfortunate implications of economic engines in Eurogaming

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