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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

by Ralp


What's up with Matt Lauer's pants?

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Rabble
Dec 3, 2005



Pillbug

Is it me or is Matt Lauer much better than Costas?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.





I feel like he keeps giving Costas some subtle digs, like "haha, you got loving super pinkeye, dumbass."

I don't like Lauer, but I still approve of this.

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.


stuxracer posted:

I really wish they would post more pictures since he said its still spreading. Holy lol



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.


Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!


Not Nipsy Russell posted:

"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

Simply masterful.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

AFC NORTH PITY FUCK


Wife comes into the room: Oh they have boys hockey on TV if the NHL is on break? That's weird.

I was watching RUS v JAP women's hockey.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


ZombieReagan posted:

whenever they show people wipe out on the halfpipe you can see how slushy that poo poo is, why didn't they just delay this poo poo?

Delay it until summer?

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

AFC NORTH PITY FUCK


Delay cost 23 billion Yevgeni could not turn out his pocket

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0


curling is the best winter sport unironically

Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.


you irl posted:

Delay it until summer?

Delay it until the next ice age, or until global tectonic plate shifts cause Sochi to end up somewhere colder.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.



you irl posted:

Delay it until summer?

For once global thermonuclear war is the solution.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Vulpes posted:

Delay it until the next ice age, or until global tectonic plate shifts cause Sochi to end up somewhere colder.

loving Texas is colder than Sochi is. Texas, usually the hottest state in the U.S.

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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so its been 4 days and no explosions yet

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.





Fojar38 posted:

so its been 4 days and no explosions yet

Give it time.

Costas's eye infection hasn't reached the sporing stage yet.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.


College Slice

Reports have come in that Bob Costas' transmutation to a prawn is almost complete.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.


I don't really have any ill will toward Bob Costas, but if Sochi blinds him for life I'm going to laugh really hard.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT


drat, Bob Costas is really standing up for gay rights. Dude, you could have just worn a pink shirt or something.

Confidently Queer
Apr 14, 2003

i am the luckiest shitheap in fyad.


Not Nipsy Russell posted:



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

Beautiful

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Noni posted:

drat, Bob Costas is really standing up for gay rights. Dude, you could have just worn a pink shirt or something.

hope it ends with The Fly transformation

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW


stuxracer posted:

haven't been watching last couple days. double pink eye now.


Not Nipsy Russell posted:



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

I am reminded of those aliens from X-files. From what I remember they were from Russia too.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012


Doctor Butts posted:

Wife comes into the room: Oh they have boys hockey on TV if the NHL is on break? That's weird.

I was watching RUS v JAP women's hockey.

As far as hockey padding goes, if you put someone inside it, you probably couldn't tell who/what they were without getting close enough to be beaten with a hockey stick.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!


Norway's curling pants are amazing.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007


RICKARUS

It's Moot baby!






lidnsya posted:

Norway's curling pants are amazing.

They're the only curling team other than Canada I would accept winning, for solely that reason.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.



lidnsya posted:

Norway's curling pants are amazing.

They have a different pair for every match, I think?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



lidnsya posted:

Norway's curling pants are amazing.

it makes me think of the abstract camouflage patterns they used on WWII ships

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.



Man, I love the US quiltwork style jackets for snowboarding events. If they weren't $7,000 I'd wear one every goddamn day.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




Not Nipsy Russell posted:



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

Velvet Sparrow
May 15, 2006

'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.



ZombieReagan posted:

whenever they show people wipe out on the halfpipe you can see how slushy that poo poo is, why didn't they just delay this poo poo?

Because then the frozen dogs it's constructed of would be showing.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Al Borland posted:

I am reminded of those aliens from X-files. From what I remember they were from Russia too.



it all makes sense.

sochi is nothing but a cover-up.

too bad mulder is a sexaholic now.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


Not Nipsy Russell posted:



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

"But must have tarp. Need many tarp."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

Hi, Everybody!


Rambling Robot posted:

sochi is nothing but a cover-up.

Only until a light breeze blows the tarps away.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Vertical Lime posted:

when you have to watch united states curling can you blame him

oh well go eve



is this a legal move

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

MAYBE IF MY WEAK NONSENSICAL "BURNS" ARE CONVOLUTED ENOUGH, NOBODY WILL NOTICE THAT IN SPITE OF BEING A CONDESCENDING TAINTSMEAR IN EVERY THREAD I POST IN, I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER HAD ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY INSIGHTFUL OR FUNNY TO SAy.

Al Borland posted:

I am reminded of those aliens from X-files. From what I remember they were from Russia too.



I look forward to a number of reported missing arms.

I guess they can blame the dogs?

"No tarp over door at night? Of course dog take arm."

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


I'm not watching any Winter Olympics at all since this thread provides all the unbiased coverage a punter could want.

Bit behind though, so back to page 8, careposters pls include full context so it still makes sense in May.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.





Someone tell me there's pictures of what Norway wore today for their curling match. Just saw it on TV and it looked like they were ready for a golf game.

Forget national pride and the rules, Team Norway should get all the curling medals.


Edit: Found it


Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Feb 12, 2014

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.



Fun Shoe

Canada vs USA women hockey coming up next. Drop the puck and then they drop the gloves?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


John Jahr, a 48-year-old millionaire curler from Germany, savoring his 1st and last Olympics

“I am here for the love of curling”

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pFzMfsXxJU

The Bob Costas situation is getting worrisome

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Not Nipsy Russell posted:



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

ahahaha

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