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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Winter Olympics Pyongyang 2018

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Arian_Samurai posted:

Winter Olympics Pyongyang 2018

NK would win a home gold at the Skeleton

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Arian_Samurai posted:

Winter Olympics Damascus 2018

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Arian_Samurai posted:

Winter Olympics Pyongyang 2018

Biathletes get to shoot dissidents.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
I'd still rather take a dump in russia than in India.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Cthulu Carl posted:

Biathletes get to shoot dissidents.

NK officials submit "crawling under the lethally electrified fence" as an event. The winner is taken away and asked how to make the fence harder to cross.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



ready for business!


ski lifts work differently in russia :ussr:


toilets also work differently


front row seat to another classic winter event


the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?


always good advice

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

ZombieReagan posted:

They had a report on NBC news last night showing how Russian hackers were owning peoples macbooks/laptops/you-loving-name-it in minutes at the hotels near the Olympics too. I guess the Sochi website itself already had malware drive-by installs infesting it, as did the hotel WiFi authentication pages.

hahah. At least when China held the Olympics they were able to convincingly hide all their 3rd world corruption poo poo. And they somehow did it while spending a lot less money!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

ready for business!


ski lifts work differently in russia :ussr:


toilets also work differently


front row seat to another classic winter event


the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?


always good advice


yo someone make the no barfing sign an avatar stat.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?



no shooting heroin in the bathrooms

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?
No shooting up with drugs.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
How did Greece, which is pretty goddamn poor, manage to make a bunch of modern olympic facilities, and totally revamp all the transit for the city of Athens, where Russia, which fancies itself a superpower, totally shits the bed every step of the way?

Also the international response when Russia kills a bunch of their citizens trying to gas out a Chechen who looks sketchy will be interesting.

Dauntasa posted:

no shooting heroin krokodil in the bathrooms

Haha, like they would manage to get their hands on heroin.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?

Don't play with the fish you caught in the toilet.

Malinois fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Feb 5, 2014

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Malinois posted:

Don't play with the fish you caught in the toilet.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



stealing these from the funny pic thread





redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
LOL Russia.

This is gonna be awesome. And not for the sports.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

They should just show the photos of the gmg-bearing security bmps they must have idling in the parking lot, that's gotta be where the money is going.

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi
come to russia

very beautiful

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I really hope the opening ceremonies for the Olympics is just one rosy cheeked 60 something Russian man explaining the history of Russia at a table as he gets progressively more drunk. I'd be an honest representation of modern Russia at least

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
what an ungodly shithole that we are so close to mimicking

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Load bearing drywall

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Rexicon1 posted:

I really hope the opening ceremonies for the Olympics is just one rosy cheeked 60 something Russian man explaining the history of Russia at a table as he gets progressively more drunk.

Yeltsin is dead bro

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

The Droid posted:

Yeltsin is dead bro

WHAT, WHEN?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Rexicon1 posted:

I really hope the opening ceremonies for the Olympics is just one rosy cheeked 60 something Russian man explaining the history of Russia at a table as he gets progressively more drunk. I'd be an honest representation of modern Russia at least
This would be great

I've never looked forward to the Olympics like this before :allears:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Rexicon1 posted:

WHAT, WHEN?

hes been dead for like 10 years dude

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
still preserved at least i hope

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

the gently caress is even going on in the last pic?


Looks like peeing standing up is banned. That explains the shoddy construction.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

still preserved at least i hope

Probably pickled

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Rexicon1 posted:

WHAT, WHEN?

Back in '07.
He was finally taken when the seals broke on his atomic-powered liver and radiation leaked to his heart.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Hayburner posted:

come to russia

very beautiful

Goons who want greater insight should dig up a copy of Malcolm Bradbury's "Why Come to Slaka?".

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW

russia: please do not try to catch the toilet fish

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW

Fog Tripper posted:

I'd still rather take a dump in russia than in India.

idk there aren't fish swimming in the road.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




It seriously looks like one of those comedy posters they sell in HMV

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Man this makes salt lake city winter Olympics look much better. At least we still use our poo poo we built.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



russia is very concerned about fire safety

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

i poo poo on three olives and his keurig

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



russian fitness center

pistolshit
May 15, 2004

Lawman 0 posted:

yo someone make the no barfing sign an avatar stat.


Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I really want that gun in the tank sign.

I have no idea what it means, but I want it.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
sochi

fourth rome

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