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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Not Nipsy Russell posted:



"Where we're going, we won't need ice to ski"

ahahaha

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Cthulu Carl posted:

Someone tell me there's pictures of what Norway wore today for their curling match. Just saw it on TV and it looked like they were ready for a golf game.

Forget national pride and the rules, Team Norway should get all the curling medals.


Edit: Found it


:allears:

norway seems to be having fun in sochi

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe

Spanish Manlove posted:

norway seems to be having fun in sochi



Might want to have that looked at...

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Putting mics on the curlers was a great idea. "Sorry my screams are so high, it's the only thing that comes oot"

"Time out! Wait, our clock is still running? We only get one timeout?" Might want to review the rules of the game prior to arriving at the Olympics.

you irl fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Feb 12, 2014

Quirkk
Sep 1, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

norway seems to be having fun in sochi



"Doctor, I've got this burning discharge..."

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Quirkk posted:

"Doctor, I've got this burning discharge..."

nobody escapes sochi without some new disease

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
the police also seem to be having fun in sochi

IS GOOD TIMES FOR EVERYONE COMRADE

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe

Spanish Manlove posted:

the police also seem to be having fun in sochi

IS GOOD TIMES FOR EVERYONE COMRADE



You don't expect them to drink the water, do you?

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Spanish Manlove posted:

nobody escapes sochi without some new disease

The closing ceremony will be a recreation of the ending in The Thing

the last part of the show will be a lone stray dog walking out of the stadium, to the waiting arms of south korean represantives from the olympic committee

Metanaut fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Feb 12, 2014

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Not the Olympics per se but the Today show is in Sochi and I swear I just heard the phrase "recreational spanking" during the "Relaxing in Russia" segment.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Thora posted:

Not the Olympics per se but the Today show is in Sochi and I swear I just heard the phrase "recreational spanking" during the "Relaxing in Russia" segment.

I've heard of weird courtship rituals before but Putin's Russia is for the dogs!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Rabble posted:

Is it me or is Matt Lauer much better than Costas?

you can go gently caress yourself buddy

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
i'm not 100% if this is russia but seems legit



edit: it's a vodka add

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsrORuKe7mY

Spanish Manlove fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Feb 12, 2014

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

you can go gently caress yourself buddy

To be fair, it's like they replaced bloody vomiting with bloody diarrhea.

They both suck, but the latter seems better simply because you don't have to taste it.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

i'm not 100% if this is russia but seems legit



It looks like Russia or one of the post soviet republics because of the shape of the hat.

I don't blame him one bit either, when there's a dogflood coming, you get to a safe space and you do it quick.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Spanish Manlove posted:

i'm not 100% if this is russia but seems legit



edit: it's a vodka add

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsrORuKe7mY

Spanish Manlove - as a tribute to the glorious Sochi Olympics and Papa Putin, please change your name to Russian Manlove.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
YESSSSS! SCORREEE gently caress YOU USA, CANADAAAAAAAAAAAA SCORES 1-1!!!!

edit: 2-1!!! GO gently caress YOURSELVES AMERICA!!!

CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA!

Agrajag fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Feb 12, 2014

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Agrajag posted:

YESSSSS! SCORREEE gently caress YOU USA, CANADAAAAAAAAAAAA SCORES 1-1!!!!

edit: 2-1!!! GO gently caress YOURSELVES AMERICA!!!

CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA!

:911: that call by the refs was bullshit and you know it.

Quantum Cat
May 6, 2007
Why am I in a BOX?WFT?!

booooo that goal came after the whistle
e: srsly the replay eliminates any doubts about it

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Pesticide20 posted:

:911: that call by the refs was bullshit and you know it.

A bloo bloo bloo it was a good goal. Anyone that watched the replay would say the same. :canada:

Quantum Cat
May 6, 2007
Why am I in a BOX?WFT?!

srsly no it doesn't the replay clearly shows the whistle came first.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
At least it's not an elimination game.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
3-1 GO FUCKYOURSELF A BLOO BLOO BLOO!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Agrajag posted:

A bloo bloo bloo it was a good goal. Anyone that watched the replay would say the same. :canada:

poo poo, now the refs are just tired of making bad calls so I guess they're just going to get in the way, that must be easier for them. :smithicide:

Quantum Cat
May 6, 2007
Why am I in a BOX?WFT?!

now that was one hell of a goal!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Quantum Cat posted:

now that was one hell of a goal!

cry more about it!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 1:05 left to get another goal and tie it up. :911:

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

3-2 :patriot:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
"it's important to wash your hands after a pussy riot"
--bob costas

Quantum Cat
May 6, 2007
Why am I in a BOX?WFT?!

lazy reffing aside, this has been an absolutely briliant game. some of the best hockey i've seen in a long time.

Quantum Cat
May 6, 2007
Why am I in a BOX?WFT?!

Agrajag posted:

cry more about it!

What? why? I Was talking about the CAN goal. why am i supposed to cry i just want good hockey!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
That was one intense game! :canada:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
A good game. :911::hf::canada:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Yeah, that was good stuff :toot: :dance:

Quantum Cat
May 6, 2007
Why am I in a BOX?WFT?!

Agrajag posted:

That was one intense game! :canada:

srsly great game all around! Such good hockey!

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

women's hockey is more entertaining than most professional men's sports, well done north american women's hockey

e: i like that the BBC has an NA commentator for hockey, since the other commentator is the only UK citizen who understands the sport

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Hockey really is the only sport worth watching for pure athletic excitement and the IOC wanted to get rid of women's hockey. Get hosed IOC.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

"it's important to wash your hands after a pussy riot"
--bob costas

jeez bob

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

"it's important to wash your hands after a pussy riot"
--bob costas

lol link

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Quantum Cat
May 6, 2007
Why am I in a BOX?WFT?!

Agrajag posted:

Hockey really is the only sport worth watching for pure athletic excitement and the IOC wanted to get rid of women's hockey. Get hosed IOC.

i have a pitchfork and ye old torch lets get those IOC fucks!!!

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