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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I was one of the dudes in charge of setting up the Sochi Olympics and let me tell you, I bought a really freaking sweet black BMW with the scratch I made.

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
There isn't any snow in Sochi this year. This isn't unusual though, it rarely snows in Sochi.

They should have the winter Olympics in places where it snows.

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Winter Olympics Pyongyang 2018

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I have to get on the IOC. I can't imagine how insane the bribes must be.

"Well, your bid for the Olympics in a subtropical city that's next to a bunch of pissed off terrorists, but your check cleared so we don't have a problem with that"

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Monkey Fracas posted:

Oh, oh....

WAIT poo poo

Were they bringing everything in like an hour before people got there or something?

Sochi managers assumed all bobsled teams have only 2 people, forgetting about 4 people bobsleds. Honest mistake.

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

High class sporting event, is fine. Very good!

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Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yellow snow is fine, you wax skis well. Do not go too fast, is safe.

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