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Not Nipsy Russell: Oct 6, 2004; Failure is always an option.

Arian_Samurai posted:

There isn't any snow in Sochi this year. This isn't unusual though, it rarely snows in Sochi.

They should have the winter Olympics in places where it snows.

But then rich Russians would have to be in the cold the entire time. And they need to be near shopping.
Besides, you don't need snow when Putin can just make it rain.

Spacedad posted:

No, but this particular door happens to be made of extremely cheap materials in an ongoing pattern of cheap and lovely materials with everything else.

And there was the original problem with the door mysteriously locking/jamming all by itself.
Not to mention that door probably cost $5000 - $10000 U.S., and was billed to three different people at various times. In a classic display of post-soviet Russian style capitalism all three owners of the door will now come after him for reimbursement making it a $30.000 door. At no time will the door be replaced. It will be flipped upside down and resold as a door with easy access for dogs, and it will cost $12,000.