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redshirt posted:My updated predictions for this Olympics is an over/under for terrorist attacks at 3, deaths at an over/under of 25, and Russia is made a laughingstock of the entire world. Even China laughs. What about deaths from Russian police opening fire and/or gassing crowds to contain the terrorist attack?
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Arian_Samurai posted:Winter Olympics Pyongyang 2018 Biathletes get to shoot dissidents.
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Feb 5, 2014 17:39
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I really want that gun in the tank sign. I have no idea what it means, but I want it.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:"Don't drive off with the gas pump still in your tank (ie attached to your car)" That makes way more sense. I thought it was another warning sign in the bathroom, like that was a euphemism for a hanging turd.
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Feb 5, 2014 18:33
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The Ape of Naples posted:Wasn't there an Olympic Village map in Rainbow 6? It was like the inner workings of a generic stadium that was supposed to be for the Sydney games. You had to defuse Ebola bombs.
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Feb 6, 2014 20:36
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E.Nigma posted:Is not leak, is indoors pool. Don't swim in indoor pool. There is something dangerous in the water.
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Feb 6, 2014 20:38
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Germstore posted:Space Disks is totally cancelled. Space Swords is totally Cancelled. Space Luge it totally cancelled, and all other events are pending. Welcome to the Sochi Olympics, all the oxygen has run out*. And some dog who will not be named accidentally hit self-destruct. *if we get more oxygen, do not breathe it. There is something dangerous in it.
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Feb 7, 2014 14:59
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I hope tonight Bob Costas has pink eye in his other eye too. And every night for the next two weeks, he gets an infection somewhere else and just gets progressively more red and swollen.
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Feb 7, 2014 15:40
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Fat Ogre posted:Bob Costas apparently used the indeterminate amount of semen sheets and then washed his face with the yellow tap water. Maybe this is for the fluff piece they're working on for the retrospective at the end on the Olympics. "Bob Costas Explores Sochi and Can Never Leave. Because He's Been Quarantined"
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Feb 7, 2014 15:58
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Philthy posted:Not seeing any coverage of any of this on cable. I've got like 350 stations and not a single thing for the Olympics. CNBC curling coverage starts Monday 
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Feb 7, 2014 16:04
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Lake Jucas posted:Am I the only one who has noticed that the Sochi Olympics have turned into one big episode of Arrested Development for Putin? "Is always money in Olympic Stadium, Mikhail."
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Feb 8, 2014 02:11
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madeupfred posted:our great russian innovations include: corn machine, hedgehog, water, alphabet Corn mowing machine. Typical American. 
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Feb 8, 2014 02:23
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ZombieReagan posted:to be fair the cryllic alphabet might as well be random scribblings of a mad drunk You mean that's NOT how cyrillic was developed?
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Feb 8, 2014 03:22
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So, wait, who's bright idea was it to broadcast the loving Premiere League on NBC instead of, say, the goddamned Olympics? "Team USA? That's not what Joe Public wants! He wants loving Liverpool or whoever the gently caress these Limey bastards are."
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Feb 8, 2014 18:22
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zakharov posted:It's on NBC Sports Network dude Except I don't get their lovely sports network, and my internet is so lovely if I stream it, I can't do anything else. And seriously, does the US really have THAT much of an investment in loving British soccer?
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Feb 8, 2014 18:43
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you irl posted:gently caress you nbc for showing the race in a tiny window while advertising under armor "The athletes really love these because..." [drowned out by airhorns] "...And you know how the dimples on golfballs..." [More airhorns. And cowbells, and probably a vuvuzela or something.] "Back to you."
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Feb 8, 2014 21:42
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actionjackson posted:How much hair does Al Michaels have in his dye?
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Feb 8, 2014 22:39
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Galaga Galaxian posted:The American viewers only care about America, and maybe seeing our closest rivals and medal contenders. Japan/Mexico/Spain/Czech is up? Who cares, let's have another touching story about one of our American Competitors and their sister's dying wish. *Is NBC* *Airs Premiere League 'footie' match live in US, shows only recorded TEAM USA HOORAH footage for Olympic coverage.*
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Feb 8, 2014 22:51
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:What the hell is this event? I just turned it on a few seconds ago. Skiing and shooting things all in one event? Biathlon is the poo poo. Although it's probably ill-advised to make 'openly biathlete' jokes while in Russia.
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Feb 8, 2014 22:58
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Agrajag posted:Biathlon, you can't get any more blue blood than this sport. Their biathlon rifles look cool as all gently caress, not sure why they look the way they do, but god drat they are cool. I just hope they all have a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.
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Feb 8, 2014 23:03
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Didn't they get rid of women's softball in the Summer Games because the US basically destroyed everyone else?
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Feb 8, 2014 23:23
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you irl posted:Going by google's little icons, skeleton One of the competitors - skeletoners? skeletonists? - during like the Torino games was doing it while a few months pregnant. The most  mom.
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Feb 8, 2014 23:36
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YESSSSSS Costas still has the indeterminate amount of semen sheets eye infection.
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Feb 9, 2014 02:03
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turnways posted:this would make Max Payne 3 an olympic video game and i am okay with that Max & Sonic at the Olympic Games 2016
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Feb 9, 2014 02:17
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Level Slide posted:Like I said before, put Breakdancing in the Olympics. I'm sure North Korea has some moves that they've been hiding for a long time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmKHuq-IxjM
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Feb 9, 2014 02:41
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Rambling Robot posted:the "doctor" is probably the local village idiot. On Thursday when he first had to explain the eye thing, he mentioned the "NBC doctors" so I'm guessing they brought their own medical team. And they probably know Costas and there for have given him the best medicine available. Placebodrone.
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Feb 9, 2014 03:09
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zakharov posted:Ice dancing is so lame That one announcer lady is saying 'twizzle' way too loving much.
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Feb 9, 2014 03:14
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zakharov posted:Both snowboarding commentators are named Todd I think there was a couple years where the curling commentators had the same name. I wanna say 'Doug'.
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Feb 9, 2014 03:22
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raditts posted:I'll admit that I don't know anything about Rio beyond that it's in Brazil and they did a Fast and the Furious movie there and they have a giant stone Jesus doing the "safe" motion. What's so terrible about it that it will be worse than Sochi? If 'An Idiot Abroad' is to be trusted, it's crowded, loud, you'll be forced to sleep in the bedroom-closet of a drag queen because 'that's the tradition', and when you finally run away to a nice quiet beach to watch the sunrise in peace, you'll get continuously mooned by the concessions guy who's literally only wearing a polo shirt as he gets his concessions stand set up. Because it's a nude beach.
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Feb 9, 2014 17:35
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You guys are assuming he didn't already have a mistress 15 years ago. I mean, the announcers just made a big deal that the girl never smiles How many of Russia's athletes are in fact Putin's progeny? 
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Feb 10, 2014 02:22
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I a few years we'll realize that fully a quarter of all bottlenose dolphins are related to Putin.
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Feb 10, 2014 02:40
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:ferengi spotted p. sure Russian businessmen follow the Laws of Acquisition, so..
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Feb 10, 2014 02:59
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:He should get extra points. Ya gotta give that guy credit on the recovery
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Feb 10, 2014 04:26
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Is that Russian ice dancer's costume kevlar or something? He literally had her skates buried in his gut, and then again in his thigh, like danger close to his crotch 
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Feb 10, 2014 04:37
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redshirt posted:drat figure skating is gay. Men's doubles luge is the gayest of winter events, though.
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Feb 10, 2014 04:59
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you irl posted:why do i keep reading "muggles skiing" It's better to read it as "Mongols skiing"
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Feb 10, 2014 15:28
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Why not a "Participant" ribbon? Or a trophy with a guy bowling on the top?
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Feb 10, 2014 16:18
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Kerbal Skiing Program
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Greyhawk posted:But is the elevator made of cardboard too? I jus hope he doesn't hurt the elevator dog when he smashes his way out.
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I swear in like 2006 there was a "Women of Curling" nude calendar. Or maybe that's just wishful thinking.
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