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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Julia Louis Dreyfus had the best one.

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Yeah of course it was going to be bill, honestly gently caress Jay.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Silly Burrito posted:

Julia Louis Dreyfus had the best one.

Yeah that was great.

Thought for sure Leno would be 1.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Yeah of course it was going to be bill, honestly gently caress Jay.

Forever and ever amen.

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
I've been watching Dave since he was on NBC as a kid. Tonight sucks.

The only true successor to Carson in humor, interviewer skill and just that biting nature he had, not being afraid to offend a guest or challenge them.

That top ten was great, loved Julia's line and Jerry's reaction.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Haven't watched Letterman in forever, since high school in the 90s but goddamn did I love it back then. Couldn't miss this for the world.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

I take it Dave is a huge Peyton Manning fan. All those other people there and he was flipping his poo poo over Peyton.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

OldSenileGuy posted:

I was hoping for some Richard Simmons.

EDIT: The first and last time I have ever said that...
Only works on Whose Line is it Anyway

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Deadpool posted:

I take it Dave is a huge Peyton Manning fan. All those other people there and he was flipping his poo poo over Peyton.

Well Dave is from Indiana and is a huge Colts fan so it makes sense.

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
I loved Dave asking bill if he was ok because he saw him fall on tv yesterday hahaha

funtax
Feb 28, 2001
Forum Veteran

weekly font posted:

Thought for sure Leno would be 1.


Forever and ever amen.

I want him on because that would mean Dave wins. BEND THE KNEE, LENO. BEND THE KNEE.

Did anyone care when Leno retired? I literally don't remember anything about it.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Dave at Taco Bell is the goddamn best. That and the Rupert Gee skits.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
I just watched this bit on YouTube last week we don't need to waste valuable Final Show time on it :argh:

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

funtax posted:

Did anyone care when Leno retired? I literally don't remember anything about it.
Which time?

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

OldSenileGuy posted:

I just watched this bit on YouTube last week we don't need to waste valuable Final Show time on it :argh:

No we do because I didn't. :colbert:

DJ Pauls Gimp Arm
Mar 22, 2004

M-E-M-P-H-I-S

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JLD has a Benjamin Button thing going on good lord.

I was thinking the same thing. drat she fine. BTW, what was with the weird face Tina Fey made at her as she was be-bopping back to the wall after her joke?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Are you Howard Stern?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
"I'm not a computer"

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

funtax posted:

I want him on because that would mean Dave wins. BEND THE KNEE, LENO. BEND THE KNEE.

Did anyone care when Leno retired? I literally don't remember anything about it.

I don't remember anyone at all making big deal about it both times he got off the tonight show.

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

Deadpool posted:

Dave at Taco Bell is the goddamn best.

That bit kills me. Every time.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

DJ Pauls Gimp Arm posted:

I was thinking the same thing. drat she fine. BTW, what was with the weird face Tina Fey made at her as she was be-bopping back to the wall after her joke?

That's just one of her things.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

DJ Pauls Gimp Arm posted:

I was thinking the same thing. drat she fine.

I think she'd make a fine president.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



H

Deadpool posted:

Dave at Taco Bell is the goddamn best. That and the Rupert Gee skits.

oly poo poo, Rupert Gee was peak letterman for me.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Deadpool posted:

I take it Dave is a huge Peyton Manning fan. All those other people there and he was flipping his poo poo over Peyton.

9 movie celebrities all blend together. The football player stands out too everybody.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


DJ Pauls Gimp Arm posted:

I was thinking the same thing. drat she fine. BTW, what was with the weird face Tina Fey made at her as she was be-bopping back to the wall after her joke?

I think the weird face was for bumping into Peyton as she was getting in line...

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

9 movie celebrities all blend together. The football player stands out too everybody.

Sports stars are like celebrities to celebrities.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



"Would you rather watch the new Entourage movie or be dead forever?"
"Oh put me in the loving ground."

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



funtax posted:

I want him on because that would mean Dave wins. BEND THE KNEE, LENO. BEND THE KNEE.

Did anyone care when Leno retired? I literally don't remember anything about it.

Because he retired twice

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
I've been watching Letterman all week, and this show Zoo looks RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This summer CBS just gives up

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

weekly font posted:

"Would you rather watch the new Entourage movie or be dead forever?"
"Oh put me in the loving ground."

:agreed:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


OldSenileGuy posted:

I've been watching Letterman all week, and this show Zoo looks RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS

Predators kill for food... these people were just MURDERED.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Maxwell Lord posted:

This summer CBS just gives up

Oh right, Under The Dome is coming back.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Vintersorg posted:

H


oly poo poo, Rupert Gee was peak letterman for me.

Rupert Gee owned

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Predators kill for food... these people were just MURDERED.

The shot of the lady in her kitchen with the bear roaring in her face makes me laugh my rear end off EVERY TIME.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

OldSenileGuy posted:

I've been watching Letterman all week, and this show Zoo looks RI-GODDAMN-DICULOUS

It's created byJames Patterson, so you know it's gonna be atrocious.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

weekly font posted:

"Would you rather watch the new Entourage movie or be dead forever?"
"Oh put me in the loving ground."

It's amazing how dated Entourage seems after a decade.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
What I would give for a channel that plays old Carsons, Lettermans and Conan.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

I'm glad they played the kids clip because I'm still laughing at the "hi rachel" girl. Wish I could find that on youtube.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

EngineerJoe posted:

Because he retired twice

To be fair, the first time he didn't really go away and the second time he was history's greatest monster.

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EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I went to New York City on a school trip in 1997 and went out of my way to buy an iced tea from Rupert and also checked out Mujibur and Sirajul's and the chubbier one. Good times.

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