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Thomas Crusoe TSezo@gmail.com Bio: -White, Heterosexual and Gorgeous -American Civil War Veteran/Colonel in the Second Cavalry -Former mercenary -Starting a Saloon in Ezo called "The Round Eye" -"The Round Eye" is staffed by former soldiers, Japanese prostitutes, cardsharps and armed men with rough-and-rowdy pasts mynamewas fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Mar 1, 2014 |
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Stalin-Chan posted:
Thomas Crusoe, Owner and Proprietor of The Round Eye Saloon The Round Eye Saloon will offer free blow jobs, a $600 marker for gambling and/or drinking and 1 cent on the dollar of all proceeds made on the sale of opium to all members of the House of Representatives who vote against any proposal banning the sale, possession or importation of opium.
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Feb 7, 2014 08:47
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Thomas Crusoe As a gesture of good faith and good will, the Round Eye Saloon will be offering drinks and pleasure at half-price for all officers and soldiers about to lay down their life for the glory of Ezo. I will not be importing or selling opium. mynamewas fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Feb 9, 2014 |
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Feb 9, 2014 17:34
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Thomas Crusoe (OOC: This was the pre-edit so I don't want to be called a cheater) Seeing as this is and probably will forever be the only life, I ask that the Congress consider an amendment to the Opium Ban or a consideration on this concubine importation proposal that would allow the sale of opium to these women whose lives will be slightly worse off than livestock. Thank you. *Kowtows* Thank you. mynamewas fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Feb 13, 2014 |
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Feb 13, 2014 10:38
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Thomas Crusoe Help Wanted! Thomas Crusoe, owner and proprietor of The Round Eye Saloon, is looking to hire artisans and free laborers to help build and staff an upcoming chain of laundries throughout Hakodate. Though we would prefer that our building contractors and construction laborers come from Hakodate as they are familiar with the building codes and zoning laws, we will take special preference towards the hire of field hands and free peasants across Ezo for double their yearly pay on the
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Feb 13, 2014 13:55
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Thomas Crusoe Not that it's any of my business, but, speaking as a former colonel, it's not like you've consolidated your holdings of Edo or even adequately made a contingency plan for Meiji retaliation. I mean you already have manpower shortages, which you propose will be solved by a long term social-engineering fertility experiment, and you want to fight an even longer war without adequate agricultural or industrial output against an army and a reserve many times larger than yours?
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Feb 13, 2014 18:07
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Thomas Crusoe, Owner and Proprietor of the Round Eye Saloon Circling the Wagons About a month or so ago, in fact a few days before the bombing of Thomas Blakiston's wedding and murder of Tokugawa's sister, the Round Eye Saloon suffered an unfortunate incident. Around 11 PM, one of Nagai Naoyuki's subordinates and a few of his lackeys stumbled into the saloon in a less than clear state of mind. Despite disturbing and threatening some of our wealthy foreign patrons through their sake-saturated breath, we let them stay because their money spent and their threats seemed idle. As the evening proceeded, the Nagai subordinate and his friends decided they'd try their hands at poker. With three hours of cold hands and diminishing pockets, Nagai's subordinate accused my dealer of cheating him. After a few choice words, Nagai's subordinate decided to flip the table in frustration, and he and his lackeys pulled out their knives threatening seemingly everyone. A brief scuffle ensued, where my security was able to subdue these insufferable drunkards and escort them out of the establishment. Unfortunately, as he was gently being escorted out, the subordinate tripped over a bar stool, hit the floor, and cracked all his ribs, broke both his arms and busted up his nose. On the outside, the subordinate promised to "blow up" the Round Eye Saloon if it was the last thing he did in this life. With this incident along with the Blakiston bombing, I have decided it is in my best interests to beef up security and also enforce pat downs of all patrons entering my joint. And let me be blunt, anyone who dares to actively threaten me or my business will be dealt with extreme prejudice and under my justice.
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Feb 20, 2014 17:34
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Thomas Crusoe, Owner and Proprietor of the Round Eye Saloon Place your Bets! If Army Minister Otori Keisuke accepts President Enomoto Takeaki's challenge, Thomas Crusoe will be taking bets as who will emerge victorious. As a preliminary wager, place a bet on whether Otori will have the stones to accept the challenge! Odds are 60:40 in favor of Otori's cowardice. (Note: Enomoto and Otori can not place wagers) Edit: Challenge seemingly accepted. 7:3 in favor of Minister Otori. mynamewas fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Feb 20, 2014 |
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Feb 20, 2014 18:05
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Thomas Crusoe I petition the whole of ezo to make me an honorary congressman.
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Feb 23, 2014 23:56
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Thomas Crusoe *as he runs limping away* Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!
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Feb 24, 2014 02:03
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Stalin-Chan posted:I would like to propose my budget for this period. Maybe you should pay taxes?
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Feb 25, 2014 21:41
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JosefStalinator posted:You may! I say wait until the next update (gonna be a few days). If you want to join as anyone sooner, feel free, but send orders for the next turn ASAP.
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Feb 27, 2014 12:18
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. If you haven't already, send them in!
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Mar 2, 2014 04:35
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Thomas Crusoe, Hairless, On the Lam quote:Towering over them all is Crusoe and he is naked and bowing, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. Anonymous letter to Nagai Naoyuki Think not that I am come to send peace on Ezo: I came not to send peace, but a sword. Sincerely Yours, Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Mar 2, 2014 19:43
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Maximo Roboto posted:
*Distant echo in the wilderness* Hell yea! yea... yea... yea.. ye
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Mar 8, 2014 13:39
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Namtab posted:I am now the former education minister, and I'm mad as h*ck.
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Mar 13, 2014 19:59
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Thomas Crusoe: "fugitive" and once again with a full head of hair and eyebrows. Open letter to whom it may concern To the hired hands who pursue me, I offer rewards far greater than your self-serving masters can possibly grant. To those who seek my capture, I pledge to make catamites and whores of your progeny. To those who desire my demise, I will make it so that you will long for death. Make no mistake, this is an act of mercy. You're hunting a man with nothing to lose, and happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Yours, Thomas Crusoe
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Mar 15, 2014 02:28
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Thomas Crusoe Gee whiz maybe the republic should have universal conscription on Ezo where officers are promoted on merit and loyalty and not social standing and faith.
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Mar 18, 2014 17:20
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Thomas Crusoe This seems to be the longest winter in recent memory.
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Mar 26, 2014 18:29
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Thomas Crusoe Open letter to Hijikata Toshizô, I gave you fair warning. No more running. From now on, all members of the Shinsengumi are subject to my vengeance.
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Mar 28, 2014 04:09
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BrainParasite posted:
Thomas Crusoe Thank you for your hospitality. I will do everything in my power to respect the ways and culture of the great Ainu people.
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Apr 5, 2014 12:54
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Thomas Crusoe A citizen's depositional letter to the court Though it may not be pertinent to the case, I would like for it to be on the record that the child shogun assaulted me with a deadly weapon. Kid's crazy, ya know? Edit: BTW BRAINPARASITE I do not have PMs and I can't locate your email in the thread so please give me contact info itt or at thomascrusoe.ezo@Hotmail.com mynamewas fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Apr 5, 2014 |
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Apr 5, 2014 13:56
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Apr 14, 2014 09:31
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Thomas Crusoe Another season of betrayals and intrigue. Just a hot tip to Ezo's esteemed security force: You might want to purge some of your officers if you ever have the slightest hope of crippling my operations or finding me. Thanks guy
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Apr 14, 2014 22:43
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Thomas Crusoe Open Letter to Matsudaira Sadaaki I'm challenging you to a duel. Now I know custom dictates that you, as a samurai, are by some sort of backward-looking chivalrous integrity only allowed to fight fellow samurai, but, seeing as I'm not a samurai and you aren't really a man, I figure we can meet half-way on this point of honor. Please don't mistake my questioning your manhood as a sign of impertinence, for in America we're accustomed to calling a spade a spade. You can find me on Ainu land any time, day or night.
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Apr 24, 2014 02:35
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Thomas Crusoe The Big Kotan Bank will now clean your dirty laundry. Ask for details inside...
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May 7, 2014 02:01
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Thomas Crusoe quote:1873: President Enomoto is handily re-elected as president of the Republic in a vote by the Samurai class. Representing the first balloted elections in Japanese history, the election is organized across the republic, with proof of samurai class membership (in the form of an official government seal) the only requirement for voting. Enomoto runs unopposed, but is constitutionally barred from any further terms. quote:Majority Ruling of High Judge Takenaka Shigetaka on Matsumae vs. The Republic Yea about the whole appointment of the woman samurai... Thomas Crusoe would ask our esteemed congressmen to produce their birth certificates proving they are what they say. As far as I can tell, Enomoto, may he rest in peace, simply handed out official decrees signifying and authenticating individual samurai status without foresight of the rather liberal civil inclinations of the current legislature. Though the rubber-stamp may have been prudent to get the official business of the Ezo government underway, I think it would be a mistake to take some of these so-called "samurai" at their word and reputation as authenticity for their actual samurai status (especially in lieu of the chaos wrought on the Republic by saboteurs in recent years)--in which case, I too would be right in claiming my samurai status. So I think you guys gotta prove you were born into it other than through some common law understanding. Also, I think it's pretty short-sighted (if samurai status is universally attributed by birth) to have samurai rights enshrined on Ezo by the constitution, given that the Meiji could just flood the republic with authentic samurai stooges to rig the vote. Just imho mynamewas fucked around with this message at 03:51 on May 7, 2014 |
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May 7, 2014 03:12
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