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Iron Crowned posted:Would you like to see my penis? Hahahaha. Ha! Good one. Good one. It's good that you can laugh at yourself and your problems, man.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 08:01 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:46 |
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what do ghosts put on their pasta? Afraido!!!!
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 08:15 |
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You mean the first joke I ever told?
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 08:50 |
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I have this joke that I haven't quite worked out, I know the punchline but not the setup: Here's the punchline: "He just wasn't that Inuit." And then the setup is something along the line of: "Did you hear about the guy who didn't get the scholarship because he was too apathetic and not Native American enough?"
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 10:26 |
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^^My friend won a free trip to (the arctic\Nunavut), but he turned it down. Did you hear John Stamos got an infection in the hospital? Really? Yeah he haaaaadddd MRSA pathetic little tramp fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Feb 13, 2014 |
# ? Feb 13, 2014 18:08 |
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Would you like to see my pannis?
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 18:14 |
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Better Nate than lever!
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 18:28 |
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New concealed-carry garment for those who fear being attacked at their most vulnerable: GUNDERPANTS
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:11 |
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Alright so this guys in a bar, and this other guy comes in and orders "a whole bunch of vodka, I guess." The first guy is a regular, and decides to strike up conversation with this strange man. "Why are you drinking so much, you aight bruh?" he asks. "Well you see, I actually work for NASA, and we've been trying to make this rocket ship, and it is straight up not working. It's just, rocket fuel, yknow? It's so heavy, and we have the ship, we need the fuel for it, we need the fuel to get that fuel up, we need the fuel to get the fuel to get the fuel up up, it's awful. I've just been stressing about it and decided I really needed to drink." The first man says "So the problem is rocket fuel's too heavy, huh?" "yeah" "and rocket fuels just fuel, right? Catches on fire and all that?" "basically" "Well," the first man says, "Why don't you just use lighter fluid?"
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:28 |
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MeinGott posted:what do ghosts put on their pasta?
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:34 |
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown turns to the second and says: This isn't funny anymore.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 19:38 |
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Can you pay my bills then independent women?? Make up your mind beyonce.
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 20:31 |
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i saw a guy get hit by a car and his shoes flew off. i did not steal this from dane cook or louis ck
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# ? Feb 13, 2014 21:07 |
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if we want to win the war on terror, we should start with our nation's haunted houses
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 09:49 |
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balckguy sez to other blcakguy 'u takeum my stuff' other guy say 'na bip mo shanay' and then the guy does bad things or something
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 10:38 |
Pudding Huxtable posted:The joke's on all'yall muthafuckas. OP is obv Carlos Mencia and/or Robin Williams obv Carlos Mencia
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:54 |
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Why did the goon cross the road? Because he was carrying a printer to a girl's house in hopes that she'd at least give him a hug for his help but it turns out her bf showed up and ruined it all.
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:57 |
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The Bowflex ads are following us! - I assure you this joke is original and mine.
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:12 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:46 |
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How do you keep a goon in suspense? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:14 |