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King of Hamas
Nov 25, 2013

by XyloJW
People say that the NSA is all bad, but being monitored at all times has it's benefits. I was about to finalize a date on match.com, and with my cursor hovering over the finalize button I heard a voice through my computer say "No. Don't tag and bag that trail, bro." I paused, momentarily stunned, but then the voice spoke again: "Don't do it. She's got a dick, dude. Dude, she's got a D." Checking through her profile pictures, my big brother was right - She had a dick. That agent had my back when I needed it. Thanks, NSA!

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