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>SMELL old man.
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>Demand this old white mutha fucka get his cracka rear end out your face. Are we black? We look black.
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bones jones posted:>make all the same mistakes your dad did This is not the point of an RPG 
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>Ditch the heads and use the impaled corpses as gloves instead.
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Feb 13, 2014 01:18
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ENJOY the taste.
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Feb 13, 2014 02:10
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Stroke the staff.
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Feb 13, 2014 16:52
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THE loving MOON posted:> take a wicked dump in your hand and hold it until nightfall. When Johnny comes out of the bar, peg him from on high
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>Give Johnny five more minutes, then throw it at the old man.
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Fewd posted:> sigh at the old man
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Feb 13, 2014 19:43
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> Tell the creature Johnny Five Aces is the one he wants, and he's back in that barn!
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Idiot Syncratic posted:>light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below
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>Use flame magic to burn away foliage and take the staff.
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JGBeagle posted:Have the flesh golem gently caress the horseman.
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Feb 14, 2014 15:14
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>Make the flesh golum do a sweet jump roll forward, dodging the next arrow. >Disarm the centaur and position the golum directly behind the centaur's rear end.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:>Make the flesh golum do a sweet jump roll forward, dodging the next arrow. PERFECT TIMING! NOW!
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Hogge Wild posted:>dodge the next arrow by jumping to the ground, roll under the centaur and bite off his balls Well how the gently caress is he supposed to get off once we start buttfucking him then?
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Feb 17, 2014 19:42
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>Rush the centaur and sack his bitch rear end!
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Feb 17, 2014 20:50
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>Say "Excuse me! I was going to gently caress that centaur thing!" >Sulk for a bit and release the slaves from their cages.
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Feb 18, 2014 01:35
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>Use Microsoft's zoom tool to get a better look at the female slave's sweet rack.
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Feb 18, 2014 01:51
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>Make the flesh golum take a massive dump on the bar, covering Johnny Five Aces in dirty feces.
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SquadronROE posted:>Create a weed golem
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Feb 19, 2014 15:12
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>Make the weed golum gently caress the flesh golum to produce a weed-flesh golum offspring. >Head east with your badass crew.
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>>>>>>>MAKE WEED-FLESH GOLUM OFFSPRING DAMMIT!
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>Cuckold Bob
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gggiiimmmppp posted:this is never the answer Not sure how that golem would handle a black president.
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Garp Truther posted:Set the weed golem on fire and catapult it into the demon army to get them all high Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Feb 21, 2014 |
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Sole.Sushi posted:>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.
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Feb 21, 2014 15:22
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>Sneak back outside and finish the dress made from Wife's skin and surprise Bob.
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Feb 22, 2014 06:14
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>Offer the old man's pouty, dick suckin lips as an apology.
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Regalingualius posted:>Grind up and snort Christ's bones, splitting the dust between you and Gay Black Hitler.
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Xelkelvos posted:>Turn the water of the pool into Malt Liquor
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>Insert the vibrating staff into Black Hitler's hot little rear end.
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I had fun 
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