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7thBatallion posted:Tell the stupid centaur to hold on while we run to the bar to get the whip.
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Erakko posted:Intercept the incoming arrow with your whip, then shove it up the centaur's rear end. Crack a wry smile and say, "Seems like you're... pasture prime." YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.
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> Say "My fellow Americans, make no mistake. Change isn't easy. It won't happen overnight. There will be setbacks and false starts. But together, we can defeat this Deceiver. Now, let me be clear: in order to win back America, we're all going to have to take it in the rear end from this giant flesh golem. But that's what binds us together as Americans: our willingness to put aside our own selfish agendas and bend over and take it up the dumper from a 9-foot-tall putrescent wad of decaying flesh with a 37-inch long gangrenous, acid dripping meat missile. Thank you, and may God Bless America."
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Feb 18, 2014 23:41
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>ragequit 
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Feb 20, 2014 23:33
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Garp Truther posted:Set the weed golem on fire and catapult it into the demon army to get them all high That was badass. > Command all the angels and hosed-up golems to charge and face-gently caress all of the demons to death. Lead the charge.
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Feb 21, 2014 05:22
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Taser Gator posted:Pull out your staff and move towards Bob like you're going to kill him. Then tell Bob to shoot the rabbit. When Satan tries to stop Bob with his beam of light, block it with your staff and use the energy to photosynthetically charge your staff.
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>summon Diamond Joe Biden in a god drat 1981 Trans-Am to do a sick burnout and ramp right onto Satan's face, killing him instantly. Then have Diamond Joe do like 60 victory laps over Satan's corpse. Say, "That's how Diamond Joe and the Magical Negro ROLL." Then smoke heavenly mega-weed and jizz on the corpse of Beelz from your new throne.
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