I can't sleep, so I wrote a valentine's day poem for you all.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I can't sleep, so I wrote a valentine's day poem for you all.

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Effectronica posted:

amazing. doggerel is a step up.
consider the course your life has taken
do you think that, thus far, you are all right?
or perhaps you understand now that
your life, your existence, is tragedy

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

runupon cracker posted:

I tried to read your verse, it's like a hammer to the head
I'd rather chew the moistened assholes of the rotting dead
I'd rather marry Pele, gently caress her til my dick fell off
I'd rather get my rear end pounded by David Hasselhoff
I'd rather glue my nutsack to a rocket, pre-ignition
I'd rather mutilate my dick beyond all recognition
I'd rather delve into the cavern of the goatse man
I'd rather be a child and climb into an unmarked van
So next time you feel motivated to compose a sonnet
Please remove the pin from a grenade, and then sit on it

Burma-Shave.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 22:26

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