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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011



Why does it say wm seeking women and then he posted a picture of a guy? Or do I misunderstand the meaning of wm (WoMan?)?

Ugh why am I trying to make sense out of a lovely craigslist troll post.

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


SnowblindFatal posted:

Why does it say wm seeking women and then he posted a picture of a guy? Or do I misunderstand the meaning of wm (WoMan?)?

Ugh why am I trying to make sense out of a lovely craigslist troll post.
white man

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

We have the dimension of an empire.


Gamma Nerd posted:

That game is really easy to win for real, which just makes it more pathetic

just buy a shitload of those blue cat guys and they steamroll their way into the net


edit: have enjoyable human being little wakka come in so he can get his special blitzball

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

Now let me teach YOU a lesson


Gamma Nerd posted:

That game is really easy to win for real, which just makes it more pathetic

pretty sure its a joke dude

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax



when you name somebody wife you kinda cant escape nominative determinism. just imo.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax


Frostwerks posted:

when you name somebody wife you kinda cant escape nominative determinism. just imo.

so how the gently caress is he supposed to refer to his wife if he doesn't want her real name to be shown to the world and also explain what is his relationship with her and why that pic is funny?

for gently caress's sake

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax


Twee as gently caress posted:

so how the gently caress is he supposed to refer to his wife if he doesn't want her real name to be shown to the world and also explain what is his relationship with her and why that pic is funny?

for gently caress's sake

nominative determinism at play folks. When you name yourself twee as gently caress you can't help but make lovely posts

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

why donald duck never wears pants but he puts a towel on his waist after the shower?

- Jerry Seinfeld

Twee as gently caress posted:

so how the gently caress is he supposed to refer to his wife if he doesn't want her real name to be shown to the world and also explain what is his relationship with her and why that pic is funny?

for gently caress's sake

"My woman" is a classy alternative

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010


how bout "bitch"

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012



"Babby momma"

Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel


There is a pharmacist in Ottawa named Luke Skywalker. Who is it?

If you don't believe me, just check the Ontario college of pharmacists.

http://members.ocpinfo.com/search/Search.aspx

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



Frostwerks posted:

nominative determinism at play folks. When you name yourself twee as gently caress you can't help but make lovely posts

lol

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL


...of SCIENCE! posted:

It's so sad when a white person is disfigured because of our occupation of Iraq

Goons.txt

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009


i think a goon wrote this i don't remember

Favorabilis Solitud
May 18, 2006
And that's the way it was.


Yep, I remember winning my first blitzball tournament. Ahhh the joys of being a social outcast...

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.


hackedaccount posted:

i think a goon wrote this i don't remember



God, there was one of these papers where the kid is like 'YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT'. Even just thinking about it makes me laugh hard. If anyone has it I'd be much obliged.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'



bollig posted:

God, there was one of these papers where the kid is like 'YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT'. Even just thinking about it makes me laugh hard. If anyone has it I'd be much obliged.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax


Favorabilis Solitud posted:

Yep, I remember winning my first blitzball tournament. Ahhh the joys of being a social outcast...

soon to be a vagina outcast

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

why donald duck never wears pants but he puts a towel on his waist after the shower?

- Jerry Seinfeld

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007




tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006


tater_salad posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

probably one of those enjoyable human being policies where you can't fail a student or you'll depress them.

thylacine
Dec 30, 2008

ride bikes everyday


tater_salad posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.


As someone who just graduated from a liberal arts school in 2012 at the age of 32, this poo poo is so common. It's more about effort and at least trying to think than having perfect work. Especially in math, you only need to know 75% of what to do, you get partial credit for just writing out what you think you're supposed to be doing. Grading for grammar/sentence structure is pretty lax as well.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007



You know you don't need a college degree to be a barista right?

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax


Bolow posted:

You know you don't need a college degree to be a barista right?

You don't need a degree to be a barista, but you need the college degree to perfect the right amount of contempt for the sheeple who buy your overpriced coffee and self-loathing fueled by the realization your $100,000 loan to study 19th proto-Feminist Prussian literature has ruined your life

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.



Thank you so much.

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.


i adore this

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012
shitpost time


that is beautiful.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Twee as gently caress posted:

You don't need a degree to be a barista, but you need the college degree to perfect the right amount of contempt for the sheeple who buy your overpriced coffee and self-loathing fueled by the realization your $100,000 loan to study 19th proto-Feminist Prussian literature has ruined your life

drat dude, didn't know giving you the stink eye with your coffee made you feel so bad

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.


tater_salad posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

No Child Left Behind. Thanks Obama Bush.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



tater_salad posted:

A 61% seriously?
I needed teachers like this in school, could have been an A student.

The "teacher" made a to/too mistake and writes like a drunk toddler on camelback.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Sorry, the name "Someone Call 911 I Am Being Held Hostage" is already in use. Please choose another.

Sorry, the name "Someone Call 911 I Am Being Held Hostage2" is already in


I'm pretty sure 99% of those kinds of pictures are just made up

scrub lover
Apr 22, 2005



would a real teacher write "page is to big"

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


Mans posted:

who was the mod that demanded that a woman strip and post pictures of herself naked because she dared to admit she was a woman in a video-game thread?

i assume he's this guy





all i can think of is Wendell Short Eyes but even he is better looking cause he got Dennis genes. but that neck. That neck

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Heyyy, that's pretty good



The guy who wrote that admitted that he never handed it in, a friend graded it for him. Still hilarious though.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



it's not real you morons

Mithras
Jan 19, 2006
Your Means to Salvation For Over 3000 Years

Parity warning posted:

it's not real you morons

Thanks buddy! I've never enjoyed comedy that wasn't spontaneous or improv.

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014


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GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kMyuUkABs

PUA in the wild
goon.jpg.wmv

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