Oldstench posted:

i'd party with them.

e: in my best sweater

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

for as much as America loves snack food, we're pretty poo poo at rolling out vending machine technology.

i still have yet to see a vending machine you can use with a credit card

Acquire Currency! posted:

emptyquote

Phlegmish posted:

goons inevitably ruin funny things by digging deeper and deeper in their quest for more lulzy content

WebDog posted:

These forums have a curious predisposition to attract people with the assumption that by paying $10 to gain access to one of the more stringently moderated boards on the web their horrible life issues will be fixed via the magic of group-therapy-by-posting.

As opposed to other forms that would likely ignore them or encourage them to develop a bad habit into a debilitating fetish.

But here you are completely at home to air your horrid issues in an understanding environment. Where men can tell tales of their lactating man-boobs and how the only woman who's coped with you, has now left in terror after discovering you've been collecting your discharges in bottles stored under the bed.

So you put your plea to goons in the hopes that you can convince yourself that all is actually fine and she is in the wrong. Somehow this doesn't work.

HEY GAL posted:

why the GOD would you tell goons what you do in bed

Sid Delicious posted:

like who says, hey you know what, i think my online identity should be based on a career i know nothing about

Sid Delicious posted:

im not really a punk rock musician sorry dudes

Business Gorillas posted:

i'm not even mad, i'm just depressed.

huskarl_marx posted:

When the goon.jpg thread began to run out of goon.jpgs the goons turned on one another almost immediately

deviler posted:

Phlegmish posted:

this is so androgynous it's creeping me out

Wall Balls posted:

i always just thought it was a codeword gun nuts firearms enthusiasts used for when black people would inevitably break into their houses

Meowbot posted:

we are better than this

omg chael crash posted:

This weirdo has to be posted again and again.

7thBatallion posted:

That's what a good coat is for.

Me personally? I just dress like a hobo. Low maintenance, and people leave me alone. Plus if I'm sitting down drinking a latte, people will sometimes give me money.

Shelf Adventure posted:

Yeah, outside. Do you people not have the concept of being cold indoors? I'm not even defending the look (it's pretty dorky) but what's the alternative if your job means you have to wear a shirt but it gets cold as poo poo. Like being a teacher in old lovely school buildings.

homo punching bag posted:

dang it's sad cuz when talkin to a chubby chick they usually joke about how nobody really complains about these*jiggles their giant boobs*

but some fat girls can also have small boobs and the world can be a really cruel place

Pvt Dancer posted:

are you sure

the jizz taxi posted:

idk it also brought a ton of people out of the woodwork who just couldn't wait to say 'friend of the family' and 'tranny' and consider it fine comedy

Mr. Mallory posted:

aatrek diddling a kid saved gbs lol

Over There posted:

Why does goon.jpg have the same loving pictures as reddit.jpg

Frostwerks posted:

here is a wikipedia link

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

is there a youtube of this

RevSyd posted:

M'Lady, 2006






Goonus de Milo, 2008

RevSyd posted:

Troonmoods, 2007

01011001 posted:

is that the vomit guy again

Disco Infiva posted:

All Goons Are Beautiful.

Morphix posted:

holy moly the ratio of normies to soft doughy IT workers is amazing. Thanks TFR for living up to the stereotypes

e I'm counting 2 and a 1/2 men in there that look normal, but the more you stare the sillier it becomes. I'm gonna go spam this pic in every gun thread I see from now on.

Mans posted:

Mr. Mallory posted:

the reason is "racism", so i'm leaning more towards it being social justice

Double Agent posted:

Tucker and Dale Versus Goons

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Have you ever hated muslims so much that you just had to wear a strainer on your head to stick it to them?

parthenocarpy posted:

You will be the first to expose me for, uh, whatever it is you think you'll expose me for

parthenocarpy posted:

spending 20 minutes on youtube talking about someone else: the very definition of narcisissm

Hobohemian posted:

Who the gently caress are you and why do I feel tired when I read your posts?

Davincie posted:

whats the story with this parthenocrapy guy