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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Slurin posted:

those eyebrows

Plural?

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Anne Franks New Nightmare

In the Aatrek Over the Sea

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

lookoutbelow posted:

You monster.

But for now we (you) are young...

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

An offkey, nasal rendition of that "Ohhhhh Yeahhhh" song from Ferris Bueller just popped into my head

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Monkey Fracas posted:



This man's head is a perfect sphere. He's like a Madball or something

Isn't that GECafe?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

goatse.cx posted:

He's got a pretty decent looking girlfriend tho

Mr.Sunshine is decent looking?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Cream_Filling posted:

ive always wondered, is there a specific name for this type of beard:



Ill-advised

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I don't know why, but this made me laugh a whole lot

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Wasn't there originally a picture of him and a black dude both making concerned faces? It was what tipped me over the edge when I first saw the series, but it doesn't seem to be up anymore

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

jerkstoresup posted:

found the missing one



Ahhahaha thank you!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Fat Ogre posted:

And the fedora :colbert:

Unless you're dressed up as Indiana Jones, or maybe wearing a suit and tie (and this is a huge maybe), you should never ever EVER wear a loving fedora.

Old blues musicians also get a pass

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

homo punching bag posted:

this guy is confidence personified

Even though he has no chin, he's sticking it in the air proudly.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Isn't it some kind of fungus?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Mountain Dew: Not Even Once

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Kirk Johnson posted:

SAY DID SOMEONE MENTION THE LEGS?



Oh, gently caress THAT

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Is anyone else furiously scratching their calves right now?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Jeffrey posted:

at least those people at least have fun and cut things with their nerd swords, instead of just swinging them around and fantasizing about burglars

Some dude in my neighborhood did kill a burglar with a katana a few years ago, I think it made national news. The burglar was trying to steal an XBox, if I recall

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

There's a little local computer store around here that looks around the same, it's pretty gross. Last time I walked by there was a decal on the window saying they accept Bitcoins

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

tater_salad posted:

Those are serious moobs but what's throwing me off is the normal looking neck arms and shoulders, it's this person on estrogen or something?

I think that's what happens when you're super-fat and then become regular-fat

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I like that he felt the need to turn the one non sci-fi/fantasy book in his library forward to give the illusion of well-roundedness

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

VideoGames posted:

an arranged marriage?


I was thinking mail order.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

You Are A Elf posted:

You know, I gotta wonder why people like this tuck their goddamn t-shirts in. It's like how every single one of these things wears the same $29 Walmart hiking boot/sneaker hybrid with white tube socks and shorts/jorts. Every single one of them.

T-shirts are meant to be untucked and free, dagnabbit!

Probably to have easy access to whatever incredibly important thing is on that holster on his belt. Or because they're under the impression that it's slimming? More likely because dorks aren't great at dressing themselves and think looking good is for women and gays anyway.

That shirt must be the size of a bed sheet, it's big on him and the man's a behemoth.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
He looks like he's lived on fast food and soda since birth, is it any surprise his body is dying from the inside out?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Thump! posted:

I don't really get that grossing people out. I mean, sure, it's gross, but I've already seen the insides of a man's rear end many a time. What's a small piece falling out other than kind of disgustingly hilarious?






Am I broken?

Am I the real goon?

:ohdear:

I think once you've seen the face, you can't help but visualize what the butt looks like, and that makes it 87000000x worse. And the story was already pretty bad.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Choco1980 posted:

I can only imagine we'll be running around in circles in perpetuity not quite understanding how a piece of rear end can fall out of a person's rear end without them having a serious in-the-ER type injury. I mean, I can't picture what could have happened mechanically without like, a geyser of blood pouring out with it.

Maybe it was like when a callus starts to get flaky and peel off :gonk:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
What's going on with his ears?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Bruiser posted:

He's jacked into the best anime gently caress sim money can buy

Ohhhh, they're earbuds. I thought he was morphing into a coffee cup person

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Mans posted:

i still wonder how twee as gently caress looked like in real life

he shared a bedroom with a rotating squad of strippers, he hit the gym every day, he ran marathons and triathlons, he ran a soup kitchen and yet he had the time to post some forty times a day.

a bright light that was smothered before it's time :(

Maoist Pussy claimed to be in some kind of BDSM threesome thing with two live-in girlfriends, and he won't post a selfie either :(

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I guess we'll never know :smith:


I imagine him with an especially terrible ponytail

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Somewhere underneath all that, there's a normal-sized skeleton :stare:

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

my brain keeps getting confused when it has to process that tiny arm after taking in the giant torso



Whenever I see an image like this, I sort of reflexively touch my hip and ribs to reassure myself that the bone isn't that far from the surface

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