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Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:


these are our goons. thanks for taking this stroll with me down memory lane and i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did
God drat I miss AYB. Sometimes I still read through the all time top comments and laugh my rear end off.
Also I saw Pilot IRL once and it was super awkward after seeing her tits on the internet.

I was gonna post Rho and his "sister" but it looks like someone did already:

Sabel posted:

here I am

do your worst

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Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

axolotl farmer posted:

This is former forums poster Arashikage :norway:



He got banned for lf-posting in DnD.

Ah yes, the terrifying aryan superman.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Sid Vicious posted:

well its being saved for christ

I'm ready

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Double Muhammad posted:

was it Microwave's mom?

He said fat not hot

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

a starwar betamax posted:

Who is microwaves mom? Does anyone have a picture of her per chance?

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Aatrek posted:

Wanna get pegged by that child

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005


Check out her left tit btw. Just give it a look and just, check it out.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005


:cumpolice:

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

I was zip-tied once to this pretty cute girl but then I noticed she had a nose piercing and suddenly I wasn't into it also I think she turned out to be a lesbian??? I don't remember that well since we were chugging a bottle of cheap wine

Don't get nose piercings

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

GOT VIRUS FROM MP3 posted:

yes, and the phrase "Montgomery flap/fold" is now in my fatty insult rotation

I love that it's named after someone. Was it the first person to have that flap? Was it the first non-fatty to discover and locate it on the non-euclidian horror-mass of cottage cheese that hambeasts manifest as in this physical plane?


also doubles as animaatrek.jpg for those uninterested in the panniculus and panniculus subculture

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

A Buttery Pastry posted:

What was the original name?

normal

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

A Buttery Pastry posted:

i don't see the point of applying the word "normal" to decidedly abnormal people, which there are plenty of in the ranks of non-trans people. a babyfur with a scat fetish doesn't become normal just because it's not trans.

This sounds like something someone abnormal would say IMHO

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Wow, I made a silly comment and suddenly we're in GBS 1.0 again. Sorry guys.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Goonime

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Posting more Real Live Goons



Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005



Hay lapa no ya, Solo! Boonowa tweepi, ha, ha.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

More Authentic Goons:



Steve Brule's evil dimension counterpart.



Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Herpes Simplex 2!



:nws:Nude version of the above pic:nws:

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005


I know a semi-famous cosplayer that looks like he's 18 but is actually 30 and apparently had sex with a 15 year old girl at a convention once.


So no.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Thread needs more actual goons



though some goons can make the look work

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

hanyolo posted:

I hope plurals are alright, watch out m'ladies:



This picture was taken by another fat guy doing the same pose, but with a camera on the top of his fedora so it was facing forward.

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

I'm pretty sure 99% of those kinds of pictures are just made up

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Ew a fat girl

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

HollisBrown posted:

I know I'd regret it, but I kinda wanna see those titties.

:nws:You're in luck then:nws:

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Aintain posted:

Yea I didn't even know I was in it til some people sent me pics of it (?) and i was like okay whatever and then the stalker dude referenced it "by accident" and whatever it's dumb poo poo. No prob

It wasn't someone from AYB? Color me surprised.

goatse.cx posted:

Whos the ron jeremy lookalike

Ron Jeremy. He's a goon, just like Jon Stewart. There's a surprising amount of celebrity goons but they don't like being outed.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

I want to microwave all of you loving nerds right now

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Hell dump was brutal and amazing and I regret not being interesting enough to be featured there

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Sorbus posted:



goth nurse lol

That's the least hideous Goth Nurse pic I've ever seen

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Phlegmish posted:

wait that's actual forums poster goth nurse

can't say i'm surprised but jesus christ

You have no idea

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Sid Delicious posted:

didnt it turn out goth nurse wasnt a nurse at all lmao

From what I remember of her AYB pics her career was something like "Professional Piercing-riddled Multicolored Sack of Ham" but I could be mixing up some of my AYB memories because there's a decent amount of those people on there.

Also my name's accurate, I never lie

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

You guys haven't seen horrific goon nudes until you've seen EBT's tits(?).

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Lonely Virgil posted:

Were the tits covered in poo poo?

Well, no, but uhhh

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

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Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005


Much like a fine wine, anime grows better with age. Gaze upon my manga collection and weep, plebians.

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