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Triticum Guzzler posted:*bursts suddenly and dramatically through the front entrance* BARKEEP! This is a matter of dire urgency, I must use -- Ah, greetings, DARPA Dad. Same to you, good Kobold. As I was saying, Barkeep I must, with great haste and speed -- Hullo prefuse, that's a handsome NIntendo 3DS. Hail and well met, Jon Hendren, I see you have fared well in the Egg Crusades. My apologies, I get sidetracked easily, Barkeep I require, ah, old ghostbones is here... Drat... Barkeep I must... Yikes, a steam powered gunblade... requested_username had best keep the peace or face a stern challenger. Barkeep I simply cannot any longer -- No They Will Not, The FLying Fish, Bitchtits McGee, That DICK the elf, the small yellow creature with an uncircumcised penis for a face, halleys comet, the moon, fresh catchphrase, ginsing the grey, culdesac, Tex Murdock the valiant steed, the friendly cat, Kraftwerk Singles, Cosmic CHarlie, systran, qnqnx, Yelharda, sleeptalker, the scary dragon, PIss Sodastream, a Greetings to you all, it's good to be in such fine company. Now, barkeep I urgently require the usage of the bathroom and ask that either you pay no mind to the brown puddle that has spread since I began my greetings, or alternatively offer it a hearty welcome and Greetings. Greetings. Nay* *greetings
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Glambagss posted:U must gather a motley party of adventurers to seek the wizard [[ooc: as has already been established in the canon (see page 1) 'wizard' is referred to as 'magus' in this world, and the plural is 'magii']]
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Glambagss posted:U must gather a motley party of adventurers to seek the wizard Am I motley enough for the motle club
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i gather the motley party of Prefuse, Myself, DARPA Dad (who with his +3 to motley is barely motley enough), and Winson Paine to go on the Quest
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Hello. I'm here for the Twitter live read event.
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i try to go on the quest, but I'm already too high level, instead I leave the inn, saying "Fare ye well" and exit dramatically. everyone wonders where I went and regrets not asking me where I got my fingerless gloves from
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James Hardon posted:Hello. I'm here for the Twitter live read event. Welcome. *answers phone call from 1995*
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I AM THE MOON posted:i gather the motley party of Prefuse, Myself, DARPA Dad (who with his +3 to motley is barely motley enough), and Winson Paine to go on the Quest I nudge up against you with determination in my eyes.
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systran posted:i try to go on the quest, but I'm already too high level, instead I leave the inn, saying "Fare ye well" and exit dramatically. *wonders*
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catdynamite posted:I nudge up against you with determination in my eyes. I place the Cat on my Shoulder like a Parrot
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I AM THE MOON posted:i gather the motley party of Prefuse, Myself, DARPA Dad (who with his +3 to motley is barely motley enough), and Winson Paine to go on the Quest
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I AM THE MOON posted:i gather the motley party of Prefuse, Myself, DARPA Dad (who with his +3 to motley is barely motley enough), and Winson Paine to go on the Quest *logs the quest in my journal* I have updated my journal.
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I have a dark past, but I good, at heart.
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*waits impatiently for the final member of the party*
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I AM THE MOON posted:i gather the motley party of Prefuse, Myself, DARPA Dad (who with his +3 to motley is barely motley enough), and Winson Paine to go on the Quest Greetings!
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Feb 21, 2014 02:24
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Winson_Paine posted:Greetings! Greetings! *places PSP and Charger in pocket, says goodbye to Lightning Elemental*
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Feb 21, 2014 02:26
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*discerningly eyes my questing companions up and down* *grins confidently* Hail, friends.
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Feb 21, 2014 02:27
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I heard a rumor the Wizard Master is vacationing on the Jersey Shore.
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Feb 21, 2014 02:28
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Winson_Paine posted:I heard a rumor the Wizard Master is vacationing on the Jersey Shore. "Greetings!"
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Feb 21, 2014 02:31
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*opens door to the Jersey Shore, ushering the group through*
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*swallows and ventures forth*
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Feb 21, 2014 02:40
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Oh man what is that smell
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Feb 21, 2014 02:43
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I continue to play on my 3DS. "I hope this place has lots of streetpasses too."
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Feb 21, 2014 02:47
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halleys comet posted:Ah... welcome. Greetings.
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Feb 21, 2014 02:51
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Winson_Paine posted:Oh man what is that smell the Wizard Master has been here
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Feb 21, 2014 02:53
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[Pokes head through window] Greetings.
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Feb 21, 2014 02:54
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Anime Sandwich posted:[Pokes head through window] Greetings. Greets
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systran posted:*enquires to the yellow, phallus-faced creature as to whether it has a sister* *gives systran a look of deep pain and sadness, but bears no grudge because you could not know he is the last of his race*
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Feb 21, 2014 03:05
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*my dick emeerges over the horizon, tinted blue by the atmosphere* *foghorn-like noise is heard*
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*Taps three mana and casts a shrouding spell [[rolled 15: moderate success]] to conceal himself from sight of the adventuring party and follows them to the Jersey Shore, peeking from behind horse carts and lurking in shadows* Hmm, let us see how powerful this Wizard Master truly is. *rubbing hands thoughtfully and with menace*
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*The Goatse Man backflips in as the sound of air horn (club sample) fills the room*
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Winson_Paine posted:Oh man what is that smell *I kick thhis guys rear end and everyone claps*
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Anime Sandwich posted:[Pokes head through window] Greetings. (Outside, to your rear end) Greetings!
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ghost bones posted:*Taps three mana and casts a shrouding spell [[rolled 15: moderate success]] to conceal himself from sight of the adventuring party and follows them to the Jersey Shore, peeking from behind horse carts and lurking in shadows* Hmm, let us see how powerful this Wizard Master truly is. *rubbing hands thoughtfully and with menace* GREETINGS! [[rolled 20: critical hit]]
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Dead Man Posting posted:Greets *CHECKS HOLY SYMBOL, ADJUSTS QUIVER* *STRIDES THROUGH DOOR* Greetings!
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