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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...

"I need to get up in this gig, girl..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7drlrSFeMs










And in the end, the winner was...





Jinkx Monsoon. :woop: Long may she reign.

Yes, the show is finally back. No All-Stars, no Drag U, and a poor excuse for a Season One replay later and we need some fabulousness to perk us up this dark February. Mama Ru is going to lead us into the light!

RuPaul's Drag Race is a competitive reality show where Drag Queen compete in a series of challenges to prove that they have the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent to be crowned the Next Drag Superstar and win a lot of money. The girls complete in a mini-challenge that usually gives the winner(s) some kind of advantage in the main challenge, which can be anything from building costumes to acting to putting straight men in drag, and then there is a runway show. After talking with the judges, two queens are placed in the Bottom Two and they battle it out in the Lip Sync For Your Life :nyd:. The loser of the LSFYL goes home, and the winner of the challenge may or may not have immunity.

I know that it sounds like standard fare so far, but this show is just a joy to watch. The important thing to keep in mind is that most of these people are professional Drag Queens. They know how to speak, they know how to perform, they know how to put on a show, and at this point they should know exactly what they have to gain from appearing on the program. Sure, it would be nice to win $100K (or more?) but the real benefit to being on the show is the exposure.

Each of these queens knows that simply being on RPDR is a huge career opportunity. The longer they are on the show, the more we get to know them. The more we know them, the more likely they'll get booked to do shows. If you are prepared and savvy enough (Willam, Detox, Jinkx, etc.) the sky is the limit. These aren't 18-year-olds thinking that Tyra is going to make them a supermodel or decently singing twinks who are going to get chewed up and spit out by the industry, it takes real balls to be a Drag Queen so don't cry for them Argentina and just enjoy.

We're likely to see the following:
- At least one singing challenge
- Group choreography
- Dress construction
- The Snatch Game, a take off of the classic TV show Match Game
- The Library is Open, whereupon the queens read each other to filth
- Acting challenges
- Makeup challenges
- Makeovers for non-drag queens
- Hot guys in underwear
- Etc.

NEW THIS YEAR: THEY MADE THE GIRLS PROVE THEY HAVE A SNATCH GAME CHARACTER!!! :woop: I can't tell you how much I hated those queens who had no clue. You got a pass in Season Two, hunites, but NO MORE.

RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked usually comes on after the main show to feature conversations between the Queens as they await the results of the judging. Personally, I don't care for it but I get the appeal.

The Judges

RuPaul Charles


The leader of the merry bunch, we thank Ru for coming up with this tasty weekly confection that is RuPaul's Drag Race. What else is there to say?

Okay, let's be real. The winner of the show is picked by Ru. The person who is kicked off each week is picked by Ru. This is Ru's baby. It exists to give glory to Ru and help sell her albums (now on iTunes). You thought it was bad to ignore Tim Gunn? DON'T IGNORE RU.

Michelle Visage


(That picture is everything forever.)

Every once in a while I remember that Michelle wasn't an original judge on the show and I have to pause and collect my wits.

Michelle has been friends with RuPaul forever. She co-hosted with Ru on her VH1 talkshow, has been a more than welcome addition to the judging panel since the third season, and is the one who really goes on the road with the queens to help push the brand. She's fabulous, and I can't wait to see how big her breasts are this year.

Santino Rice


Ugh. Why is he still on the show? Count on him to cut someone down in a horrible manner and for Twitter and Tumblr to get all up in a tizzy.

The Pit Crew


Eye candy, props, set movers... you call them and they'll show up in their skivvies.

There will also be a lot of special guest judges and extra special guest judges. They include Neil Patrick Harris, Paula Abdul, Heather McDonald, Bob Mackie, Adam Lambert, and Sheryl Lee Ralph. Expect the regular cast of characters (MATHU ANDERSEN!!!) to appear at some point as well.

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Fourteen Queens enter, one Queen leaves!



Let's meet... our girls!

Adore Delano - Los Angeles, CA - Top 13 Contestant on American Idol



April Carrion - Guaynabo, PR



BedDeLaCreme - Seattle, WA. Friend of Jinkx Monsoon



Bianca Del Rio - New York, NY. One of the well-known queens this season. Please let her make it to the library. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!



Courtney Act - Los Angeles, CA. Famous in Australia.



Gia Gunn - Chicago, IL. I'm so out of the loop with the Chicago scene... don't know her. Go hometown girl, unless you annoy me.



Josyln Fox - Worcester, MA



Kelly Mantle - Los Angeles, CA



Laganja Estranja - Van Nuys, CA



Magnolia Crawford - Seattle, WA



Milk - New York, NY



Miss Darienne Lake - Rochester, NY. Winner of the online contestant search. I have faith that we're going to have a big girl who will stay around for a while and isn't evil (I'm looking at you, Delta Work :colbert:). Oh yeah. Latrice. :allears:



Trinity K. Bonet - Atlanta, GA... who let that picture get posted?



Vivacious - New York, NY



Shangela



Just kidding. She's still #1 in my heart.

Pinwiz11 fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Mar 4, 2014

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Notable Queens from past seasons (work in progress):

Willam Belli and DWV



Willam Belli is this thread's spirit animal. She first appeared in Season Four, kicked rear end, and then got kicked off for... reasons. Right when she got kicked off, she seized the moment and released the song "Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A)" with fellow Queens Detox Icunt and Vicky Vox. Their group has eventually become known as DWV, and they travel around the world performing their songs. When Detox was released from last season, they released the sublime "Boy is a Bottom". Other songs released by DWV include (assume all of them are NSFW):

- Silicone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH0eSyII8aw
- Blurred Bynes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr51afj7eJY
- That Christmas Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aFazmEOptg

Willam has also released solo songs and collaborations with other queens, notably the fabulous "Let's Have A Kai Kai" with Rhea Litré.

Last year, one of the best things ever happened. Willam started doing a weekly The Soup-style web show called Willam's Beatdown. Something happened, the show ended, and Willam can't use the name. He's promising the return of Billam's Wheatdown (for legal reasons) this year. There have been some slice-of-life videos of DWV on the road under this label, hopefully we'll get back to her reading to filth soon.

She's also the reason we say "...goddamit" all the time. Just watch. She's amazing, and it kills me that I've never seen her live.



More to come...

In the end, this show is all about fun and acceptance. Just relax and enjoy the ride. If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love anybody else?

Pinwiz11 fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Feb 21, 2014

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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CHiRAL posted:

Latrice motherfuckin Royale :colbert:
(Good job on the OP!)

OH GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT :suicide:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm becoming
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Monday can't come soon enough... :f5:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm dying right now. Gagging. :allears: :supaburn:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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IT'S ALMOST HERE I CAN'T WAIT

I'll finally be able to see the episode that everyone else has watched so far...

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I hate the Season Preview at the beginning. I'm spoiler-phobic, why you do that to me?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Edie... :allears:

I thought that the elimination was going to be easy based on the episode, but I have no idea on who will be in the bottom two right now.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Kelly Mantle's rebuttal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qca1_9ptKB4

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
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I'm dreading the reading of Milk during judging. That look was fabulous!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm interrupting this thread for an important announcement.

:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:NEW DWV SONG goddammit:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN-ZMZZi5hw

Pinwiz11 fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Mar 8, 2014

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
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The mini-challenge is going to be the source of many wonderful :gonk: gifs...

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Vivacious... :drat:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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It was a brilliant decision to have the girls bring out their Best Drag for their second runway. Have they done this before?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Thanks to her, I have a pavlovian response to "Panettone" or "Tension Tamer Tea". A good response.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
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Finally catching Untucked from last week. Now that they finally have some queens that I want to watch on Untucked, they didn't auto-include it with last week's episode. :argh:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm becoming
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Golbez posted:

Too :nws:; it's showing as removed for nudity or sexual content.

It's back, but it's age restricted.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm becoming
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Milk :stare:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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It's a loving brilliant idea, but she's so dead now.

e: Maggie Smith is trending.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I have a feeling that if they bring back a queen late in the season it will be April.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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FINALLY :woop::woop::woop::woop:

Also, Darienne KILLED it in her Lip Sync.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Trig Discipline posted:

True story: the other day I was feeling kind of cranky and stressed out from work. On the walk to my car I suddenly remembered the existence of Latrice for some random reason, and then I heard his laugh in my head and I just started smiling really big and immediately felt better.

:allears:

That's amazing. I need to remember that.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
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If the worst thing this season is Darienne's comments, then it's a pretty drat good season. It's annoying, but she's no Roxxxy or Phi Phi.

Meanwhile, all is forgiven for that mini-challenge. :swoon:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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WHAT. THE. gently caress. RU.

That was not the bottom two. :colbert:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Shangela is the best. :allears:

I'd think that they build enough slack into the season to let them do what they think is best for the show. I'd hope so, because there are few twists that they could do at this point of the season that we haven't seen before.

(But bring April back one more time. Please?)

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm becoming
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Tin Miss posted:

- The worst challenges of any season. The wrestling challenge was really stupid

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

(I loved that challenge.)

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



We're really fortunate that the casting has been so good this year as the show has become more and more popular. I'll say it again: if Dar is the villain this season then we're lucky. I still shudder when I think of all that Heathers bullshit.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Oh my god, Willam. That was AMAZING.




















goddammit

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Bring on the Ball looks!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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I refuse to be angry about Darienne still being in the competition. Why?

- Her lip syncs were better than Ben's, or at least since this week was a virtual tie the previous one kicked Dela's rear end
- While they didn't work, I appreciated what Dar tried to do with the first and third looks
- Neither of them were going to win anyway, and at least now Dela has a shot at Miss Congeniality.
- It wasn't Bianca going home.
- It's not half as bad as Jocelyn not being in the bottom two for the Interview challenge

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Combed Thunderclap posted:

We're out of competition episodes. Next week is the last one (one last person gets eliminated), then there's the Rucap episode (no new content) and the Reunion/Who Won episode. No one's coming back this season.

If it's the typical season then one person leaves next week, the following week is the final challenge, then the Rucap, and finally the finale.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Tonight is going to be heaven. 24 comes back and then Drag Race. :allears:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Bianca's Drag Race with Bianca Del Rio starring RuPaul. :colbert:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Conchita was glorious and I had tears as she kept winning the votes of country after country.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Bina posted:

Let's get Natural.

"Gurl."

I can't wait for tonight.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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And away we go!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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Conchita... :allears:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

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And all is right with the world.

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Jan 26, 2009

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Ben was NOT Miss Congeniality. :colbert:

Miss Popular? Sure. Not Miss Congeniality.

e: I don't believe anyone has posted this before... Adore as Lumpy Space Princess

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