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spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Laganja was one of my early picks but she seems super-tense and selfconscious, not exactly a chip off the old block.

I love the contrast between Ben's drag persona and mellow, chilled-out dudeself. Also Ben is kind of freakishly smart, probably one of the smartest queens we've ever had on this show. I just love Ben.

April is already great TV, and made the most of a bad job in that main challenge. Impressive.

Please please please stick around, mama Vi.

There are a lot of really cute boys this season, kind of nice after s5's cavalcade of yikes.

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spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Looks like it's up on Logotv dot com. Whether this means anyone will be able to actually watch it depends on whether they've fixed the loving site.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Magnolia was probably the worst "Drag Race" contestant ever. She's sub-Nicole Paige Brooks awful. I feel like they put Darienne in the bottom over Joslyn because they knew Darienne would completely destroy that lipsync and send the swordfish packing. (And there is NO EXCUSE for not knowing "Turn The Beat Around". NONE.)

This is such an impressive field. I haven't the faintest clue who's going to make top 3, except Courtney who's a gimme. This is shaping up to be an excellent season.

VVVV EEEEK! Sorry, spoiler tagging.

spite house fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Mar 5, 2014

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

I want an entire TV network of nothing but Bianca. I could watch that bitch eating Cheerios and reading the paper and be entertained.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

SlaveToTheGrinds posted:

Am I the only one that desperately wants to be friends with Courtney after watching untucked?
Nope. She has remarkably understated emotional intelligence. She'd be fun to talk poo poo with.

Ben continues to be pretty much perfect, and understands how to play this game. She is also goddamned beautiful and that runway look was the truth.

Laganja is also beautiful but I'm done with her.

We watched at a House of Dudebros tonight, owing to pure happenstance, and one of the dudebros (who had never before seen "Drag Race") said "Dude. This show makes me FEEL THINGS." Well, yeah.

spite house fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Mar 25, 2014

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

^A lot of people are still excessively impressed with unclockable female impersonation. That's the only explanation I have for Gia's continuing popularity.

Eve and Trina do not age. I guess they were both about 20 when they first broke out, and are only in their mid-thirties now, but still, amazing. And they were great judges.

That was an excellent library challenge, lots of good burns. I think I liked Ben's read of Joslyn best. "You've got some really nice old-fashioned qualities. Like how you paint in sepia tones and your voice sounds like a dialup modem."

Enjoying Adore a whole lot more than I thought I would. I attribute her personal development entirely to Bianca.

Speaking of whom, didn't Bianca look beautiful on the runway? So so so pretty and stately and elegant. She's a goddamned superhero.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

It's really too bad that Joslyn's drag is so pedestrian, because she is just a darling creature.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Just got home from seeing the LA production of "Return to Grey Gardens", with Jinkx and Peaches Christ among others. loving excellent. The material itself is kind of slight but it didn't matter one bit; Jinkx was mesmerizing. She sang "All That Jazz", "You Really Got A Hold On Me" (:allears:) and "I Dreamed A Dream", was hilarious and wonderful, and generally ate the sucker for breakfast. Also was about 500x more beautiful in person as usual. She's the real thing and I don't regret a second of stanning.

Peaches remains the person I want to be when I grow up. Her performance was pretty understated but she knows how to stage the hell out of a show. The other standout was Squeaky Blonde, who is a force of fuckin nature and will never, ever appear on "Drag Race" for any reason so you have to go see her live. [e: Do not expect a typical drag show. Like, at all.] She did an airtight lipsync to something terrifying, and took up every iota of available light. She's also the real thing, in a very different way.

Best for last: we were seated across the aisle from Willam and two rows behind Mathu Andersen. (CHiRAL, I thought of you right away. :) ) Willam is exactly like you'd expect and Mathu is literally God.

Anyway it was great. See these ladies if you can.

spite house fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Apr 6, 2014

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

My husband had the best line, delivered in a straight-man deadpan: "You know nothing, Laganja Estranja."

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Joslyn is really quite something. She's smart as a whip despite the giggly-bimbo routine, and she's making Courtney's attempts to undermine her look real petty. Miss Congeniality is hers to lose imo.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

I usually say "she", but sometimes call the queens "he" if they use their boy-names professionally. I keep wanting to call Ben "he". Willam is always "he". (He's a special case because as far as I can tell his drag persona is completely indistinguishable from his guy-self, except with more eyeshadow and packing tape.) I called Chad Michaels "he" too. It's weird.

Unrelated: I've seen people postulating that Laganja's meltdowns might have been exacerbated because she uses weed to medicate for anxiety, and the queens aren't allowed to smoke, even offcamera. Why is this? CA is a MMJ state and the requirements for medical need are extremely loose; you pretty much just have to stroll into a storefront on the Venice boardwalk and say "sometimes I get the mulligrubs, give me some indica". It's still illegal per federal law, of course, but not in practice. Jinkx has said that she was an unhinged weepy mess on her season because she couldn't get high to help her sleep, and she has a legitimate diagnosis. They're allowed to drink. I don't get it. Laganja still sucks like a jet turbine.

e: Also unrelated, but terrific: a video about our beloved Bianca's double life as drag performer and costume designer. She has so much soul I can't stand it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNgMUIKyUY

spite house fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Apr 10, 2014

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

I'm pretty sure the network doesn't give a flying gently caress about federal law and just wants to depict people flaking out as much as possible whenever possible, and that's kinda lame. Still, thanks for the T.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Trig Discipline posted:

I am up for as much Latrice as the world sees fit to show me.
You need this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZZPAonbnGY

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Or Darienne has been ripping on everyone and they've edited her commentary down to an apparent Ben-grudge in order to to create a "storyline", which s6 has been blessedly free of so far. Gross either way.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

I have to say I've done a complete turnaround on Miss Adore Del Rio. Maybe it's the blood moon, I dunno, but damned if I'm not in the tank for that girl all of a sudden.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

:cawg: I love you.


So what's everyone's picks for All Stars 2? I'm assuming past winners and people who were on the first All Stars can't compete, although I have no basis for that.

My roster is:
Alaska Thunderfuck
Willam
Shangela
Detox
Jiggly Caliente
Stacey Layne Matthews
Alyssa Edwards
Morgan McMichaels
Ongina
Jade (season 1, not Jade Jolie)
Trinity K Bonet (get back here girl)
Tatianna
PhiPhi O'hara (I'm not kidding. She's awesome live and I think she should get another chance to not look like a giant rear end in a top hat on national TV)

I think Jujubee should come back too. But just because she's the best. :colbert:
This is a pretty solid list, except I'd swap Jade Jolie for Queen of Basic s1 Jade. I personally love the poo poo out of some Stacy Layne Bryant Matthews, who is smart and thoughtful and easily the fishiest queen ever to appear on this show. (I'm serious. Come at me.) If they do the stupid team thing again, I'd love to see her paired with someone like Alaska or Shangela, someone with confidence for days and a really well-refined drag personality. That would be hella fun to watch.

Willam was a ringer in the first place and will never be brought back unless there are colossal dollars involved. He's vastly more entertaining with DWV and on YouTube anyway.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Cocks Cable posted:

I want more Raven godsdamnit. Bring her back so she can win 2nd place for the 3rd time. :smith:
Come visit southern California, she hosts one thousand shows everywhere at all times and is always amaaaaaaazing. (You might have to truck out to darkest Pomona, but still, worth it.)

CHiRAL posted:

Vivienne Pinay,and of course Mimi Imfurst.
I couldn't find a gif of Terence Stamp in "Priscilla" deadpanning "you have got to be loving joking", but if there were one, picture it here.

spite house fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Apr 16, 2014

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Propaganda Machine posted:

:stare:

I'm not trucking out to Pomona, but...realllllly? :allears:
You should really just head on out to the Inland Empire. Things are afoot. Good things.


http://340nightclub.com/ai1ec_event/bebe-filthy/?instance_id=27542

(Or else you could just catch her at Mickey's in WeHo, which is always a last-minute fiasco with terrible parking, and you have to be on the list. Ugh.)

spite house fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Apr 16, 2014

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Propaganda Machine posted:

So Raven hosts a motherfucking ongoing drag competition every Friday? Color me sold.
She does, and it's incredible. Go. Go, grasshopper. (Preferably when Miss Queen of loving Everything Bianca Del Rio is on.)

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

VVV lol@ Serena Cha Cha at 106.
It will never happen, obvs; there's no place for the true tranimal terrorist on "Drag Race". So if you get a chance to see Christeene, do it. She is awesome. Her shows are amazingly intense and cathartic and also very funny, and for all that her poo poo can be kind of upsetting, there's also something inexplicably winsome and heartfelt about her. Paul Soileau is a genius.

I think Coco Peru would better suit as a judge, but Ru is oddly averse to other drag queens on the judges' panel.

spite house fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Apr 17, 2014

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Season 3 had Manila's Macarthur Park lipsync though.

So, here's a question; if you had to recommend one season to someone who was totally new to the show, which would it be? I was thinking 4 because there were so many great moments and Sharon hadn't fallen from grace yet, but Tin Miss makes a good point about the weak challenges. I'd blocked out the loving boats.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

I can't get over how much Adore's bride looked like Christeene.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

RICKON WALNUTSBANE posted:

If there's a case to be made for a contestant being a ringer it's her.
There's a persistent rumor to this effect, and I hope to God it's not true because if she is a ringer she's getting booted before the final 3 and if that happens I will ugly cry.

Have some Bianca being perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbr8DtclSFQ

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

If Bianca Del Rio didn't make three-quarters of Adore's ensemble with her own hands I will eat my loving shoes. (See also Trinity's standup routine.)

I'll miss my Bendela terribly, but it's kind of a relief to know that the elimination order/top 3/ringer spoilers that were floating around aren't accurate.

spite house fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Apr 30, 2014

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

She never would have won, but the Del Taco Trio not being the final 3 is a goddamn travesty of justice.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

I think Adore's got that crown. Bianca's off-the-show act is too raw and out-there. Not good for the brand, as some jamoke said on the mainstage.

Adore is really likable and a fantastic little performer. I just wish she had five more years on her.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

sethsez posted:

It was only a couple years ago that they went with Sharon Needles.
Yeah, but Sharon didn't start with the Nazi poo poo until after she'd won. She's lost a lot of goodwill and I can see Ru being gunshy about risking that again. And Bianca's standup is really scandalous. It's not hateful, but she goes there.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Logo's Facebook posted the winner before the finale even started airing on the West Coast. Further proof that Logo is some fly-by-night bushleague bullshit and Ru should really move to Bravo.

I'm so goddamn happy I was wrong, though. Congratulations to that beautiful, horrible, flawless witch.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Meet the Queens videos here.

http://www.logotv.com/video/misc/1103166/season-seven-sleuthing.jhtml

Everybody looks like a Family Dollar version of a previous contestant. This is going to be a mess.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Rocketfish posted:

I have missed this show like the deserts miss the rain. And I'm stoked: boring autismal queens means less singing challenges and more awesome drag outfits.

I watch this show to see people with penises take a pile of garbage and make it into baller dresses and for literally no other reason. You can take the pre-made costumes you packed and cram them up your butthole. Sing a little song while you do it howabout.
If they're going for a super-low-fi, kinda busted, flyover country, amateur-hour let's put on a show in the old barn deal, that could be some messy fun. I'm just put off by how forgettable most of these people are.

I like Ginger, Katya and, kinda, Pearl. Rest of 'em are a bunch of Titos who might still turn it.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Last night I learned that two of my neighbors are actual, real-life good friends with Mathu Andersen and Sutan Amrull and both will probably be in attendance at their Christmas party.

I have no idea what to do with this information so I'm posting it here.

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spite house
Apr 28, 2009

I think I'll just gibber like an idiot and completely disgrace myself. I could probably cope with Sutan alone, even though he's p much the most objectively beautiful person ever to walk the earth. Fine. Mathu? Oh holy shitballs.

My neighbors say he's the sweetest person in the world so maybe it might be OK. We'll see.

[e: They are also friends with Fade-dra Phey and Squeaky Blonde. I CANNOT.]

spite house fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Dec 12, 2014

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