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GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Goodbye, Kelly. I was rooting for you from early on but girl...you an actor, not a model.

I love Laganja. She's perfectly playing the part of Alyssa Edwards's crazy little brother.

And Gia's bitchiness is gonna wear out fast. I'm still on the fence about Adore Delano.

Ben's giving me too much of a Jinkx Monsoon vibe but those videos posted earlier show she's crazy talented and fun so I'll stay on the fence.

GrandmaParty fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Feb 22, 2014

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GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Fresh Like Zafo posted:

The less Jeffrey Moran, the better. That guy was the worst, behind Santino.

And drat, Trinity's teeth is all kinds of jacked up out of drag. Looking like Lynesha with a Tyra grill. Goddamn.

Girl, you can't be talking about teeth without mentioning Gia Gunn's ENORMOUS overbite.


Also they need to bring back Kristen Johnson and Terri Nunn.

GrandmaParty fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Feb 25, 2014

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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This season is way more solid than the last.

Joslyn will be gone in two more weeks.

Milk is amazing and I think she's going to turn out some interesting things.

Bianca is polished as hell and I love that shady bitch.

And I'm surprised how much I love Courtney Act. She's seriously polished and fabulous and that twerk, holy poo poo.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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jai Mundi posted:

After watching episode 602 and untucked, I'm surprised how nice Bianca is. From the editing and previews, I thought that she was going to be a unreasonable bitch. When the judges didn't like her make-up, she took it like a champ. She seems to understand that she's there to play the game, and if that means blending a little more, so be it.

I don't know that her Luau dress was couture, but it was finished nicely, and fit her well. I'm hoping we get to see more of her sewing ability. As someone who can run a straight line on a sewing machine, there's no excuse on not being able to sew at all. I mean, drat. Get your dress form, and start pinning and draping. Then take that over to your machine and sew it up. You don't have to be a seamstress, but you should be able to make a tube.

Bianca's treating this like a professional, which makes sense considering she's been doing it forever.

(And with Lady Bunny, to boot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZk_5GIuaDk :nws:)

Man. Actually did go and see Lady Bunny this weekend. She's fabulous. But TV makeup does wonders for her.

GrandmaParty fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Mar 4, 2014

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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spite house posted:

I want an entire TV network of nothing but Bianca. I could watch that bitch eating Cheerios and reading the paper and be entertained.

Only if Milk is on the show, too. She's just so goddamn adorable and happy and weird. Watching her and adore do the mini challenge was amazing.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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They're not going to get rid of Adore before the Idol battle. You know that.

Luckily they're booking next week as the Idol battle.

Although drat it, I had hope when Adore was having fun in the mini-challenge. I hope this season goes for the sisterhood vibe of Season 4 instead of the garbage drama of season 5.


Courtney, Milk and Bianca for top 3.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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I'm a little sad I didn't get to hear the judges critique Milk for being pregnant.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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CHiRAL posted:

It was a fully censored guide to tucking so :shrug:

Except for the Bubblegum.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Trig Discipline posted:

You've found your calling. Go, the world needs you!

Just remember. Balls up, wrap your head in the sack, front left to back right, don't get it on your butthole.

Go forth.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Milk definitely dropped the ball. She had a lot of amazing opportunities to do fun things and passed on all of them.

I would have LOST it if he came out as Pickle Surprise Rupaul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

Or even Genderfuck Rupaul would have made a better choice.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Actually, on second thought I'm wondering if Milk is smarter than I give her credit for. If she's trying to get people to talk about what Drag is, she's definitely succeeded.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Bewildrbeast posted:

she's gonna be this season's Coco :aaa:

Coco could lip sync a bitch to FILTH. Trinity is no Coco.

Season 5 chat: Alyssa's Secret was terrible when it started but now it's hilarious.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Any of you NYC goons ever been to the Hot Mess Drag Revue with Lady Bunny and Bianca? How was it?

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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spite house posted:

Best for last: we were seated across the aisle from Willam and two rows behind Mathu Andersen. (CHiRAL, I thought of you right away. :) ) Willam is exactly like you'd expect and Mathu is literally God.

Anyway it was great. See these ladies if you can.

God drat it I'm coming to visit you next year and have a dragcation.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Grape Juice Vampire posted:

I think they learned after two seasons in a row of the returning queen flunking out. Calling it now: Bianca's gonna win next week and Courtney's gonna get sniffy about it. Joslyn's either going to be eliminated or pull something amazing out of her rear end.

Also, if you have the chance to see Shangela live, DO IT. She did a free show at my school and she's INCREDIBLE. She's also incredibly tiny.

She's GORGEOUS in person.

I'm seeing Bianca and Bunny at Hot Mess on Friday. Can't wait and I hope I get read.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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You need to watch Alyssa's Secret to love Vivi.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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:staredog:

Horchata have competition.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Trip report: Went and saw Bianca at Hot Mess Drag Revue. She was very talented and very funny but seemed very rushed-- probably because she was booked at a second gig across town.

Sugga Pie Koko done stole the show.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Both of them should have gone home for that boring-rear end lip synch.

Seriously, Trinity would have SLAYED that.

VVVVVVVV

Spoiler that, son.

GrandmaParty fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Apr 29, 2014

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Deathlove posted:


though really that lipsync sucked and they both should've been bounced for it

Thank you.

It was a boring lip synch and that whole showgirl routine was extremely played out.

So were those stupid sparkly bags.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Ru secretly wanted to watch Darienne jiggle in her music video.

Seriously, this is gonna make Dela's career go nuts.

GrandmaParty fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Apr 30, 2014

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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YES GAWD FINALLY

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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I paid $50 for Hot Mess Drag Revue in NYC.

He was pretty drat good. But he also seemed really, really rushed.

And Sugga Pie Koko stole the show anyway.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Deathlove posted:

Man, that Detox look was a Thing, wasn't it.

Did I miss a memo or what is the deal with fans all of a sudden? Also Scruff tuxes. :3:

Also also I have absolutely no recollection of April Carrion.

Turned out the fiercest lip sync of the season against Vivacious.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Nimec posted:

I'm sort of bummed about the new Beatdowns, guys. I feel like Willam was much better under TheStylish. She talked over an entire beauty tutorial and there wasn't a single joke about the actual video. It was the first Beatdown that I did not want to finish and stopped it early.

I love you, Willam, but that poo poo sucked.

#3 is awful until you realize he's super, super drunk. Then it's sort of funny.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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I booked Willam and donated the appearance to the local HIV/AIDS charity. He called a hell of a bingo game and we got to hang out a bit.

I'm still nuts about the dude, even if he did offer to eat out my butthole.

No, really.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Ghostpilot posted:

And quite a complement to your butthole.

He was real thirsty for butthole

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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Elucidarius posted:

I kind of agree with spite but Katya is giving me Willam realness in the best possible way.

Edit: Katya, Violet, Max and Jaidynn are my favorites so far. Miss Fame looks pretty, as does Pearl but jesus those MTQ videos...

She's the joslyn to Willam's Courtney Act. I love her.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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That big loving dog is actually Willam's.

:love: Warner

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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angerbeet posted:

Lol they fired Santino

I'm so happy. His creepy rear end was the worst judge.

Even though I hate Ross Matthews.

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GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDRr4_dpCdc

Living for Katya lately.

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