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Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Plant?

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


PACKAGED TORTELLINI!!?!?!?!?!?
Damnit, we're already there

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Hahaha DERP.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011


Packaged tortellini? Canned tomatoes?

Trash.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Presenting Ramsay with store bought food? Are you out of your loving mind?

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011



Grimey Drawer

"Packaged fresh tortellini...and canned tomatoes." I smell a winner here, guys.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!


Why would they even have packaged tortellini available in Hell's Kitchen? Beginners trap?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

We got a "C'mere you!" First of the season!

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


That's gotta be a plant.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007



Mike literally threw his poo poo in the microwave for like five minutes and then plated it, and he's offended enough that Ramsay isn't interested that he's going to start whining? Dude's gonna be GONE

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Remember a few years ago some diner chef made the nastiest mashed potatoes and got thrown out during the first service?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


I feel like you almost have to be, to be that god damned stupid.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN


If he gets cut right now, yeah, plant

beetee
May 10, 2006


Oh dear.. could we have a premature GET OUT?

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011


Ez posted:

Why would they even have packaged tortellini available in Hell's Kitchen? Beginners trap?

Yeah, pretty much. I remember Rock in Season 3 using frozen gnocchi. Went just as well as packaged AND canned Mike.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell


How do you go to compete for a head chef position at a prestigious restaurant and when asked to cook your signature dish you cook frozen tortellini with canned tomatoes? Unreal.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...

Well, he's proven himself to be a huge disrespectful rear end, so he's either going to challenge Ramsay to a fight oooooor make it to black jackets.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011


Sticky Keys Man posted:

Well, he's proven himself to be a huge disrespectful rear end, so he's either going to challenge Ramsay to a fight oooooor make it to black jackets.

Jersey Shore represent, bro!

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


Beautiful dicktips by the ladies
e:

beetee
May 10, 2006


A tie? Impossible on hell's kitchen!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Spice? Ramsay hates spice

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.


beetee posted:

A tie? Impossible on hell's kitchen!

Double tie!!

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


Woot! Tie already

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007



Guaranteed that Richard makes it to the black jackets and is one of the first two to be kicked after that.

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

He should've been for "bro" alone.

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Well, with no points for either, there's how we get to a 4-4 tie before the commercial break

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.


There's the Mary of this season.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Postal Parcel posted:

Beautiful dicktips by the ladies
e:

I will probably never make scallops, but I will always remember how you tell that one is well-done.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

A loving tie?!

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


I HAVE A SPARK IN MY rear end

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Guys, I think Rochelle is a little "special".

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower


culinary Jesus was just nailed to his own cross

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

And here begins her erotic journey.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I think she's insane.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell


And Rochelle instantly becomes my most hated of this season...

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


A... tie? On this show?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

goku im piss posted:

culinary Jesus was just nailed to his own cross

Goddamnit, that's who I picked?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007



As it often happens on Hell's Kitchen, there's a bullshit tie.

Also, Ralph is super creepy.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


Lol, the narrator knows.
As often happens on Hell's Kitchen...

fake e:DAMNIT MEN

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beetee
May 10, 2006


Ahhh blue team... welcome back!

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