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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004



Jeez at this rate gonna need an orgasm counter for next season

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.


Postal Parcel posted:

fake e:DAMNIT MEN

Might as well just make this the thread title now.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...

Melanie reminds me of Ann Coulter somehow.

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

"I can wait to get into the dining room and start scrubbing those tables down. It's going to be real exciting."

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...

Michael is officially Lacey with a penis.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


And the fattie starts out fat already

Brock Samson posted:

Might as well just make this the thread title now.

Thanks, but I think it should really be "I have a spark in my rear end"

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!


Mike is the new Lacey.

LeJackal
Apr 4, 2011


"I won the whole challenge for my team!"

You moron, the random order put you last. You were no more or less important than anyone on your team.

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower


Jersey well represented tonight

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007



Does the "BIG BOY" count if it's from JP?

It really should.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011


Good lord, Mike...Jersey Shore to a T.

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I honestly can't tell if Mike is a plant or just from Jersey.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell


Mike needs to get his rear end kicked. Like right now.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

UncleMonkey posted:

Mike needs to get his rear end kicked. Like right now.

Agreed.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!


Fun Shoe

Goddamn whoever casts this show is a loving pro. Guys like this don't just grow on trees.

Or apparently they do in Jersey?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


La pizza e mobile
Going down my toilet hole

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



So, Mike's going to be around most of the season?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!


Fun Shoe

Mad Dragon posted:

So, Mike's going to be around most of the season?

Goes without saying

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011


UncleMonkey posted:

Mike needs to get his rear end kicked. Like right now.

Let's see...

1. Using canned and pre-prepared food.
2. Bad-mouthing Ramsay ("gently caress that poo poo, bro").
3. Not doing the punishment because he didn't get his way .

Mike needed to get his rear end kicked yesterday.

E: Andi!!!

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...

Obligatory knife plug.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

You guys can always rely on my tiebreakers to be the worst

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Mad Dragon posted:

So, Mike's going to be around most of the season?

If he doesn't get the boot tonight, he'll be on for way longer than he should be (which, again, is tonight).

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Jason looks on the verge of passing out again.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007



Is Jason just going to be a fatter, sweatier, punnier Russell?

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011


Epic fail of a dinner service commence!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I wonder how long it took him to think up "Rock out with my crockpot out."

Because that line sucked. That sucked hard.

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011


Nicole looks lost.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!


I wonder if the ladies know the secret of the dick tip

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower


Maybe they can truck in Raj to have him work as a guest chef to irritate people

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

liltimshady posted:

Nicole looks lost.

Is... is this Pet Island?

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...

"I've cooked risotto, like, a million times!"

"FUCKIN' RUNNY"

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


drat, trash anger already...
Woop, rubber scallops

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

We're in for another blue side disaster season aren't we?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Touch those scallops! Do they feel like dick tips to you?!

liltimshady
Sep 6, 2011


That whole ticket was hosed on blue. Every single dish. I haven't seen that much of a fail in like forever.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


VINDALOO? IS THAT BECAUSE I'M INDIAN!?
Bad dicktips Nicole

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007



Kammat posted:

We're in for another blue side disaster season aren't we?

If they get rid of Mike fast, I don't think they're necessarily a dumpster fire. And Nicole's a trainwreck, too.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Catching up, holy moley, he liked more then half the signature dishes, that's gotta be a first.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

raditts posted:

Touch those scallops! Do they feel like dick tips to you?!

"I wouldn't gently caress someone else's wife with those dick tips!"

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Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...

God, it's the season of quitters.

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