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If he's all "where's the chicken???" and you say "two more minutes, chef," he also loses his poo poo. You haven't seen that?
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I'm pretty sure they only do one seating most of the time, which hopefully wouldn't take that long.
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Mar 27, 2014 20:33
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No, Gordon tweeted earlier that Kitchen Nightmares is returning on April 11, MasterChef in May, Hotel Hell in July. e: jinx!
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Mar 27, 2014 22:05
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Nope, it is a revisit apparently.
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Apr 3, 2014 23:05
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liltimshady posted:10 donkeys down, 9 to go. Anton always confuses the poo poo out of me because his voice is the same as old Chef Scott's. I miss him 
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May 23, 2014 01:22
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I hadn't realized Joe used to be fat but holy poo poo thank you for bringing that to my attention. He pulls off his persona pretty well now, but he was supergoon.
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May 29, 2014 03:39
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What the gently caress did she think the squid was? Ugh, she gets on my nerves.
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May 30, 2014 01:08
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Keshia and especially Gabriel dodged an insane bullet tonight. He couldn't have cut them both and kept Sandra?
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May 30, 2014 01:58
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I want the part where Anton gets owned by Andi to be true, though  Calling your superior a "little girl" makes it beyond clear that Anton isn't fit to work in, much less command, any kitchen with women. Or human beings. Or food.
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Jun 6, 2014 17:40
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KennyMan666 posted:I think you need to be reminded that Elise made it to the final three. 
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Jun 6, 2014 21:13
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I don't understand how you're rooting for Anton now. Gonna be good watching him get his rear end handed to him tonight. e: god I love the taste test, everyone is always loving braindead Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jun 13, 2014 |
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Jun 13, 2014 01:02
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Ghostpilot posted:Wow, he's really cutting them some slack by allowing an answer of "beef" to "filet mignon." Twee as gently caress posted:I was only half-watching last week, did he do something really bad that I missed?
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Jun 13, 2014 01:15
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I think Scott is really good, we should see him in the final few. Joy is looking like a likely winner. Rochelle should go farther than people are saying. Keshia, Gabriel, Jason, and Anton are more than ready to go. And yeah that was a super inadequate rear end-handing. He saved the worst stuff for interviews (because he's all mouth) so they didn't have a good reason to kick him harder. But Jesus, the thought of that dude in charge of a kitchen. Or anyone, really.
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Jun 13, 2014 01:54
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I don't even remember Rochelle being homesick. She just said "oh I want a family someday" and everyone went  WOMEN
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Jun 13, 2014 01:58
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I think they knew it was a bullshit reason to put her up, they just latched onto it to try to get rid of competition.
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Jun 13, 2014 02:03
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Basebf555 posted:Andi yelling at him like that was unnecessary considering he had already been chided by Ramsay
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Jun 13, 2014 18:24
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1st AD posted:The fix is in but at least Ahran called it out for what it was, even though she seemed really intimidated by Joe challenging her, "well why do you think there's favoritism on our part?" I am legit surprised Leslie didn't suck, let alone that he did well. Mr. Malibu making donuts?
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Jun 18, 2014 04:11
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He's not even remotely known for his cooking. I mean I'm sure he can cook better than me, but he's introduced as a "restaurateur" and even then it's because of his mom. The most that he's actually publicly proven is that if you give him a shitload of someone else's money, he can invest it in good restaurants. That's what he's known for. e: or did you mean Mr. Malibu In that case I'm mostly surprised he blew everyone away at donuts and not at, I don't know, kale smoothies.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:17
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Also with the shirt-changing.
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I don't remember what happened, but I thought there was bad blood between them going in, so his mispronunciation of her name seemed deliberate (to her and to me). Then he was just a huge rear end in a top hat with the world's most sarcastic apology, saying she had to respect him when he didn't give enough of a poo poo to get her name right, she had to say please and thank you when he'd been barking orders at her for half the challenge . . . just a total rear end in a top hat. If she were a little older she hopefully would've stayed cool enough to respond instead of getting so angry and frustrated she cried, but I totally understand why she did.
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Bob Morales posted:So according to the commercial I saw last night for MasterChef, "for the first time in history someone presents the judges with a dish that they didn't cook."
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My face would've visibly fallen when they announced "and a second MasterChef champion!" and brought out Alexander instead of Christine. Do you think anyone's dumb enough to think a pannacotta isn't cooked? Probably not, I hope?
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Hardcore aerial work is insane, whether it's pole or silks -- like it should seriously be an Olympic sport. IIRC Courtney actually billed herself as a "stripper" or "exotic dancer" for the first few episodes before switching to "aerial dancer." That makes me think it's not the most legit claim.
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My favorite was when the GM was all, "I don't have hotel experience, but I was a restaurant manager so it's not too different," and Gordon got pissy because it's sooooo different that restaurant->hotel experience doesn't translate. Meanwhile Gordon is doing Hotel Hell. . . .
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Jul 22, 2014 16:22
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The boxed pasta was obviously also part of the competition since it was in the pantry. Good boxed pasta isn't bad anyway, I think it's more that using it when you have an hour is laziness or just not taking the opportunity to shine. I don't think it would even be possible to make pasta from scratch in that half an hour, since the dough has to rest. I just don't think Barilla is automatically make or break -- depends on the rest of the dish. For what it's worth, Joe Bastianich's Eataly is packed with every possible shape of Barilla.
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Past seasons of Hotel Hell have been on Hulu as they aired. It might just take more than 24 hours to go up?
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I still can't believe anyone would marry Jason, let alone that she did. Not that she's a model, but she's still leagues above him, and that's before considering his personality. PS look at me callin' it Anne Whateley posted:I think the cute guy is good, right? Like one of the quiet ones who flies below the radar and ends up making it to the finale. And Joy. If she doesn't flip out and start drama, I think she could win. Anne Whateley posted:I think Scott is really good, we should see him in the final few. Joy is looking like a likely winner. Rochelle should go farther than people are saying. Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jul 25, 2014 |
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Jul 25, 2014 01:13
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Hahaha these guys are loving insane for picking Chris, Anton, and whatshisname before Rochelle, Melanie, Keshia. Except for feuds, don't finalists usually mostly choose in reverse order of elimination?liltimshady posted:She's not his wife, she's his girlfriend...But your point still stands.
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Jul 25, 2014 01:30
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Throwing her out is going to clinch it for Scott. Gordon will see he has standards and he can take charge and make tough calls. Jason thinks he should've thrown Sandra out, but he was too much of a whining wuss to actually do it.
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Jul 25, 2014 01:52
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When did champagne become "water pistols, but fancy"?Ghostpilot posted:My being able to understand every word and colloquialism Keisha uttered is all the proof that I've been in the South far too long.
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GBS Gordon worship thread, not wrongGhostpilot posted:Not even close. Phil gives zero fucks. I know Ramsay has a brother that was a drug addict, but alcoholism is far, far harder to kick.
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When he was a kid, his mom was a cocktail waitress there. I definitely think this is when he developed his weird fixation. When he was in his 30s and the owner was in her 60s, they married. She died, he got all her money and the hotel. Now he's dating the hotel's general manager, who's also 30 years older than him. The most interesting/telling/crazy thing to me is that it's not like he found a girlfriend somewhere else and installed her as the GM. He started dating this one, who had been at the hotel since the early '70s. So she was super aware of all this poo poo, she probably knew him as a kid, she definitely had a front-row seat when he got involved with the owner, and she still got in on that. That's what I really want to know about. "Oh honey, you're my second choice among all the women 30 years older than me who work at this hotel."
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I thought that was a Hotel Hell thing. I haven't noticed butt, but there has been a lot of shoulders and back. He's so down on himself, I think it has to be an obligation. Fox knows every housewife is all over it.
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Aug 2, 2014 04:15
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You know what I really want, I want to be on set when they're talking Gordon into filming the credits sequences.
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That was amazing. I'm going to need a screenshot of him pulling back looking more horrified than a Boy Scout.
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Aug 5, 2014 02:09
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I think they've figured out the FCC will let them say "semen" once per episode.
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If they built it all themselves, how are they $1m in debt? The whole thing is super hosed, isn't it. There's no way she could buy him out and no way he'll stop doofusing around.
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Aug 5, 2014 02:39
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1st AD posted:Like later in the show the other brother, when asked how much money he made, was all "oh I uh, made a couple hundred bucks" and his wife lied and said $500.
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Well, it does say "Ramsay also has more than $8.4 million in personal guarantees sunk into the company." But also, "The documents released only relate to Ramsay’s British business." Oh. Well, never mind.
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Nothing has come out about the Joy thing afaik, but I hope we get the dirt someday. Leslie is definitely the jerk of the season. "He antagonizes people" is a quick route to being the bad guy / the disliked rear end in a top hat.
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