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Slightly Toasted posted:I only see bones You poor bastard.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2014 03:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 09:26 |
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- 2 "IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 17 "BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 2 "C'MERE!" - 33 "SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 6 "GET OUT!!" - 40 General rear end-Kissing - 12 General Douchebaggery - 155 Food Smashed or Thrown - 8 Emotional Breakdown - 14 - 3 Misleading Preview Moments - 15 Tiebreaker: DiMarco. I can't resist someone who makes gnocchi. At least my streak of picking the first person out was ended last season. Writer Cath fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Mar 14, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 02:34 |
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YAY! So excited.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 00:48 |
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Sticky Keys Man posted:"Culinary Jesus?" What, because Ramsay's going to crucify you? Better than Ramsay's illegitimate bastard over there.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:08 |
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A loving tie?!
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:19 |
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I think she's insane.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:19 |
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goku im piss posted:culinary Jesus was just nailed to his own cross Goddamnit, that's who I picked?
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:20 |
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You guys can always rely on my tiebreakers to be the worst
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:27 |
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I wonder how long it took him to think up "Rock out with my crockpot out." Because that line sucked. That sucked hard.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:29 |
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liltimshady posted:Nicole looks lost. Is... is this Pet Island?
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:30 |
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raditts posted:Touch those scallops! Do they feel like dick tips to you?! "I wouldn't gently caress someone else's wife with those dick tips!"
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:33 |
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Kammat posted:Man did I undercount the douchbaggery. After last year, I went into triple digits.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:35 |
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beetee posted:Guys, I'm done. So'll be over here ok? Do whatever, I'm cool. Holy poo poo, starting the :get out: counter early!
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:36 |
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Brock Samson posted:Chef my dick actually gets bullet hard chef! C'mere, you!
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:42 |
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The douche chills are going to give me pneumonia!
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:43 |
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liltimshady posted:More like Burger King. Tanning salons and mental institutions. The narrator is such a smug rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:46 |
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Shitenshi posted:"Chef, can I suck your balls?" "If it'll teach how the proper texture of a scallop, yes."
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:50 |
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dovetaile posted:Is it possible to put everyone up for elimination? Bionic Dave couldn't save this group. Or could he?
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:51 |
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I am very passionate, Chef. Can you not see it seeping out of my pores?
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:56 |
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I have all the adjectives necessary to make this speech memorized .... uh... Chef.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:57 |
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Brock Samson posted:Somebody save Goron please. Gowron should be Ramsay's assistant host.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:57 |
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Oh yes, I can definitely see Ramsay turning into a big teddy bear this season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-1dYeY2A5Y
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 15:06 |
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Propaganda Machine posted:That wasn't an ambulance call. But it more than likely featured a lovely white coat.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 13:42 |
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Asiina posted:The entire season is filmed before even the first episode airs. There's a new episode once a week, but the actual time during episodes is only 2-3 days at the most. So even near the end of the season the contestants have only been gone from their families for maybe 2 weeks, but because when it airs it's actually been months since the first episode, they play it up like they've been gone for SO LONG! I think that's why so many people drop out with medical issues. While for the viewer there's a whole week in between, the reality is that it's actually a high stress, low sleep environment for the contestants, which would compound underlying health problems.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2014 16:39 |
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Why do I keep thinking this show is on at 9?
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 02:15 |
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"You know what symbolizes everlasting love to me? A location of high stress where people get yelled at till they crack."
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 01:32 |
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Brock Samson posted:Microwave woman in the basement? Bizarre! Everyone knows you grill woman
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2014 02:40 |
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Brocktoon posted:Okay, I'm finally gonna do it after talking about it since Season 1. This weekend is my wife's birthday and I'm going to loving make her beef wellington. Any advice from people in this thread who have made it before? Take some from the man himself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXIPhxL5XA And follow it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 05:24 |
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surf rock posted:Christina was good, but it would've been better if it were Dave from season 6. As long as he doesn't maim himself every episode. But even if he did, it'd be hilarious.
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 01:33 |
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Sticky Keys Man posted:Dave should be the sous chef for the men's team. Yes, but that would seriously handicap the women's side. He'd just do everything. I'd like to see Dave vs. this entire crop of chefs.
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 01:34 |
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surf rock posted:The team that wins collapses the vast majority of the time. I wonder if it's a combination of jetlag and hangover.
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 01:43 |
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Mad Dragon posted:Choking on the chicken station. Sounds like someone needs their salad tossed.
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# ¿ May 2, 2014 01:51 |
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Brocktoon posted:I would kill to see Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen paperwork. He has six different stamps with the word "Donkey" in different fonts and three fire extinguishers and an autographed photo of Jean-Phillipe.
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# ¿ May 9, 2014 04:08 |
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OmegaBR posted:Best of the remaining competitors having a meltdown. Ahhh, the Van Maneuver.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 01:11 |
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Ramsay doesn't handle tears well.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 01:14 |
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liltimshady posted:Master Yelper? The Yelp Cabal!
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 01:17 |
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Honestly, I think the show's at a point where they could do a second chance season. Have people vote on who they'd like to see come back and run with it.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 14:19 |
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raditts posted:I don't think you remember how insufferable some of the people are that make it far. Beardo this season is bad enough, do you really want to take the chance of having to watch Sabrina or Jay the Blue-Haired Douche or Mr. "Wee Chef" again? I certainly don't. Fine then. I want a season with Bionic Dave hosting.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 15:07 |
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I'll tune into HK, because I completely ignored this past season so I'm fresh.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 04:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 09:26 |
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Tired Moritz posted:Would watch a show that consist of just Hell's Kitchen previews. I would watch the show the previews are based on. With the murder and the screaming and the earthquakes and ambulances and sabotage.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 13:04 |