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[Wha...]What are you doinnnng?! also appears a few times an episode, I think.
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Mar 7, 2014 21:55
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I haven't seen the previews yet. Is there the token morbidly obese man who will inevitably pass out mid service?
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Mar 8, 2014 17:13
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The Reckoning is upon us.
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Apr 12, 2014 01:01
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I forgot about that poor server she screamed at for no reason. My cousin has BPD and she does that all the time. (Get away from me! Why are you walking away when I'm talking [screaming] at you?!)
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Apr 12, 2014 01:12
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Wow. Wow wow wow.
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Apr 12, 2014 01:38
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The reporter is actually leaning back in her seat. I'd be terrified if I were her.
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Apr 12, 2014 01:57
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I think the last time I heard pansy as an insult was in a movie about middle schoolers in the 80s.
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Apr 12, 2014 02:00
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I've seen better pizzas come out of a box from the freezer section.
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Apr 12, 2014 02:04
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I wonder how many couples divorce after being on KN. Not because of money, but because of the, actually, this is what I've thought about you for the past few years...
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Apr 12, 2014 02:08
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raditts posted:"I NO STEAL THE TIPS!" He's Israeli. Sometimes the translation gets messed up in the best ways. My friends aunt once asked a waiter "Why are you not loving the chicken? In Israel we are always loving the chicken." She meant tenderizing.
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Apr 12, 2014 02:16
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I think it's weird that an older Greek man would open an Italian restaurant instead of a Greek restaurant. At least do Mediterranean in general.
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Apr 12, 2014 02:25
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This is just great. A woman with no restaurant experience and no exposure to real Italian food opens an Italian restaurant and hires a physically abusive dish washer as a chef.
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Apr 26, 2014 01:13
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This is what happens when people who are only used to eating at chain restaurants that microwave all of their food try to open their own restaurant. They actually don't know what real, fresh, good food tastes like.
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Apr 26, 2014 01:27
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I feel like, despite the cook seeming like an rear end in a top hat, you can't really blame the cook for bad food if he isn't being allowed to cook. He's just slapping different frozen foods together on a plate because that's what the crazy owner wants him to do.
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Apr 26, 2014 01:36
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"They're not frozen. They start out as frozen." I could watch this lady get her poo poo ruined for hours and hours.
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Apr 26, 2014 01:57
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I really feel like Ramsay should just Trunchbull it every restaurant and make the owners/chefs/whoever is defending the food sit down and eat an ounce or two of each of their dishes that they love so much.
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Apr 26, 2014 02:03
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"WHO INTERROGATES IT?! YOU DO!"
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Apr 26, 2014 02:06
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If a coworker attempted to assault me and our boss didn't fire him, I'd never get in his face about how disrespectful he was to her. I think I'd sit there harboring 3 years of hate for the boss.
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Apr 26, 2014 02:12
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Oh man, you mean as an owner you have to go to the back AND HELP THE STAFF?! While helping out in the front sometimes?! Does he even need to come into work if all they do is throw poo poo in the microwave?
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Apr 26, 2014 02:17
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Well, Janelle, the thing is your mom actually is a stupid bitch.
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Apr 26, 2014 02:20
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^^I feel the same way. Unlike other episodes, this wasn't a case of the owner falling on hard personal times or becoming jaded after 30 years and eventually the quality of food suffered. This woman had her "cooks" throw everything in the microwave from day 1. Edit: And even if she didn't know that guy was methed the gently caress out, gently caress you lady. He tried to assault your daughter. Edit 2: Kevin kind of seems like he wants to learn as much about real cooking and then get the hell out of that poo poo town as soon as possible. KIT HAGS fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Apr 26, 2014 |
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Apr 26, 2014 02:44
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I swear I've seen the lady with the short hair and denim jacket on a different show.
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May 27, 2014 01:03
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dovetaile posted:I'm rooting for the lady wearing the all-denim outfit myself. I think you missed the guy with a wooden bow tie. Edit: There's a British man dressed as a clown. KIT HAGS fucked around with this message at 01:07 on May 27, 2014 |
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May 27, 2014 01:05
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"Make your life story" Pours Chef Boyardee in a bowl and garnish it with plantain chips because I was raised a latchkey kid.
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May 27, 2014 01:10
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Spalding posted:Cold or heated? Depends. Are there clean bowls in the cabinet and how long until Sailor Moon comes on?
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May 27, 2014 01:14
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What did they tell bow tie guy? Besides leave, I mean.
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May 27, 2014 01:16
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I guffawed at the red head getting excited even when it wasn't her name being called.
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May 27, 2014 01:27
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You amateur home cooks should be aspiring to cook like a dozen plus Michelin star chef. Edit: I missed it...was all the food provided by WAL*MART?
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May 27, 2014 01:39
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Meowbot posted:I haven't had home made meatloaf in probably 15 years. I've had it at a restaurant a few times since but it is making me reminiscent about the meatloaf we used to have as a kid. I made this Moroccan meatloaf and it came out really good. Instead of gravy, I made my own tahini sauce. If you can find sesame paste at the market, the jar will have the recipe for it. http://recipes.aarp.org/recipes/moroccan-meatloaf
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Jun 3, 2014 05:18
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This is from a few pages back, but I'm sure the fact that they put that guy's soul food restaurants in locations where soul food is a novelty and not a staple also helped lead to their demise.
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Jun 3, 2014 18:47
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"It looks like some serious stuff is about to go down." No it's not. You guys are wearing dresses and/or your best shoes in the desert on a Fox reality show.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:03
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Ughhh I can't wait til this part is over. I understand it's a show and they need ratings but goddamn being able to prepare 500 portions of a full meal in an hour is not indicative of how good your palate is or your plating or technical skill as a cook.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:18
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I cannot believe Jaimee is a real person and not a constructed character and I hate how long it takes for her to get one sentence out.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:47
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Is it me or did Elise and Jaimee go up barefoot? That's how I'd do MasterChef.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:49
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Send them both home they're both garbage.
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Jun 10, 2014 01:51
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Honestly after having to sit through Kristi last season I don't even mind.
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Jun 17, 2014 01:14
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I rarely get a sweet tooth, and when I do, I only take a few bites--I've never eaten my own birthday cake--so to see every episode end in desserts is so boring to me. Edit: This means Courtney won't get the boot tonight. KIT HAGS fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Jun 17, 2014 01:27
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"Your dough looks like baby poo poo. Don't give up!"
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Joe looks like the kind of guy who has terrible breath and all the contestants don't even pay attention to what he says. They just try to breathe around their cheek somehow and rush off the stage.
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