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Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Am I the only one that noticed that Jason (guy in preview trying to eat the baby goat) is the same guy from Season 9 who got sick and had to leave on the first day?

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Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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- 2
"IT'S RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW" - 15
"BIG BOY!/STUPID COW!" - 5
"C'MERE!" - 18
"SHUT! IT! DOOOOWWWWWN!!!!" - 14
"GET OUT!!" - 30
General rear end-Kissing - 12
General Douchebaggery - 28
Food Smashed or Thrown - 10
Emotional Breakdown - 6
- 3
Misleading Preview Moments - 7

(Tiebreaker) Winner = Chris

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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"Culinary Jesus?" What, because Ramsay's going to crucify you?

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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oh my god

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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drat, the women are being RUINED.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Well, he's proven himself to be a huge disrespectful rear end, so he's either going to challenge Ramsay to a fight oooooor make it to black jackets.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Melanie reminds me of Ann Coulter somehow.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Michael is officially Lacey with a penis.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Obligatory knife plug.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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"I've cooked risotto, like, a million times!"

"FUCKIN' RUNNY"

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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God, it's the season of quitters.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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This loving Red team.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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FORTY SECONDS, FORTY SECONDS

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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"Chef, can I stay??"

When has that ever worked?

WORST OPENING NIGHT EVER

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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It's always the sign of a winner when Gordon asks a question and they just shrug.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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I still can't believe Ralph told Ramsay "I haven't made a mistake yet" after Ramsay nominated him, and SURVIVED.

...Oh, what am I talking about, it's Hell's Kitchen. I perfectly believe it.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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C'mon, Anton, this is your chance to finally score.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Dave should be the sous chef for the men's team.

Speaking of the men's team, I can't wait to see how they gently caress up and lose their momentum.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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I love the way every Hell's Kitchen season has a southern food service, and every time there is, there's the one southern chef who's like, "This is MY SERVICE," and then they gently caress up.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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I'm not gonna throw no one under the bus, *throws Jessica under the bus*, "flustrated"

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Oh, God, Ramsay's blatantly going to stoke the drama flames in the next episode.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Famous last words: "There's no way Chef Ramsay will dislike my food!"

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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I want him and Mary from HK11 to have a staring contest

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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I'm glad they made this one a two-parter, Lord knows they might have to cut some of these aimless arguments with only one.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Ghostpilot posted:

There's definitely be a greater emphasis on the drama. I mean, it was always there before, but since the ABC episode it's been taken up to an 11 or 13.

Fae and Mark really need to be taken out of the equation for this place to succeed.

It's not even interesting drama, like ABC, it's just a bunch of half-assed whining. I prefer the episodes where Ramsay is yelling at the staff and not the staff yelling at each other.

Maybe the grody kitchen inspection will cheer me up.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Oh, God, the meat cylinder.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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This is a "staff meeting" in the same way Jerry Springer is "couple's counseling."

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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I can't believe Ramsay praised Jessica after she left a toothpick on one of those dishes. I mean, gently caress.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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"The problem with Anton is, uh, that he's a stupid idiot."

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Ramsay looked like he was trying not to laugh when he was yelling about the fries and salad.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
Just my package...

Aahahahaha, this isn't gonna loving work at all, Gabriel.

And he just has this smug look like, "yes, my perfect plan, set in motion..."

Edit: ...welp

Sticky Keys Man fucked around with this message at May 16, 2014 around 00:58

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Well, I mean, I guess it's possible that Ralph was going to get a surprise elimination even if Gabriel hadn't thrown him in.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Anton has literally never seen a woman since college.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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First he forgets an ingredient from the market, then he forgets another loving ingredient on his dish. I swear, this guy's just been coasting by on luck since episode one.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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This season has set a new low on cliffhangers. "Oh, no, closed to the public?! It couldn't possibly be a private party!"

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Chef Ramsay wants to hear Kashia more, he's probably the only one.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Predicting Gabriel goes home.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Rochelle's hosed when/if she gets to final two and can't come up with her own menu.

Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Gangster as gently caress.

Also, Rochelle smiles even when she cries. I can't decide if it's cute or loving weird.

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Sticky Keys Man
Oct 24, 2007
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Gabriel and Richard definitely going up if Blue loses. Gabriel drat sure better be going.

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