Bellator Season 10: The Colossus of Road Shows

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Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Mpumbu is real bad

Rampage is gonna end up bellator champ this division is such garbage

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:11

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:35

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:11

Gregor Samsa: Sep 5, 2007; Nietzsche's Mustache

Again,

MassRafTer posted:

but who gives a gently caress.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:11

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

Haha this tournament is such a joke

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:12

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

I just won better drink some MONSTER $$$$

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:12

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Rampage Is Back (in the hotel kitchen please call security.)

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:12

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Rampage/Mo is going to be so bad, y'all.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:12

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

this can wasn't even rocked by a punch when he fell, and then he got literally knocked out by weak hammerfist-range punches in sideguard.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:13

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Rampage is dumb. This is dumb.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:13

Stimulus: Mar 25, 2005

HAHAHAH

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:13

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Hahaha this poo poo man. Jokes.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:13

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Sometimes these things happen in Bellator

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:13

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

fatherdog posted:

Rampage/Mo is going to be so bad, y'all.

Probably not as bad as the rematch in TNA, though

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:13

TheReverend: Jun 21, 2005

Strikeforce:Nashville2

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:13

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

fatherdog posted:

Rampage/Mo is going to be so bad, y'all.

it's going to look exactly like that terrible first round did except the part where the one guy fell down to create the illusion rampage is still effective at something

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:13

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Please get the gently caress out of this company Chandler/Alvarez

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:14

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

fatherdog posted:

Rampage/Mo is going to be so bad, y'all.

It couldn't be worse than we imagine it will be, right?

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:14

Julio Cesar Fatass: Jul 24, 2007; "...."

Chexoid posted:

Rampage Is Back (in the hotel kitchen please call security.)

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:14

Fentry: Mar 7, 2003

Bellator is such a loving farce

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:14

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

That whole card was so loving bad, that I'm seriously considering waking up early tomorrow to see some real fights and wash that putrid display of MMA out of my head.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:18

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

@SherdogRewind posted:

Mohegan regulator Mike Mazzulli tells me likely no sanctions for Rampage/Mo scuffle b/c Bellator told him at weigh-ins it would happen

Tee-hee!

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:35

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Missed the show, anyone got a clip or gif of the scuffle?

# ? Mar 1, 2014 05:35

Super Deuce: May 25, 2006; TOILETS
Oh, I like the smell of my own dumps.

Rampage was pretty funny in the press conference.

# ? Mar 1, 2014 07:31

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

fatherdog posted:

Rampage/Mo is going to be so bad, y'all.

Rebney: 'Rampage' vs. 'King Mo' tourney final may end up on PPV

�Stylistically, I like what I see with �Rampage� and �Mo.� Those two guys throwing could make for electricity,� he said.

# ? Mar 2, 2014 07:21

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Jack@SherdogRewind posted:

Here's what Mohegan regulatory head Mike Mazzulli told me about the Rampage/Mo fight and if there would be any sanctions:

Mazzulli: You saw me get up there, and I did look at it, and I�ll review the tape later. But I know for a fact, you know, no one got hurt. It was Rampage is Rampage, and King Mo is King Mo, and the bottom line is, tickets got to be sold. And you know what? I�ll review it. Highly unlikely I will fine anybody. No one got hurt. It was just a push.

Me: As a regulator, is it important for you to know from Bellator or Spike that that was pre-planned in any way? That must be germaine to your looking into it, right?

Mazzulli: Oh, absolutely. You hit the nail on the head. I was told about it, I was told about it yesterday at the weigh-in, and that�s why there would be no cause and effect to it.

Me: So you had an idea?

Mazzulli: I absolutely had a, yeah. And it�s something I don�t like speaking about. But, you know, you ask me the question, I�m going to tell you the truth. It�s going to be an interesting fight between the two.

# ? Mar 2, 2014 17:58

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

It's a shame the cans didn't pull out wins to screw it all up.

# ? Mar 2, 2014 18:18

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

Could he have meant that they told him that they were going to bring the other tournament finalist into the cage after the fight to have a stare down hype off but not necessarily that the scuffle was preplanned (all the while knowing it was likely because of the two involved)?

# ? Mar 2, 2014 20:34

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Ninja PD posted:

Could he have meant that they told him that they were going to bring the other tournament finalist into the cage after the fight to have a stare down hype off but not necessarily that the scuffle was preplanned (all the while knowing it was likely because of the two involved)?

No, because he said it being pre-planned is the reason there'd be no suspensions for a pull-apart brawl. Pre-planning "having two guys in the same general vicinity" is not a mitigating factor for that. Pre-planning a shoving match is.

# ? Mar 2, 2014 20:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

fatherdog posted:

No, because he said it being pre-planned is the reason there'd be no suspensions for a pull-apart brawl. Pre-planning "having two guys in the same general vicinity" is not a mitigating factor for that. Pre-planning a shoving match is.

I hope Spang was brought in to coordinate the shoving.

# ? Mar 2, 2014 21:50

Dr. Pancakes: Aug 12, 2011; Thank you for not eating me without syrup

omg chael crash posted:

Missed the show, anyone got a clip or gif of the scuffle?

http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/10535070/bellator-110-jackson-stops-mpumbu-round-1

I found that on espn, the shoving match looked really fake.

# ? Mar 2, 2014 21:52

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Bellator ended up with 880,000 viewers, peaked at 1.1 million for the Rampage fight. So they were barely above their average for last season.

# ? Mar 4, 2014 00:29

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

What's War Machine been up to? Oh, not much, just struggling to buy a Slurpee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

(Yuriy thinks I am mean to War Machine for calling him a dumb idiot-baby. Anyone else wanna weigh in on the subject?)

# ? Mar 5, 2014 18:13

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

I love War Machine so god drat much.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 19:26

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

I'm happier we get War Machine youtubes talking about what the gently caress ever instead of reading War Machine warrants and police blotters.

Plus he and Christy Mack are insufferable on twitter its kinda :3:

# ? Mar 5, 2014 20:01

Ogantai: Apr 21, 2003; Full of bologna

In other Bellator fighter/beverage related news:

http://www.bellator.com/articles/moster-energy-becomes-bellator-official-energy-drink-sponsor

quote:

ewport Beach, Calif. (February 25, 2014) � Bellator MMA, the world�s largest global tournament based mixed martial arts promotion and Monster Energy, the world�s leading energy drink company, announced today a new multi-year relationship making Monster Energy the �Official Energy Drink Partner� of Bellator.

On Friday, February 28th, live on Spike TV, the alliance formally kicks off during Bellator�s Season 10 Premiere from the Mohegan Sun Casino in Uncasville, CT. Monster Energy will be strategically integrated throughout the Bellator live event experience. Monster will own highly visible inventory inside the Bellator cage and activate at various consumer touch points in-arena. In addition, Monster is extending their Monster Girl program with a marquee position in sponsoring the Bellator Girls.

Monster has also expanded its athlete roster with the addition of MMA icon Quinton �Rampage� Jackson to their stable of sponsored athletes. The Monster logo will be featured prominently on Jackson�s fight gear as �Rampage� prepares for his February 28th Light Heavyweight Tournament debut.

�When sponsorship opportunities arise like the Monster Energy alliance, fighter involvement is paramount,� Bellator Chairman & CEO Bjorn Rebney said. �Bellator�s talent connects with Monster�s brand identity and as this partnership continues to develop, you will see more Bellator fighters have the opportunity to be involved with the Monster Energy brand. This benefits our fighters both financially and from an exposure perspective. It really is a win-win for everyone involved.�

Who else to promote your energy drink than Quinton "(energy drink fueled) Rampage" Jackson?

# ? Mar 5, 2014 20:28

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

LobsterMobster posted:

What's War Machine been up to? Oh, not much, just struggling to buy a Slurpee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

(Yuriy thinks I am mean to War Machine for calling him a dumb idiot-baby. Anyone else wanna weigh in on the subject?)

he also thinks Matt Riddle owns so you're probably in the right here

# ? Mar 5, 2014 21:04

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

BELLATOR 111, FRIDAY, MARCH 7TH, 2014 :siren:

Prelims - Bellator.com, 7:00 PM ET

Bantamweight - Chris "El Guapo" Gutierrez vs Justin "The Kid" McNally
Franklinweight - Matt "Fight" Jones vs Abdul Razak Alhassan
Featherweight - Treston Thomison vs Stephen "The Fear" Banaszak
Lightweight - Chris "Lionheart" Jones vs Brent Primus
Supperweight - Eric "American Soldier" Prindle vs Javy "Eye Candy" Ayala
Middleweight - Cortez "The Crazy Cowboy" Coleman vs Daniel Miller
Supperweight Tournament Quarter-Final - Blagoi "Baga" Ivanov vs Richard "Rare Breed" Hale

Main Card - Spike TV, 9:00 PM ET

Supperweight Tournament Quarter-Final - Peter "The Chief" Graham vs Siala "Mighty Mo" Siliga
Supperweight Tournament Quarter-Final - Alexander "Drago" Volkov vs Mark "The Machine" Holata
Supperweight Tournament Quarter-Final - Lavar "Big" Johnson vs Ryan Martinez
Bantamweight title - Eduardo "Dudu" Dantas vs Anthony Leone

Reasons to watch Bellator:

- HOLY poo poo LOOKIT ALL THOSE SUPPERWEIGHT FIGHTS Y'ALL! :woop:

- Edward Dentist is p. cool
- Mighty Mo gonna sub Peter Graham, probably
- Will Eric Prindle destroy another man's groin? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
- Primus Sucks

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:25

TheCool69: Sep 23, 2011

LobsterMobster posted:

Bantamweight - Chris "El Guapo" Gutierrez vs Justin "The Kid" McNally

What?? Somebody else is using Bas Ruttens nickname?

# ? Mar 7, 2014 01:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheCool69 posted:

What?? Somebody else is using Bas Ruttens nickname?

A shameful and lamentable dustman, I'm sure

# ? Mar 7, 2014 03:20

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:35

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Mother. Fucker.

quote:

@MMAInjury 3m
War Machine out of Bellator tourney. His twitter indicates back injury with leg numbness, possible weakness. Herniated disc. #BellatorMMA

# ? Mar 7, 2014 17:57

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