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Fuckin' alligators. Punching sharks is where it's at. Not even punching them...MOIDERIZING them. This is all old hat to someone like Black Dynamite, of course. The dialog onomatopoeiae are pretty badass as well. Black Dynamite - Slave Island, of course. 
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muscles like this? posted:It'd probably be prohibitively expensive but they really should have put one of those greeting card sound chips in each issue keyed so that whenever you turned to or from a page where Black Dynamite does something awesome you hear the DYNAMITE DYNAMITE. You'd get kicked out of libraries due to repeated noise violations. I'd seen people fight sharks before, but never seen a shark get stabbed and have its throat slit by its dorsal fin. blurb blurb blurb
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muscles like this? posted:So, uh, they're dead? No, that's just how Kal looks anytime he's been pushed past his endurance. He always gets a little dessicated. When the sun shines down on him he'll be fine.
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Teenage Fansub posted:How do you get Aquaman angry enough to guest star in a gritty Batman comic? Please tell me that's an Alien spinoff and Batman and the waterguy are going to fight whaliens. 
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Galactus being...petty just seems kinda silly.
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That's terrible/derivative/boring design. She looks like Katie Fairchild from Gen13, also.
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Apr 10, 2014 02:32
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Say Nothing posted:I'm guessing that version of Molly was from one possible future, so maybe she won't turn out to be a giant, roided-out steampunk reject. She was strong enough to do that when she was twelve.
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Apr 10, 2014 16:53
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goatface posted:Are those ~40 ninjas all rappelling from two 2-seater Apaches? They weren't rapelling, they were dangling.
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Apr 12, 2014 16:49
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Aren't they dimensional portals or whatever? There shouldn't be any pushback.
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May 31, 2014 05:59
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I knew they'd end up killing them. Those dirty sons of bitches. Those super-super herpes aren't even heroes anymore, they're just...self-preserving bullies.
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Jun 15, 2014 05:01
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Now THAT'S a package Namor's delivering...with a capital 'P'. 
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Aug 11, 2014 18:37
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Say Nothing posted:Yes, why not? What was badass about what you posted? A lizard guy with a tongue? Did anything happen in that episode you linked?
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Aug 15, 2014 05:43
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First Bass posted:What? Inhumans can't breath regular Earth air? Do most writers just ignore this or was it retconned? You speak like there's a practical difference between those two things, and like the comic industry editors give a poo poo about stuff like that.
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Kellsterik posted:James Spader as bantering supervillain was much, much better than the scary robot who kills literally every single person in a hamfisted reference to Bosnia. The very last Marvel movie will be a My Dinner With Andre-esque style 3-hour conversation between Spader-bot and Loki, with Thanos as their bumbling but loveable waiter. Fury will be a rando eating alone and angrily staring at them from across the room.
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TwoPair posted:Of course that came immediately after Galactus got chumped. Who taint-reaped him?
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Jun 7, 2015 21:29
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Well, great. Now they're just straight up drawing Groot pornography.
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Jun 27, 2015 16:09
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Malachite_Dragon posted:While I'll never get tired of seeing racist Klan shitsticks get their asses handed to them, what in the hell is going on there? Who is the super-dude? He's Johnson. A Drifter fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Who is apparently also incredibly dehydrated. Well, I mean you may as well make that comment on EVERY superhero comic EVER. You may as well just not make that comment in the first place.
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Jul 11, 2015 03:49
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Uthor posted:I'm only half way through the series. So far, the Terminators have killed everyone in the world except for one woman, she travels back in time, is stopped by the Terminators sent back in time, and all life is destroyed in the future. That page is the opening to the third issue. So, not really optimistic. They'll solve it with EVEN MORE time travel, I'm sure.
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Jul 11, 2015 20:08
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Wanderer posted:Somebody ought to write a Terminator story set in the closing days of the war against Skynet, where a mixed human-Terminator response squad is sent back from the 30th century or so to get Skynet to stop loving using so much time travel. *group of soldiers and Sarah running from a Terminator* "HE'S FROM THE FUTURE!!! LOOK OUT!" *zzzZAP* *a new figure appears, fully clothed, with weapons* "Yeah, but I'm from the future future. Come with me if you want to live." *zzzZAP* *a new figure appears, robotic, also with weapons* "Sarah Conn-" *Blam head explodes" *zzzZAP* *a new figure appears, fully clothed, with weapons* "And I'm from even more of the future. Skynet, you're being a dick. Stop it, for reals this time." *zzzZAP* *a new figure appears, fully clothed, with weapons* "Hi! I'm Sara Conner, from an alternate timeline reality wormhole. Do you guys, uhh...need anything?"
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Jiro posted:That's one of the most Probably just All Along the Watchtower.
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things I've seen outside of Ribic's run on God of Thunder. 
I assume the shoulder mounts blare a playlist comprised mainly of Iron Maiden.
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Bohemian Nights posted:Also, it's obviously grognardy as all hell, but considering it takes a full 8 minutes for light from the sun to reach the Earth, I can't help but wonder how fast WW is supposed to be hurling through space. Like, even at the speed of light she'd have quite a bit of time in the darkness to think about max and poor brucie She blacked out for an instant - relative to her, but maybe it was an hour or two while she was hurtling through space. I just think it's funny that while she and Superman were fighting to the death or whatever once Supes hits her that hard he's just chilling by the sun or something for no reason. "Okay, THIS time I punched her hard enough that she'll stop being a pain in the rear end about whatever." Like she's gonna wake up dizzy, shake her head a few times and then walk away. Drifter fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jul 14, 2015 |
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Angrymog posted:re: Superfights and collateral - that bugged me about Man of Steel; you actually see the people getting trapped in buildings and Supes does nothing to move the fight away from the city. Remember when Zod said that he'd Destroy all of humanity whether Clark was there or not? How silly would Clark have looked running away for Zod to follow him if Zod just stayed in the city destroying and killing things with no one to slow down his destruction?
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Jul 14, 2015 18:26
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Angrymog posted:Clark could have dragged the fight away from the city - I'm not suggesting he run, but that he physically move Zod away. Clark had never fought anyone before that day. He wasn't in control during that fight at all. Clark THREW Zod into SPACE. Into SPACE. How much further away from Metropolis do you want him to take that fight? Zod came back and slammed them back to metropolis and by some amount of luck Clark was able to get the upper hand and kill him.
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Madkal posted:It was destruction without consequences. At least BvS is going to deal with the aftermath of the destruction of Metropolis. In Avengers 2 Tony and the Hulk destroy some random African city and no-one seems to care. That's probably pretty realistic, too, though.
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God, when I was twelve that would have been so badass.
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Dolash posted:How the gently caress are they detaching like that? How is he flicking his fingers so hard that the fingernail flies out hard enough to incapacitate someone? He might as well shoot them with eye-lasers at that point. He picks them off first untl they're only slightly attached, or he picks them off entirely. It's not that big a deal. And he's dying of scurvy or whatever so he can peel them off. It's honestly not worth thinking about. It's just a vehicle for violence. I mean, how does Hulk hulk? There's no thought, it just happens - which is all you're supposed to care about here. It just happens.
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The Ultimates was the first time we had Sam Jackson in the Fury role, right? Like, years before the movies? I don't even know the timelines for these things.
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Fuego Fish posted:Which becomes especially sad considering that she's only showing up in the MCU as
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zoux posted:Oh so exactly like in the comics. Hopefully we'll get the giant microworld centaur boss in one of the upcoming movies.
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Capt America sounds kind of like a dick there. He's literally saying they're better than the justice system.
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Namor is literally the best.
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B.Panther and Namor being anti-buddies sounds fun. What comic should I read that has both of them?
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prefect posted:I think the next page has Namor going into the water after him and pulling off his face mask. If Strange hadn't stepped in to separate them, Stark would probably have wound up dead. And then alive again next issue. redbackground posted:Hickman's New Avengers
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Talking about Batman "cheating" is so   I hardly think taking more of a person into account than whether they can be punched to submission is 'cheating'. He just uses more than 10% of his fight-brain.
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qntm posted:And there's more gold than that in a cubic mile of sea water. The cube law is pretty cool. How could there be more gold in a cubed mile of sea water than in all of the world? Oh, above ground, I didn't read the entire thing. I'm not sure I believe you, but okay.
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Lurdiak posted:I know that Hulk is allowed to have exaggerated anatomy, but I'm really distracted by his huge Captain America-style boobs. When you've got arms the size of pickup trucks, I'd say you're allowed to have breastorals.
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Chinaman7000 posted:I like the way you think, but the real solution here is to kill yourself before you could ever end up in an alley. And that paradox would elevate you to Godhood.
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