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You know I like? The current events thread. We have a lot of high-information posts that dispels some of the bullshit going on in the world. You know what I like less? The "what if <IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION> that causes us to <THING NO RATIONAL ACTOR WOULD DO>, how would we <STUPID BULLSHIT MACGUFFIN>?" Post those in this thread.
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I'm just saying if the Russians cross the Bering Strait into Alaska you're going to be real thankful for all those F22s.
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Mar 5, 2014 20:10
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What if Obama wanted to take over the world? Who could stop him, if the Military was DTF?
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Mar 5, 2014 20:12
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Obligatory http://combatreform.org/ mention.
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Mar 5, 2014 20:13
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Trabisnikof posted:What if Obama wanted to take over the world? Who could stop him, if the Military was DTF? I would like to bring up the number of ICBM's Russia has...but then I remember Star Wars....
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Mar 5, 2014 20:13
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Gavins all the way down
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Mar 5, 2014 20:17
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My favorite from the man himself:quote:The oversized tractor-trailer crept at two miles per hour into the cargo bay of the C-5A Galaxy transport under the watchful eyes of the aircraft’s loadmaster, two flight officers, and six naval officers. Oddly, only the latter, none of whom wore aviator’s wings, were fully versed in the procedure. The vehicle’s center of gravity was precisely marked, and they watched the mark approach a particular number engraved on the cargo bay floor. The work had to be done exactly. Any mistake could fatally impair the aircraft’s trim and imperil the lives of the flight crew and passengers. (Paging iyaayas01)
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Mar 5, 2014 20:19
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What if Best Korea lobbed a couple test missiles over mainland Japan in a desperate bid for attention?
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Mar 5, 2014 20:26
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gleep gloop posted:I'm just saying if the Russians cross the Bering Strait into Alaska you're going to be real thankful for all those F22s. What if the Russians buy production rights for the J-20 and fly it together with the Pak-Fa?
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Mar 5, 2014 20:31
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http://jalopnik.com/europes-largest-oil-refinery-catches-on-fire-happens-1536368860
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Mar 5, 2014 20:36
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ArchangeI posted:What if the Russians buy production rights for the J-20 and fly it together with the Pak-Fa? Then we will need the F35.
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Mar 5, 2014 20:37
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gleep gloop posted:Then we will need the F35. With GroverLasers(tm)
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Mar 5, 2014 20:37
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gleep gloop posted:Then we will need the F35. Only one man can save us if that happens. 
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Mar 5, 2014 20:39
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Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus.
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Mar 5, 2014 21:27
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Mar 5, 2014 21:38
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What if Quebec succeeded and a Canadian Civil War broke out? e: For real this time. 
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Mar 5, 2014 21:49
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Frosted Flake posted:What if Quebec succeeded and a Canadian Civil War broke out? 
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Mar 5, 2014 21:52
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Frosted Flake posted:What if Quebec succeeded and a Canadian Civil War broke out? I'd join the army again.
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Mar 5, 2014 21:53
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Wait, you want to stop them from leaving?
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Mar 5, 2014 21:59
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Frosted Flake posted:What if Quebec succeeded and a Canadian Civil War broke out? Succeeded at seceding? Never.
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Mar 5, 2014 21:59
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Frosted Flake posted:What if Quebec succeeded and a Canadian Civil War broke out? No one would care
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Mar 5, 2014 22:02
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gleep gloop posted:No one would care France would, but only to distance themselves from Quebec
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Mar 5, 2014 22:07
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Frosted Flake posted:What if Quebec succeeded and a Canadian Civil War broke out? Now lets try this with Texas seceding. 
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Mar 5, 2014 22:09
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SentSix posted:Now lets try this with Texas seceding. And nothing of value was lost.
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Mar 5, 2014 22:11
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:And nothing of value was lost.
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Mar 5, 2014 23:08
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Then the NFL could stop bitching about going international and poo poo.
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Mar 5, 2014 23:15
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hey guys, if i enlist in united states of america army as a special forces ranger, what are my chances of getting to shoot slavs and browns like? cus i just watched the film black hawk down and felt i really connected with blackburn, though i think i have enough natural skill to not fall out of a helicopter
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Mar 5, 2014 23:31
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:hey guys, if i enlist in united states of america army as a special forces ranger, what are my chances of getting to shoot slavs and browns like? cus i just watched the film black hawk down and felt i really connected with blackburn, though i think i have enough natural skill to not fall out of a helicopter they recruit out of boot camp so you will have to show you are high speed enough to make the cut to your dril sgt so he can put you in the special training volunteer to be a cook, thats the secret signal
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Mar 5, 2014 23:33
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:hey guys, if i enlist in united states of america army as a special forces ranger, what are my chances of getting to shoot slavs and browns like? cus i just watched the film black hawk down and felt i really connected with blackburn, though i think i have enough natural skill to not fall out of a helicopter pssh look at this guy wanting to join the scrub brigade tier 0 is where its at son they only recruit if you're a bad enough dude to sneak into the white house naked
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Mar 5, 2014 23:35
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guys pls dont mock my ambition, i have been training my whole life for this. My mom just got my call of duty ghosts so i feel ill be on a tier 2 operating level prior to even meps.
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Mar 5, 2014 23:44
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Mortabis posted:Wait, you want to stop them from leaving? Hostile take-over and removal of language rights. I want to be able to say 'THIS IS CANADA, SPEAK CANADIAN, BUDDY'
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Mar 5, 2014 23:49
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:guys pls dont mock my ambition, i have been training my whole life for this. My mom just got my call of duty ghosts so i feel ill be on a tier 2 operating level prior to even meps. look man. i understand the sarcasm these guys are giving you. i'll be real though. if you haven't played black ops 2 you just aren't ready.
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Mar 5, 2014 23:51
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Hostile take-over and removal of language rights. I want to be able to say 'THIS IS CANADA, SPEAK CANADIAN, BUDDY' When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
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Mar 5, 2014 23:55
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Cole posted:look man. i understand the sarcasm these guys are giving you. i'll be real though. but ghosts gave me that astornaut skillset which i feel could be highly useful for any future space ops i might conduct as an oeprator as well as tuaght me anti-south american warfare which will be useful for guaranteed anti-cartel special operations
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Mar 6, 2014 00:05
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If you want to fight in space, join the Space Marines.
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Mar 6, 2014 00:06
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Snowdens Secret posted:When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"? Isn't poutine Canadian? Also bagged milk.
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Mar 6, 2014 00:07
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Mad Dragon posted:If you want to fight in space, join the Space Marines. i dont feel im ready for marsoc yet like i need to get all the jargon down for when im oscar mike down range noscoping russians in warsaw
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Mar 6, 2014 00:08
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Snowdens Secret posted:When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"? Right around the same time Quebec is a useful, undemanding province.
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Mar 6, 2014 00:08
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:i dont feel im ready for marsoc yet like i need to get all the jargon down for when im oscar mike down range noscoping russians in warsaw Just a reminder if he's lurking: You're a lying bitch, IDR.
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Mar 6, 2014 00:13
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Snowdens Secret posted:When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"? the traditional canadian meal is kraft dinner and beer, so like 90% of the forums says that every night
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