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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

MancXVI posted:

the traditional canadian meal is kraft dinner and beer, so like 90% of the forums says that every night

kraft dinner = kraft mac and cheese

as a michigander i'm a natural american to canadian translator

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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

MancXVI posted:

the traditional canadian meal is kraft dinner and beer, so like 90% of the forums says that every night

:canada:


(For the Americans, Kraft Dinner is just Kraft Mac and Cheese rebranded)

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

i dont feel im ready for marsoc yet like i need to get all the jargon down for when im oscar mike down range noscoping russians in warsaw

Go Air Force

Join Phoenix Raven

here, i got a ~leaked~ training video for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_kPxjgzuEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUwM_bdhXL4

18 DAYS OF INTENSE TRAINING

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

kraft mac and cheese
CHEESE AND MACARONI

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mad Dragon posted:

CHEESE AND MACARONI

trap sprung

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I have been accused of being Canadian before.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Go Air Force

Join Phoenix Raven

here, i got a ~leaked~ training video for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_kPxjgzuEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUwM_bdhXL4

18 DAYS OF INTENSE TRAINING

tjhank you friend i have enlisted in the AIR FORCE SECURITY FORCES

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Also of being a human being

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

tjhank you friend i have enlisted in the AIR FORCE SECURITY FORCES

VERBAL JUDO

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Oh come on guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0R5DTHcmGU

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Mad Dragon posted:

CHEESE AND MACARONI

look at this idiot

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Right around the same time Quebec is a useful, undemanding province.

The only real reason we keep Quebec around is because if they managed to get the PQ would be building concentration camps for 'money and ethnics' within like six months

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

What is this from? It's beautiful.

Fart Cannon
Oct 12, 2008

College Slice

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

tjhank you friend i have enlisted in the AIR FORCE SECURITY FORCES

Thanks for your service.

hazza
Mar 25, 2005

I couldn't see him, therefore I knew he was there.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

What is this from? It's beautiful.

Canadian Bacon (1995).

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

What is this from? It's beautiful.

I guess that explains why people didn't get the line

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Bacon

If you haven't seen that you probably haven't watched Strange Brew or old episodes of SCTV, and you should

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Snowdens Secret posted:

I guess that explains why people didn't get the line

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Bacon

If you haven't seen that you probably haven't watched Strange Brew or old episodes of SCTV, and you should

I've seen strange brew and sctv, just never Canadian Bacon. I'm definitely going to because it looks pretty good.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

they recruit out of boot camp so you will have to show you are high speed enough to make the cut to your dril sgt so he can put you in the special training

volunteer to be a cook, thats the secret signal

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Do the cooks in ranger bat serve in the dfac? Because regular army's sure as gently caress don't.

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
I like how even tabbed Ranger bat cooks look chubby and stubbly.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Another day has passed and the world still hasn't been ended in nuclear hellfire. I am disappointed.

Samu
Jan 11, 2010

The only thing I hate more than hippie neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they grow up to become.
Canada and the US should amass along the Mexican border and then just head south until we get bored or run out of dudes. You guys can then give us all those northern states no one cares about like Washington, Michigan, Vermont and Montana and in return we help you guys get some nice new vacation destinations.

Deal? One condition though, we invade in the winter so I can get out of gay winter warfare training.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
You guys ready to circle jerk over Russia?

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Samu posted:

Canada and the US should amass along the Mexican border and then just head south until we get bored or run out of dudes. You guys can then give us all those northern states no one cares about like Washington, Michigan, Vermont and Montana and in return we help you guys get some nice new vacation destinations.

Deal? One condition though, we invade in the winter so I can get out of gay winter warfare training.

Vermont is basically Canada anyways, they'll defect by President Cruz's third term.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Jonad posted:

Vermont is basically Canada anyways, they'll defect by President Cruz's third term.

Pretty hard to defect when the invisible hand is bullwhipping you in the bitcoin mines

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea


Super lol. Do a combat infantry course that's really tough so you can mass produce lovely food HOOAH

THIS IS MY LADLE, THIS IS MY GUN
THIS IS FOR BURGERS, THIS IS FOR FUN

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

Cole posted:

Do the cooks in ranger bat serve in the dfac? Because regular army's sure as gently caress don't.

They would have some civilians and RIP(I guess RASP nowadays) hold guys helping but the actual bat cooks would be doing a lot of the work.

Clamps McGraw posted:

Super lol. Do a combat infantry course that's really tough so you can mass produce lovely food HOOAH

THIS IS MY LADLE, THIS IS MY GUN
THIS IS FOR BURGERS, THIS IS FOR FUN

The food they would make was actually vastly superior to regular army food until their funding got cut. I remember one of the only positives of initially showing up to RIP hold was the food being better than what we were used to.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


What kinda burgers are you making that you're using a ladle

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

shyduck posted:

What kinda burgers are you making that you're using a ladle

I bet you don't eat soup with a knife either

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

CSOR also seems to have the best cooks and supporters in the Canadian Forces. I guess high-speed cooks are attracted to special forces types like everyone else.

onlyprettysure
Mar 6, 2014
the making burgers with ladle and eating soup off of knives level is always the most frustrating part of black ops 2 for me

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



cmon guys, we all know cooks are the real badasses of spec ops.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

cmon guys, we all know cooks are the real badasses of spec ops.



You could say that all of the vaginas in Seagal's reach are...Under Siege.

:v:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
that might be the worst joke i have ever heard

somewhatpathetic
Oct 21, 2012
This was supposed to be the Clancy thread.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Snowdens Secret posted:

Pretty hard to defect when the invisible hand is bullwhipping you in the bitcoin mines

In the post-nuclear libertarian utopia millions of math slaves will mine bitcoins by hand using slide rules.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I kind of liked Chris Pine as nouveau Jack Ryan. I feel bad about this.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Jonad posted:

In the post-nuclear libertarian utopia millions of math slaves will mine bitcoins by hand using slide rules.

The bitcoin mines suffered a tragic setback today when a platoon of slide rulers escaped over the fiscal cliffs using climbing lines fashioned from the straps of their boots

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

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onlyprettysure
Mar 6, 2014

u won the thread

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