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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

Jedit posted:

Is that a suggestion or a nomination?
Command :mmmhmm:

necrobobsledder posted:

I'm not sure if eating rear end refers to the equine or the behind all of a sudden

why not both

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Scott Baculum
Oct 20, 2007

Venerado, intrepido, y lagomorfo periodista de primera clase

mobby_6kl posted:

Command :mmmhmm:

why not both



:chloe:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

mobby_6kl posted:

Command :mmmhmm:

why not both



Jfc those are some upsettingly anatomically correct mares. Someone had a kink

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
And yet it's the face of the one on the right that will pursue me in nightmares

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
went to hospital, it was just a bad infection. tonight we feast on rear end once more

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

w4ddl3d33 posted:

went to hospital, it was just a bad infection. tonight we feast on rear end once more
You’re like a month too late

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

teen witch posted:

You’re like a month too late

my apologies for not posting about eating butt according to your time preferences. i was in hospital

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

w4ddl3d33 posted:

my apologies for not posting about eating butt according to your time preferences. i was in hospital
you missed the high holiday you heretic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
you’re eating rear end out of season.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

w4ddl3d33 posted:

went to hospital, it was just a bad infection. tonight we feast on rear end once more

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Sex Questions Megathread: tonight we feast on rear end once more

teen witch posted:

you’re eating rear end out of season.

Eating rear end is NEVER out of season.

amenenema
Feb 9, 2003

wesleywillis posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Sex Questions Megathread: tonight we feast on rear end once more

Eating rear end is NEVER out of season.

Username/post etc

two fish
Jun 13, 2023

What controls the quantity of ejaculate, and why is it that some men are able to produce far more than others?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

two fish posted:

What controls the quantity of ejaculate, and why is it that some men are able to produce far more than others?

Vesicles?

Drink lots of water and pineapple juice and take:

Zinc

Maca root

Horny Goat Weed

L-Lysine (also useful if you're a velociraptor)

Lecithin

And L-Arginine

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

two fish posted:

What controls the quantity of ejaculate, and why is it that some men are able to produce far more than others?

this won't increase the quantity, but sounding will result in more...gushing? ejaculation, and a more intense orgasm overall

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

w4ddl3d33 posted:

this won't increase the quantity, but sounding will result in more...gushing? ejaculation, and a more intense orgasm overall

I assume that's mostly because it's like, forgive the analogy, putting your thumb over the end of the hose

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
bingo. you also stimulate nerves that don't usually get stimulated

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
back in here with a concerning sex question. i don't have haemorrhoids - what could be causing the new sharp pain i feel every time i have anal sex?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

w4ddl3d33 posted:

back in here with a concerning sex question. i don't have haemorrhoids - what could be causing the new sharp pain i feel every time i have anal sex?

Go to your doctor ASAP

you might have torn something, or something else

but that is a question for a doctor not goons

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Also stop having anal sex if it’s painful

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

w4ddl3d33 posted:

back in here with a concerning sex question. i don't have haemorrhoids - what could be causing the new sharp pain i feel every time i have anal sex?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DjsL3hqP-P0

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD
it's not an unbearable pain, just a sharp ouchie for a moment that i never used to have before. i've heard from various people that anal sex gets harder the longer you have it but as a general rule i am very scared of serious pains in my butt so i'll probably mention it to my doctor

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
You have butt pain, a crazy fever, and a cheating partner. Please go to the doctor asap and get a full panel of tests

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Anne Whateley posted:

You have butt pain, a crazy fever, and a cheating partner. Please go to the doctor asap and get a full panel of tests

Do this.

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

Anne Whateley posted:

You have butt pain, a crazy fever, and a cheating partner. Please go to the doctor asap and get a full panel of tests

i got my sti panel back yesterday! i'm good on every front except for my very nasty chest infection and a mystery butt pain, which seems to be muscular in origin

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016
Perhaps you need to practice some anal stretches. Have you heard of a man named Kirk Johnson?

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




w4ddl3d33 posted:

back in here with a concerning sex question. i don't have haemorrhoids - what could be causing the new sharp pain i feel every time i have anal sex?

Giving or receiving?

You already mentioned going to the doctor, I don't have anything to add, but I don't want to miss the opportunity for the joke.

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

Serperoth posted:

Giving or receiving?

You already mentioned going to the doctor, I don't have anything to add, but I don't want to miss the opportunity for the joke.

watching from the chair in the corner of the hotel room

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


w4ddl3d33 posted:

watching from the chair in the corner of the hotel room

Consult your upholsterer

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

w4ddl3d33 posted:

it's not an unbearable pain, just a sharp ouchie for a moment that i never used to have before. i've heard from various people that anal sex gets harder the longer you have it but as a general rule i am very scared of serious pains in my butt so i'll probably mention it to my doctor

Is that really a thing? Does the butt develop some calluses or something?

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


mobby_6kl posted:

Is that really a thing? Does the butt develop some calluses or something?

I'm assuming they mean within a single encounter.

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

mobby_6kl posted:

Is that really a thing? Does the butt develop some calluses or something?

as you get older the tissue lining your anus thins. there are also some tentative links, from small studies, indicating that frequent anal sex can lead to the muscles of the anal canal being less tightly contracted. anecdotally, i know of guys in their late 20s-early 30s who've begun to experience more aches and pains when bottoming despite doing it for a decade (not nonstop.) i think a better way to word my previous post would be 'getting older makes anal harder and the more you do it the more likely you are to run into complications'


Xand_Man posted:

I'm assuming they mean within a single encounter.

i find the opposite to be true, everything loosens up and begins to fit into place the longer a session lasts. the only risk i've really encountered from having anal for too long is the mythical anal queef

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




If you're getting pain from butt sex that feels muscular, maybe look into a pelvic floor physiotherapist?

This will involve a stranger non-sexually sticking a finger up your butt.

Scott Baculum
Oct 20, 2007

Venerado, intrepido, y lagomorfo periodista de primera clase

w4ddl3d33 posted:

Sex Questions Megathread: as you get older the tissue lining your anus thins

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

w4ddl3d33 posted:

anal queef

Pretty sure that's just called a fart.

Scott Baculum
Oct 20, 2007

Venerado, intrepido, y lagomorfo periodista de primera clase

Nocheez posted:

Pretty sure that's just called a fart.

not if you’re banging first, bb

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

w4ddl3d33 posted:

as you get older the tissue lining your anus thins. there are also some tentative links, from small studies, indicating that frequent anal sex can lead to the muscles of the anal canal being less tightly contracted. anecdotally, i know of guys in their late 20s-early 30s who've begun to experience more aches and pains when bottoming despite doing it for a decade (not nonstop.) i think a better way to word my previous post would be 'getting older makes anal harder and the more you do it the more likely you are to run into complications'

i find the opposite to be true, everything loosens up and begins to fit into place the longer a session lasts. the only risk i've really encountered from having anal for too long is the mythical anal queef

Maybe that's what happened to the goatman

w4ddl3d33
Sep 30, 2022

BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

Lead out in cuffs posted:

If you're getting pain from butt sex that feels muscular, maybe look into a pelvic floor physiotherapist?

This will involve a stranger non-sexually sticking a finger up your butt.

i have actually got some genuine pelvic floor issues, but it's incredibly difficult in the uk to get help for them, especially if you're transgender like me. i ended up diy-ing my pelvic floor treatment based on recommendations i found on reddit (lol) and now i usually don't have any problems, but you make a really good point and when i eventually manage to look my doctor in the face and tell him my butt hurts i'll bring it up


Nocheez posted:

Pretty sure that's just called a fart.

the anal queef is a rare phenomenon that comes from air being forced into the rear end as a result of gay butt stuff. it is not a fart

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
I trust there’s someone on the internet with the username Queef Latinah.

two fish posted:

What controls the quantity of ejaculate, and why is it that some men are able to produce far more than others?

Maybe it’s proportional to how much is consumed.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

ynohtna posted:

I trust there’s someone on the internet with the username Queef Latinah.

Maybe it’s proportional to how much is consumed.

I remember a poster many years ago named Teen Laquifah

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

ynohtna posted:

Maybe it’s proportional to how much is consumed.

Yes, the body reaches a supply/demand equilibrium

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