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spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I wouldn't buy sex toys from Amazon, especially not the insertable kind

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spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I saw a woman through half of last year who was either atheist or Catholic depending on when you asked her. The only thing thing holding all the shards of her personality together was her unstoppable libido.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Wait are you considering monogamy with someone who won't have sex with you in the sex thread

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
HSV might cause Alzheimer's

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
A couple people have told me my semen tastes better since the vasectomy

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Learn to use a vibrator on your dick for something a little different

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Cum post about your dick, m'lord

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Please post the grossest stuff possible. It's what I'm here for

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Ensign Expendable posted:

Sex Questions Megathread: Many years ago, before i knew the touch of a woman, i made it a point to strengthen my PC

:sickos:

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
How do I learn to stop getting distracted during sex? My mind wanders, then my penis goes soft. It only happens with less frequent partners, probably because I wonder more about them, eg "wait, she has TWO sword tattoos?"

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
It's never a problem with my wife of many years, only with my two newer partners. I might be too worried about trying to impress them. Anyway, I ordered some tadalafil. That's bound to help.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
We decided on non monogamy about 2 years ago. Until that point, my wife was the only person I'd ever had sex with. It was a big adjustment, but very much worth the effort. Maintaining an erection with other partners has been consistently more challenging.

I always worry that I might disappoint these more sexually experienced partners. Erection or no, people consistently tell me they've had a great time and soon ask when they can see me again. Just wish I could give them a key thing they're looking for (penis in vagina) without fumbling.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
They're both people I'm very fond of. I've been seeing one for 6 months and the other for 1 month. Each is kind, attractive, and fun.

This makes me feel like an rear end in a top hat, but I don't try as hard to impress my wife sexually. They take antidepressants with sexual side effects, so I don't feel responsible for causing any disappointment there. That small lack of responsibility, maybe the only time when I don't feel great responsibility, has got to mean something. I need to learn to relax somehow.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Put a guard on the clippers and give your self/friend a buzzcut

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Mustache scissors

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spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

ynohtna posted:

I trust there’s someone on the internet with the username Queef Latinah.

Maybe it’s proportional to how much is consumed.

I remember a poster many years ago named Teen Laquifah

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