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whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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"Hey, my last partner was mean and deceitful about sex, so I have some trust issues that I'm working through. I'm doing my best to not let it effect me now, but I'm not perfect and may slip up from time to time. I don't want to bug you every time we have sex about whether or not you came, but I want you to know that you can always talk to me openly about what you want in the bedroom. I promise that I'll be honest with you so that we have good communication."

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whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Get your weird fetish out of here, okay?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Cast Snakes to Sticks.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Heh, layman.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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You're now an unpaid sex worker. Please get your partner to compensate you for your labor.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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120 is still slim, but isn't skeleton skinny for 5'6"

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Fly to Japan and track down a retired Hitachi blacksmith, Kill Bill style. He'll only forge one if your quest for sexy time play is pure.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Women typically expect a sword fight between the two men, otherwise what's the point?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Both girls will get pregnant with half a baby. Congrats on fathering two abominations.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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No, Turtlicious, you're wrong. It's not rape fiction. It is a rape documentary.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Didn't you say you'd quit trolling this thread?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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You have 24 hours to give someone else Shampoo Dick until you die. Good luck.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Yes, getting older generally increases your refractory time.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Alphabetical order

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Also sex is very much a skill you dope

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Have more sex.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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You're already dead from your dick rot. Welcome to the afterlife.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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You should still be able to get pay stub type info from your employer even if they do direct deposit.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Source your quote.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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As the previous posts show, there opinions in all directions. Most women I've been with are happy to have dicks around once sex stuff is already happening, but aren't specifically aroused by them independently.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I prefer silicon lube for everything not involving silicon toys.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Just lol if you don't wear boots with crampons while having sex

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Looks like someone has a hot take fetish

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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OwlFancier is cranky because they haven't been able to watch porn on a bus recently.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I love this thread because I have a fetish for low effort trolling

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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just lmao if your partner isn’t surgically removing your testicles from your sack as part of foreplay

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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This might be controversial, but I think sex is fun

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Astroglide gets tacky and needs lots of reapplication in my experience

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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What kind of creampies are you talking about?

https://youtu.be/dvZpFItnaSM

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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lmao if you don’t make love to butts on the reg

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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What about a Denny's uniform?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Is your kink making bad posts?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I think it’s supposed to be a Borat bit

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Shwqa posted:

My recommendation is anal.

Enjoy your butt baby

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Please don’t frame shame

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I thought Green turned chud-curious?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Unless you have burlap underwear, my thoughts are it shouldn’t feel uncomfortable on your exposed junk

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Kazvall posted:

A cock sock is something I expect Gwenith Paltrow to soon be making millions off of.

You mean a handcrafted Lingam Sheath (tm)?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Sex Questions Megathread: Quitting Smoking for Boner Science

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whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Hydrolith posted:

Any advice for getting the smell of pussy off of my face? A good scrub in the shower didn't do it.

Turn the water on

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