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"Hey, my last partner was mean and deceitful about sex, so I have some trust issues that I'm working through. I'm doing my best to not let it effect me now, but I'm not perfect and may slip up from time to time. I don't want to bug you every time we have sex about whether or not you came, but I want you to know that you can always talk to me openly about what you want in the bedroom. I promise that I'll be honest with you so that we have good communication."
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# ¿ May 22, 2014 05:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:12 |
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Get your weird fetish out of here, okay?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 21:47 |
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Cast Snakes to Sticks.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2014 15:47 |
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Heh, layman.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 14:36 |
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You're now an unpaid sex worker. Please get your partner to compensate you for your labor.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 19:56 |
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120 is still slim, but isn't skeleton skinny for 5'6"
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2014 03:58 |
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Fly to Japan and track down a retired Hitachi blacksmith, Kill Bill style. He'll only forge one if your quest for sexy time play is pure.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2015 20:29 |
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Women typically expect a sword fight between the two men, otherwise what's the point?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 06:50 |
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Both girls will get pregnant with half a baby. Congrats on fathering two abominations.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 04:17 |
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No, Turtlicious, you're wrong. It's not rape fiction. It is a rape documentary.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 15:10 |
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Didn't you say you'd quit trolling this thread?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 23:41 |
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You have 24 hours to give someone else Shampoo Dick until you die. Good luck.
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 19:01 |
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Yes, getting older generally increases your refractory time.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 22:39 |
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Alphabetical order
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 01:49 |
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Also sex is very much a skill you dope
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 16:33 |
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Have more sex.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 19:44 |
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You're already dead from your dick rot. Welcome to the afterlife.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 22:06 |
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You should still be able to get pay stub type info from your employer even if they do direct deposit.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 20:27 |
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Source your quote.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 03:02 |
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As the previous posts show, there opinions in all directions. Most women I've been with are happy to have dicks around once sex stuff is already happening, but aren't specifically aroused by them independently.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 17:42 |
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I prefer silicon lube for everything not involving silicon toys.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 15:52 |
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Just lol if you don't wear boots with crampons while having sex
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 15:37 |
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Looks like someone has a hot take fetish
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 15:24 |
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OwlFancier is cranky because they haven't been able to watch porn on a bus recently.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 23:11 |
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I love this thread because I have a fetish for low effort trolling
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 04:52 |
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just lmao if your partner isn’t surgically removing your testicles from your sack as part of foreplay
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 12:04 |
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This might be controversial, but I think sex is fun
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 05:17 |
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Astroglide gets tacky and needs lots of reapplication in my experience
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 20:18 |
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What kind of creampies are you talking about? https://youtu.be/dvZpFItnaSM
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 17:26 |
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lmao if you don’t make love to butts on the reg
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 22:04 |
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What about a Denny's uniform?
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# ¿ May 9, 2019 18:07 |
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Is your kink making bad posts?
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# ¿ May 9, 2019 22:04 |
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I think it’s supposed to be a Borat bit
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# ¿ May 14, 2019 11:53 |
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Shwqa posted:My recommendation is anal. Enjoy your butt baby
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2019 22:31 |
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Please don’t frame shame
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2019 13:05 |
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I thought Green turned chud-curious?
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 21:54 |
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Unless you have burlap underwear, my thoughts are it shouldn’t feel uncomfortable on your exposed junk
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2019 14:08 |
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Kazvall posted:A cock sock is something I expect Gwenith Paltrow to soon be making millions off of. You mean a handcrafted Lingam Sheath (tm)?
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 16:52 |
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Sex Questions Megathread: Quitting Smoking for Boner Science
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 00:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:12 |
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Hydrolith posted:Any advice for getting the smell of pussy off of my face? A good scrub in the shower didn't do it. Turn the water on
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 03:41 |