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simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

THIS IS ALL VERY SIMPLE

IT ENDED UP ON AN ISLAND.

One of two things happened. Pick one:
They are now a tribe's set of gods, or the passengers' kids will be found in a tribe-like society 50 years from now. Hell, we only realised a few years ago that Australia actually did not have an island which it told the world "really did exist, honest, guys" for hundreds of years.

They gassed the passengers, took them to a remote island, and now China is televising it for fun. I know the original is Japan, not China, but who had the most citizens on this flight?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 03:57

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:48

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

goatse.cx posted:

Malaysia flight MH370: Pitbull song lyrics bear uncanny resemblance to missing plane mystery:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...ry-9189228.html

Lyrics include 'Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day'<...>Pitbull's lines include 'Now it's off to Malaysia' and 'Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day'.

Watch Shakira/Pitbul video.

At 2:33 it flashed quickly scene with bus and on it there is graphic of TRIDENT with King and Snake.

Trident has been in news non-stop.Ukraine Coat of Arms is Trident,Two SEALs that overdosed on ship worked for Trident group,Navy commander found dead in Orange Park,FL went to Trident Academy,Maserati ad during Superbowl for first time and their logo is Trident.
Even Malaysia logo is bird that looks like Trident on side.
King might refer to prince William who "coincidentally" is having vacation in Maldivi,not that far from disappeared plane.
Snake represents Satan.

Shakira is 37 years old,Pitbull is 33 years old.

Flight number was MH370 on flight that suppose to be 3700 kilometers.

If you multiply 3x7x37 you get 777 as Boeing 777.
Flight MH370.....M is 13th letter,H is 8th (8+13=21),again multipley 21 with 37 and you get 777.

33 is number of SACRIFICE and not sure what 37 should be BUT

Last year Asiana crash in California was also Boeing 777,crashed in SF which is on 37th degree and flew from Soul which is on 37.33 degree while killing 3 Chinese girls.

Fukushima power plant disaster also occurred in March 2011 on 37th degree in Japan with 37 injuries.

Coincidentally Air France 447 crash near Brazil was on 3.03 degree and almost on exact same north parallel as disappearance of MH370.

Missing plane make number: 777

33 and 777 known to carry numerology significance in illuminati/occult rituals: 11, 13 and 33: The Illuminati / Freemason Signature

British occultist/freemason/magician Aleister Crowley wrote occult tome Liber 777 Vel Prolegoma Symbolica Ad Systemam Sceptico-Mysticae Viae Explicande, Fundamentum Hieroglyphicum Sanctissimorum Scientiae Summae. Aleister Crowley was a heroin addict bisexual satan-worshipper known as "The Beast 666" and known member of freemason.

777 appear along side other masonic imagery during 2013 MTV VMA

Discuss.

hi kyoon

# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 08:11

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Yeah I don't think that'll be at Gate G3 at 6:10am, seeing as it's in a Ukrainian crater

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 16:47

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Ninja fetus posted:

I'm afraid we've lost pilot Parker: https://twitter.com/MAS/status/489605424786587649

Well there's why it's crashed right there

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 16:53

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Ninja fetus posted:

Ha. They've removed it. For those interested. Malaysia Airlines posted a picture of a cute teddybear in a pilotseat. The picture was followed up by a tweet about the crashed plane in Ukraine.

edit:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/malaysia-airlines-deletes-teddy-bear-tweet-following-plane-crash/
Tweets below the picture (before it was removed) were still things like "Screw your bear, go look for your drat plane" from days ago

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 17:18

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Translation:
"If it disappears, this is what it looks like."

# ¿ Jul 18, 2014 04:05

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Two?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 03:17

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Nostratic posted:

Fish don't have hands, don't hate

Then how can there be fish fingers?

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 07:05

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Rambling Robot posted:

no one saw it coming.

no one saw it going is the real problem here

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 16:25

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Nostratic posted:

Sooooo... ONE YEAR.

Are the passengers still accruing travel miles, and flight time for the pilots? Because this poo poo has been gone a year now and that's a whole lot of miles/hours.

Yeah I think the company is offering them unlimited lifetime travel

# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 18:19

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

MrChupon posted:

Why are all of the pictures of the debris like a grainy 640x350 in the year 2015? I want to see some high res wreckage shots.

Probably because most people don't care about HD Disaster Porn (I know, they're missing out) and Russia Today or People's Daily or some other fuckers would rip their pictures off

Except unlike this flight, when you steal pictures the original doesn't disappear

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 18:17

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Did you know that Boeing stamp Simplified Chinese characters for "Popular Suitable" onto their doors?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 21:09

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

With it maybe found, maybe not, I was thinking Chinatown might have some free time now to pop over to another thread and help them out with their lost clay pots: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3552196

# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 10:57

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Wait, I just realised.

The plane went missing somewhere near China. China just magically happen to "release" (their words not mine) a "new" plane

COINCIDENCE???

If you still don't believe me then who has been telling "It's gone, guys" all this time? ALL THIS TIME WITH A VESTED INTEREST, MAYBE???????

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 04:48

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Microwaves Mom posted:

Maybe I will!

If the wreckage of MH 370 is found in the next year I will propose to Smoobles to get married wherever the wreckage is found. And Chinatown will be the one to oversee the ceremony.

E:
Obviously they could decline but I'll keep up my end of the bargain and propose.

Since it's a toxx let's be clear: it's gone until Chinatown says it isn't
I will accept no other authority

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 11:04

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Ratjaculation posted:

The cat was alive btw.

More from our correspondent, Little Tommy Stout, later on in the show

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 06:28

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Well, just like MH370, that joke didn't land.

Just like MH370, it went over their heads and they never even knew it

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 14:36

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

how long did it take to find that air france one again?

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 10:36

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Would it still count as gone if every single part washes up on remote beaches and they put it back together with sticky tape and superglue?

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 02:26

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:48

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

No. 6 posted:

You guys are missing the hidden meaning.

"It's gone, guys"

Obviously he's saying gone which is go ne. Go NE. Go North East. The plane GOes North East towards GUam, a Yankee holdout.

It's obvious that the plane and all passengers were abducted by the United States, flown to Guam where they are undergoing the reprogramming needed for operation Jade Helm II.

Nearly. I think it's GO NE: GUYana

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 05:03

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