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Ahhhhhhahahahaha... the French...
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 05:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:59 |
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Video from a recovered GoPro camera just posted.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 16:51 |
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Fallom posted:When people found that out I said I hope the firefighters were going to investigate the screw-up and goons freaked out at me for firefighter hating and said accidents happen, it was just an accident man ain't no reason to it or way to avoid it. Goons always do this. As soon as a disaster or terrible event happens, anyone in emergency services are heros and courageous. During the manhunt for the Boston bombers, a cop was shot while sitting in his car doing his patrol at a college campus. Everyone called this guy a hero for literally doing what he was paid to do everyday, taking the same risks as he did the day before. He didn't knowingly put himself in danger, he sat in a car, doing his job, and some rear end in a top hat walked up to him and shot him in the face. If this happened to a cable repairman it would be unfortunate, but a cop means he is a HERO
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 18:31 |
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Big Beef City posted:thanks for posting You're welcome.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 18:35 |
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What are you doing this weekend 3 Olives? I'm in the Dallas area for a bit and bored. Maybe we can get some beer? *not gay though*
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 00:17 |
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Hugh Malone posted:Ginger Man or Ft. Worth Flying Saucer are great beer places in Dallas. Been to Gingerman in Southlake and Flying Saucer in Sundance. Neither are Dallas, but I don't know Dallas very well.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 01:45 |
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Someone you know on that plane or something? You seem very concerned.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 02:12 |
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Three Olives posted:I don't believe in meeting creepy people from the internet so it only seems fair not to subject other people to it. I'll never get to see this condo, will I?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 04:49 |
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Real hurthling! posted:why can't an airplane just up and turn into a blimp if there is trouble? Don't tell me the answer is physics. Particle physics
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 05:03 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS 1.4 > Another 777 crashed you probably knew someone on it (but it turns out their passport was stolen)
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 05:34 |
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SO now they're claiming that the plane was hundreds of miles off course. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/11/malaysia-airlines-jet-missing_n_4942411.html Edit: also LOL at anyone who thinks that a cellphone can be used either while in normal flight or while over the ocean. A cell tower has a limited reach morons. No. 6 fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Mar 11, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 21:33 |
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If I wanted to hide a plane, I'd stuff it up my gaping anus.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 01:16 |
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Angela Christine posted:It's kind of funny that cell phones have become so ubiquitous in our daily lives that people forget there are places with no coverage. I think it's less about cell phones being ubiquitous and more about people not understanding the basis of most technologies. I still meet people that think there is a monthly subscription to get a GPS signal on a device.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 15:35 |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3613058 Was posted just a few days before this plane went missing.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 17:44 |
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Velvet Elvis posted:Mystery solved. A Malaysian witch doctor believes that the plane is either still in the air or has crashed into the sea. Schrödinger's Triple7
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 18:51 |
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It was shot down by associates of Rupert Murdoch in order to drive a news frenzy. This of course had to be cleared first with the lizard rulers in the UK.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 22:52 |
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There are about 2,300 missing Americans everyday. I too am terrified that there are sleeper suicide bombers walking among us and phantom death planes above. I doubt I will ever be able to leave this basement due to this looming dread.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2014 16:52 |
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Fumble posted:Did it cross an international date line? I have heard this can cause issues with modern avionics. The date line is east of Australia, so the only way it could have crossed is well after it dropped out of tracking. Look at a loving map.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 17:45 |
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Is it be plausible that there was a major electrics failure, perhaps due to massive static discharge (e.g. lightning) that damaged/disabled communications and resulted in a fire which choked everyone to death including the pilots, ending in the plane ghost flying on a jacked-up auto pilot until it plunged into the sea?
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 17:55 |
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demonR6 posted:I don't recall there being concerns over the weather in the area but at this point we are discussing meteors, missiles and aliens so. You can have lightning even in a clear sky.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 18:00 |
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The plane carrying Waldo was stolen by Carmen Sandiago. Now you gumshoes must use your wits to wrap up today's case!
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2014 03:22 |
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Al Borland posted:Fixed Fixed it more
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2014 04:14 |
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booshi posted:I just can't wait for the made for TV movie(s) about this. The Love Crash: A neglected and battered 777 tries to file for a divorce from her alcoholic abusive 747 spouse. Now she's missing and everyone's worried. A Lifetime Special, tonight at 8.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2014 17:46 |
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Die in a plane crash.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 15:54 |
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Lobok posted:I'm just sitting here with a clip of Hervé Villechaize saying "De plane de plane!" ready to be posted whenever it is found so that I can achieve world wide comedy stardom. Preemptive 5'd.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 16:22 |
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Chinatown posted:RIP In Peace, plane. Rest in peace, in peace, plane?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 20:43 |
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I don't really like most fruit, but I did eat mangosteen in Bali and found them quite nice.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 18:25 |
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I've been friending "People You May Know" on Facebook all day, and it still don't know anyone on this plane. Advice please! TIA
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 18:41 |
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James Polk posted:well if they're dead their not going to Friend you back, lol Ungrateful pricks.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 06:05 |
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Guys, Carmen Sandiego is still on the loose.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 07:25 |
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Wreckage confirmed, blackbox beacon located!
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 17:54 |
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April fools! Everyone's dead and will never be found! Hahahahah. Good joke.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 17:54 |
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They have to be getting low on fuel soon.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2014 20:29 |
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mstrkrft posted:or "breaking news" Nah, the news is already broken.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 01:47 |
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It's probably hiding in plain sight. And since 2/3 of the surface of earth is ocean, that means it's likely hiding in the ocean. Did someone think to look there?
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 01:48 |
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I sleep comfortably at night knowing in my heart of hearts that this plane experienced a major problem on board, of which the pilots did their best job to solve but were sadly unable to accomplish. Everyone is dead and it's probably the fault of a lazy engineer or mechanic. Besides the loss of human life, the major issue here is the fact that we won't be able to gather any data from this event to incorporate in future changes to procedure or construction.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 05:13 |
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It'll turn out to be a dolphin wearing a radio transmitter.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 15:20 |
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Guys I think I found it. I can't believe no one tried google yet!
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 15:24 |
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Has anyone bother to check the bathroom? When I can't find the wife, she's usually in there.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 18:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:59 |
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amityville anus posted:im more scared of asian people than i am of dying in a plane crash Afraid they'll help you with your algebra homework or some poo poo?
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 05:58 |