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T Fowl posted:WHY IS THIS SHOW SUCH A GUILTY PLEASURE?! 43.3% of men 19-35 have a butt funnel fetish.
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FrozenVent posted:43.3% of men 19-35 have a butt funnel fetish. It's also a proven fact that the installation of a butt funnel inside of bars increases unwated pregnancies by 176.12 percent.
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What happens if you install a butt funnel in a gay bar?
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FrozenVent posted:What happens if you install a butt funnel in a gay bar? Butt Babies©, clearly.
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FrozenVent posted:What happens if you install a butt funnel in a gay bar? This made me realize that they've had a good variation of different bar types: metal, gay, pub, sports, theme, country, biker. Glad that it's back!!!
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Boywhiz88 posted:This made me realize that they've had a good variation of different bar types: metal, gay, pub, sports, theme, country, biker. Bacon, zombie... Wait those aren't bar types as they are terrible one-off ideas.
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FrozenVent posted:Bacon, zombie... ...Steampunk...
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jscolon2.0 posted:...Steampunk... In that case that was an improvement, but then so would have been burning the place down, salting the ground and using it to bury nuclear waste.
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I must have fallen asleep somewhere, I didn't realize there was a season 3, let alone a 4.Ironic Twist posted:Quick one for the thread: I think this is missing a "Stealing Employees" square.
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God forbid this woman doesn't want to stay there till 1 am at her second job. Hopefully they hired her back.
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The American Dream posted:God forbid this woman doesn't want to stay there till 1 am at her second job. Hopefully they hired her back. The same one that told the dude teaching her how to mix drinks "gently caress you"? Yeah, let's hope. She seems like a real treat.
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Even I don't like that guy and I like almost all of the people he brings in. It's not like it was Chef Brian Duffy. She's probably got a kid and a day job, I can't blame her for taking off from that mess. She'll have a new job in a week anyways.
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The American Dream posted:She's probably got a kid and a day job, I can't blame her for taking off from that mess. She'll have a new job in a week anyways. She was portrayed as an ungrateful dweeb with no work ethic on the show, but I know we're dealing with reality show editing so I take that with a grain of salt.
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To that point, an interesting article about a Cooking Channel restaurant make over show and what it did at a restaurant that didn't need rescuing. Gives a little bit of insight into what goes into these reality makeover shows: http://www.austinchronicle.com/food/2014-01-31/what-if-your-restaurant-doesnt-need-redemption/
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I loving love this show and recently binged through season 3 but what made the show even better was the moment I realised that Taffer has the same accent as comedian Marc Maron. If you've ever listened to Maron's neurotic whining on his podcast it makes listening to Taffer ranting at incompetent bar owners even more hilarious and enjoyable.
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Bring back Jessie Barnes!
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Hand of the King posted:Bring back Jessie Barnes! This, but with Michael Tipps. ![]()
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Previews are up for Sunday's episode. Get... hype?
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iastudent posted:Previews are up for Sunday's episode. Get... hype? LOL, just in the teasers I saw a bartender unable to make a martini who stuck her hand in the olive jar, the same bartender ignores and then flips off customers, fat old drunk hippies making out, douchebag owner encouraging drunkenness in customers and employees, uncooked mozzarella sticks that someone chewed for a minute (I would have spit out) and a RACCOON RUNNING AROUND THE BAR AND making GBS threads ALL OVER THE PLACE. Taffer's gonna be in full rage mode this Sunday.
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Critters and Quitters A members-only bar in Kansas is threatened by a raccoon infestation
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Sure. Why not.
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FISHMANPET posted:To that point, an interesting article about a Cooking Channel restaurant make over show and what it did at a restaurant that didn't need rescuing. Gives a little bit of insight into what goes into these reality makeover shows: http://www.austinchronicle.com/food/2014-01-31/what-if-your-restaurant-doesnt-need-redemption/ I think that show in particular is pretty bad. A Chinese place near me that we've been going to for 25 years was on this show. They played up the drama between the two owner brothers but they were probably correct about the food being dated. The menu hasn't changed in the 25 years I've been going. But I wouldn't know if the new food was good because the old menu is still in use again. I talked to the owner after the show and he said they had to remodel the remodel because everything was done so cheaply. That's probably the result of going on a low budget show. I imagine the budgets for things like Kitchen Nightmares and Bar Rescue are much bigger. Here is the reveal for it: http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/shows/restaurant-redemption/radical-restaurant-reveals.html
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![]() ![]() Now with 100% more raccoon!
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This is starting off lovely.
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Welcome to the secret fraternal order of No-Homers.
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Chew chew chew!
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Sweet. Drunk hippies making out.
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So far this bar staff is populated by 3 people, one of which is pretty much doing everything. RACCOON TIME
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I don't know if there's a butt funnel big enough to save this bar.
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RACCOON poo poo!
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This episode is starting off lovely. I really hope "tell them how to be a member" gets nailed into the greeter's head.
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75% of Raccoons stay for under 30 minutes, don't order anything, and leave poo poo everywhere.
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Oil! posted:75% of Raccoons stay for under 30 minutes, don't order anything, and leave poo poo everywhere. We need to get rid of the butt funnel lightning, its like a keep away sign for Raccoons.
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Really, can we criticize the bouncer for not helping people join Club Raccoon poo poo?
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Taffer is going to explode here.
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How much have you had to drink? "A little. A lot."
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1JoshI posted:Really, can we criticize the bouncer for not helping people He was too busy keeping out potential customers to prevent a raccoon from entering. Then again the bartender is bouncing Jon from getting in.
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Jolly Green Taffer
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drat. She was drunk.
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