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T Fowl posted:WHY IS THIS SHOW SUCH A GUILTY PLEASURE?! 43.3% of men 19-35 have a butt funnel fetish.
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What happens if you install a butt funnel in a gay bar?
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Mar 10, 2014 22:00
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Boywhiz88 posted:This made me realize that they've had a good variation of different bar types: metal, gay, pub, sports, theme, country, biker. Bacon, zombie... Wait those aren't bar types as they are terrible one-off ideas.
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Mar 10, 2014 22:40
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jscolon2.0 posted:...Steampunk... In that case that was an improvement, but then so would have been burning the place down, salting the ground and using it to bury nuclear waste.
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Mar 10, 2014 22:51
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Wow they're really going to speed up the Reno and reopening sequence.
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Mar 17, 2014 02:55
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jscolon2.0 posted:Ha-ha, zero stats on how their sales are. 25 new members (ie, 25 new potential customers) a month seems really low, too.
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Mar 17, 2014 03:14
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Doggboat posted:I thought the same at first, but now I think getting out of there was by far the better option. Seriously. The original deal was loving her over royally.
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Mar 17, 2014 20:23
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Are they pretty much just re-airing Headhunters weekly at this point?
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Mar 23, 2014 22:18
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Mar 24, 2014 02:02
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Sometimes I think he's exaggerating about the bar being visible to traffic but goddamn, I wouldn't have guessed it was a bar.
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Mar 24, 2014 02:05
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Holy fuuuuuuuck. This is way worst than Headhunters. Surprised that they seem to keep the place relatively clean. And of course they fired the bouncer and re-hired the manager.
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Mar 24, 2014 03:00
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The sound quality on that live stream is too horrendous for me (Edit: Because the guy is filming with his laptop), if someone feel like recapping it that'd be awesome. So... The fight was fake?
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Mar 24, 2014 03:03
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nwin posted:So how did the second fight get filmed(the one with the male owner and the bartender)? At one point you have taffer reviewing criminal records and then he goes and shows a videotape of the fight? Yeah seriously that doesn't make any sense. Unless it happened while the camera had already started following the staff, and he didn't bring it up before because...
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Mar 24, 2014 03:15
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That's the one with the guy from Catch a Contractor, right? Goddamn that show is boring. "Hey dude you didn't finish this bathroom." "Nah..." "Well you gonna finish it?" "...I guess?"
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Mar 30, 2014 15:55
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raditts posted:He would be insane to ever want a stake in any of the places he helps on his show. Least of all that shithole. Seriously, most of those places are going under no matter what. I think it was Anthony Bourdain in Kitchen Confidential that basically said that by the time the consultants start showing up, the restaurant is going to wrap up pretty much no matter what. Stand-Up Scottsdale is on rerun right now, and goddamn the manager's glasses are terrible.
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Mar 30, 2014 23:12
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Goddamn To Catch a Contractor is a terrible show. Most reality shows try to be somewhat subtle about how much effort they put into fabricating drama.
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Apr 7, 2014 03:21
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The front page has a google map thing on it, you click that and you end up with a street view of the place... I don't think the show mentioned that it's across the street from a railway switching yard.
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Apr 13, 2014 22:14
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Who buys a cocktail in a loving biker bar anyway? I don't get this show's obsession with mixed drinks; it seems like I almost never see people having them when I'm out.
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Apr 14, 2014 02:08
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Holy gently caress that maintenance guy
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Apr 14, 2014 02:12
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I don't get it, she stole a sweatshirt? Did they just have it laying on the bar?
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Apr 14, 2014 02:23
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Insert weekly expression of disbelief at Stand-up Scottsdale's manager's glasses. You'd think by now I'd be over them, but every other week I'm reminded of how loving terrible they are. It's hard to be the most noticeable thing in an episode with a bartender named Brandy Beaver.
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Apr 27, 2014 21:18
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"That's the kind of chair you sit on, and when you get up you're pregnant."
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Apr 28, 2014 02:06
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Love her face of concentration as she struggles to figure out the hookah, it's amazing.
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Apr 28, 2014 02:31
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The only bar on a cruise ship that is "Cruise ship themed" is the crew bar, and the only reason to hang out there is because the drinks are a buck each. Edit: Why is Catch a Contractor still on? FrozenVent fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Apr 28, 2014 |
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Apr 28, 2014 03:07
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uncle_skin posted:I think we all saw this one coming. quote:It is unknown why the bar is closing, though its mixed beverage tax receipts with the state comptroller’s office show it was only reporting a few thousand dollars in business most months. Holy poo poo. They're an official SXSW location and they only managed to rake in $5,500 while that went on?
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May 2, 2014 14:28
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gently caress that nacho cheese. I'm experiencing some intestinal distress. I came back to the living room just as she upended that can on the counter. I left the living room.
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May 5, 2014 02:35
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Yeah I'm watching this.
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May 5, 2014 03:01
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CAT FIGHT!
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May 12, 2014 02:11
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Headhunter's closed - http://www.barrescueupdates.com/2014/05/bar-rescues-metal-lace-headhunters-has.html Anyone remember the to-do over how expensive the to-go cups for Spirits on Bourbon were? I seem to remember people saying the empty cups were like $30 wholesale, does anyone have a source on that?
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May 22, 2014 00:14
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Yeah that's why I said Spirits on Bourbon.
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May 22, 2014 00:59
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Not only that, looks like it's a mid-bar butt funnel!
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Jun 2, 2014 01:50
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It's not so much a butt funnel as it is a butt gauntlet.
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Jun 2, 2014 02:22
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Ok now I wanna see those eHarmony commercials redone to feature he butt funnel, with Taffer replacing that old guy. Look at all these happy couples that are still going strong after ten years of marriage, thanks to Butt Funnel!
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Jun 2, 2014 03:16
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jscolon2.0 posted:Big Smo of "MT Bottles" fame is getting his own TV show on A&E. The funniest thing about that is that if you Google the guy, all that comes out is his official website and articles about the reality show. Real famous that one.
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Jun 9, 2014 01:44
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So did anyone catch the Big Smo show? I'd completely forgot about it until I saw a commercial on A&E just now.
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Jun 14, 2014 14:02
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CelticPredator posted:I mean, that mushroom was one of the most baffling thing I've ever seen. The mushroom wasn't really visually repulsive, but holy gently caress, how do you not notice a giant loving mushroom in your walk in? That walk-in was suspiciously empty, from what I recall. As if they'd had it condemned for a while or something.
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Jun 23, 2014 05:17
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We must be watching the same rerun. Anybody else get the feeling that the staff was getting paid under the table, instead of just not paid at all? There's a couple of things that the owner says that would only make sense under that optic, but... The guy's not exactly making sense in other areas.
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Aug 3, 2014 23:33
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He probably just charges the owners for whatever renos he does; isn't that pretty much the restaurant consultant business model anyway? Here's a thing Taffer wrote about consulting fees - http://m.nightclub.com/q-what-average-management-fee-a-barrestaurant-consultant So just to get him to look at your poo poo, you're looking at five figures. He's probably not rescuing the kind of indebted shitholes we see on the show. FrozenVent fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Aug 4, 2014 00:53
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There's percentage based fees afterwards, but just the first look and set up is 10-50k. I'm fairly sure that comes without any guarantees, but obviously his customers aren't the shirts how's we've seen on the show, there's no way Piratez could have shelled out 10k... And if they had they might have given it a fair try. It's similar to how consulting works in other industries as well, except most of them bill hourly. Generally if you can afford to hire a consulting firm to pull you out of trouble, you ain't in that much trouble yet.
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That's seriously the saddest bar they've ever done. Those handwritten signs 
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