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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Somebody correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't the corn in this week's episode not look like that? Like the kernels should be smaller and darker and basically not look like modern corn.

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


muscles like this? posted:

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't the corn in this week's episode not look like that? Like the kernels should be smaller and darker and basically not look like modern corn.

Yes, the Maize should be smaller and darker

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.

The season-opening human sacrifice scene and the one in the most recent episode are 2 different events, right? If I remember correctly, the opening scene was him and Riario, not him and Swarthy Buddy.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

AFewBricksShy posted:

The season-opening human sacrifice scene and the one in the most recent episode are 2 different events, right? If I remember correctly, the opening scene was him and Riario, not him and Swarthy Buddy.

I think that is still further down the line.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005



This show is pretty bad but it never fails to amuse me. I have to think its pretty costly per episode so I wonder if they are going to wrap it up this season or just leave it on a cliffhanger thinking they are going to get renewed.

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011



muscles like this? posted:

Sometimes it really feels like they make Leonardo way too smart. So you end up with stuff like this where he figures out the heliocentric model of the solar system all by himself.

Or building a submarine in like two hours.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


speak for yourselves, untermensch

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

If they're gonna go with all this magic stuff and faux-history, I'd rather they just go whole-hog and have Da Vinci invent all sorts of insane poo poo.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Riario just stabbed a dude with CORN.

Edit: Ghost Juliano's beard looks super fake.

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


I haven't watched tonight's ep., but it's looking like this won't be picked back up for season 3. This is based purely on its current ratings - episode one had 580k viewers and every episode since has been under 500k and steadily declining. It's hovering around 400k atm.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


hahaha jesus loving christ this show is so bad

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


So when do Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou show up?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


Gonz posted:

So when do Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou show up?

Right after Paul Bettany swoops in and rescues them from the native savages

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011



Did Riario scream GOD LOVE ME BEST after winning corn-murder tournament? Was having trouble making that out.

Season 1 seemed much less terrible.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


Space Pussy posted:

Did Riario scream GOD LOVE ME BEST after winning corn-murder tournament? Was having trouble making that out.

Season 1 seemed much less terrible.

Hahaha, oh my god, I need to go back and watch yesterday's episode, because if those are the exact words he used, then that's hilarious.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Something I didn't like about last week's episode was how they had Lorenzo legitimately winning the test. It really seems like something he should have found an alternate way out of.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Kind of weird how the Secret Archive Bishop has all these Batman tools.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


muscles like this? posted:

Kind of weird how the Secret Archive Bishop has all these Batman tools.

Well, as we saw last season, the Secret Archive has kryptonite in it, so it's probably safe to say that this show exists in the DC comic book universe.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


this show is beyond ridiculous

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

I'm just waiting for someone to get resurrected by the Book of Leaves.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


Mike_V posted:

I'm just waiting for someone to get resurrected by the Book of Leaves.

this show is the precursor to helix

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011



No Lorenzo this episode was a bit odd.

However bad this show is the last few episodes have been completely worth watching for Carolina Guerra. I just can't get over how fabulous she looks in (and without) that priestess attire.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



One thing I think this season really doesn't need is even more fracturing of the stories. The first season had enough problems keeping the story going through two plot threads, this season expanding it further hasn't fared any better.

Teek
Aug 7, 2006

I can't wait to entertain you.


Renewed for season 3:

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/20...y-starz/261100/

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GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

New showrunner. Will be interesting to see if anything changes.

Martha Stewart Undying
Oct 22, 2012




yessssssssss

This show is my guiltiest pleasure, but not really cuz its good (if dumb) and I'm not ashamed of liking it at all.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



what in the gently caress i just saw this on facebook

mods can you change title to "LOL"

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011



GreenNight posted:

New showrunner. Will be interesting to see if anything changes.

To be fair that's a pretty big showrunner upgrade. Next season can't possibly be worse than what we're getting now.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

I don't know, I like this season more than the last.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

Let's* go Blackhawks! The Blues and Red Wings suck.

I think they're gonna need to make a decision on which way to take the series: Either go whole hog into the magical alternate history realm of this season or take it back to the historical fiction political intrigue of the first season. I'd prefer they go back towards the first season's stuff, but either way they cannot keep this schizophrenic tone and have a quality show, I don't think.

Schlampa
Dec 28, 2006



Mike_V posted:

they cannot keep this schizophrenic tone and have a quality show, I don't think.

Next season: Da Vinci invents LSD and uses it to decypher the moonrunes with his magical time traveling mother.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


really waiting for roario and da vinci to get it on

Martha Stewart Undying
Oct 22, 2012



I knew this show had firmly launched itself into the deep-end when Leonardo da Vinchi had to 'draw life' from that mesoamerican woman's magic vagina.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


I was really hoping this show was going to take the historical approach and abandon this magic horseshit

nope.jpg what the gently caress are the ottomans doing

lorenzo's ex-gf's doublecross smug was beautiful

e: they can kill off da vinci (dont loving touch riario) and return to the medici-pope intrigue game and i'll be content

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Martha Stewart Undying
Oct 22, 2012



See, I was hoping for a serious historical drama at first as well, but now that I've gotten a taste of this ridiculous magical world of inter-dimensional vaginas and wizard money lenders I've gotta say that I prefer this.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


with the rate this show is going at, i expected da vinci's mother to be alive with just her organs and poo poo in the golden face thing. I am so loving disappointed.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


OH MY GOD IT loving HAPPENED

I AM LOSING IT

Martha Stewart Undying
Oct 22, 2012



this show is precious

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


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D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006


This show is amazing. I hope they get even crazier with the plot. I mean they freakin' went to the new world and met a Mayan (Aztec?) priestess who speaks their language and the dude who America was named after tagged along and proved to be the typical American douchebag. I watch this show for fun, I don't expect it to be Game of Thrones. You guys need to learn how to relax.

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