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moosepoop
Mar 9, 2007

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Bernard McFacknutah posted:

The whole Ukraine/Russia scenario is just a mass marketing campaign for Battlefield 5. DICE will kick off a small regional conflict for every new DLC, culminating in Arizona trying to secede with Joe Arpaio declaring himself god-emperor and trying to exterminate anyone who is more than 2 shades off lilly white

I would buy this game.
I actually know the guy who is "military advisor" to dice. I am going to have to ask him about this. What is he keeping from me??

Someone buy Joe an account here and point him to the ask a cop thread. I have so many questions for that guy. Like what does he need a mobile artillery for?



Can any of you cop goons care to explain this one for me? :v:

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moosepoop
Mar 9, 2007

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Wasabi the J posted:

It says right on the barrel, for "Blasting Away at Drugs."

Suddenly I want to become a cop in Arizona.

moosepoop
Mar 9, 2007

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Full Battle Rattle posted:

Cleanse everything in the flames of war.

Is this really too much to ask for? :munch:

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