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Aug 9, 2009

Mad Dragon posted:

He put the special in specialist. :downsrim:

he probably wants to put something else into little kids

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Aug 9, 2009

Oxford Comma posted:

What am I looking at?

a guy with a cracker

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Aug 9, 2009
the loving simpsons predicted this poo poo back in the 90s

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Aug 9, 2009

Snowdens Secret posted:

On a lighter note, someone called this the other day

http://beregrus.ru/?p=2282


Better brush up your skills blasting invisible ninjas with laser pistols, because war, war never changes

:what: this is some of the dumbest "and then the people will rise up" kind of poo poo ive ever read

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Aug 9, 2009
im personally waiting for the crimean tatar uprising :munch:

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Aug 9, 2009
look man, im ready for a new round of conscript beheading videos, this time in glorious hd. all the grainy vids from chechnya are old hat now

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Aug 9, 2009

Snowdens Secret posted:

Doublepostin' so I don't have to keep editing:

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles...0294243784.html


STEALTH TARPS :argh: IF ONLY WE'D BOUGHT GRIPENS

Seriously that's a doubling of publicly released estimates in, what, three days?

quote:

The U.S. believes Russia now has nearly 50,000 troops in position for possible operations, including those participating in the declared exercises along the Ukrainian border and those already inside Russian-controlled Crimea, officials said.

U.S. and Western officials previously have said there were 20,000 Russian forces along Ukraine's border, in addition to those inside Crimea, estimated at as many as 25,000.

the way thats written it seems like they estimated 45k troops, and now theyre at 50k

also lollin at that gripen vid

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Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

Wait, so what are the USA's regime protection units? The Old Guard?

silent drill team stationed at 8th and i

i hear their hazing rituals consist of edge dressing and anuses

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Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Really wish earth would burn down. That place sucks.

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Aug 9, 2009

Zeroisanumber posted:

That is the most half-assed killdozer I've ever seen. Marvin Heemeyer would be rolling over in his grave if he knew that crazies have fallen so far.


*Ft. Hood destroyed by jumpy grunts shooting everything that moves.

Probably would look something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkFe5HYqY0

halfassed is about as good as youre gonna get out of an italian

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Aug 9, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

Back around the time I was working at the bombing range they were conducting a combat arms class and some female instructor somehow got her hand in front of somebody's weapon and it got shot.

spotted the problem

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Aug 9, 2009

orange juche posted:

all loving nobles must loving hang

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Aug 9, 2009

Baloogan posted:

I'm pretty sure we could gently caress mexico up if it came to it. I mean, comon, mexicans lol.

we should start at the border and move south, stack em up 20 feet high and salt the earth. once we hit guatemala we tell them to behave or theyre next

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Aug 9, 2009

gently caress texas. everyone from that hole deserves to be flayed alive

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Aug 9, 2009

send in the jews

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Aug 9, 2009

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Aug 9, 2009
par for the course for an officer if you ask me

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Aug 9, 2009

LimburgLimbo posted:

I will unironically white samurai grorious Nippon forever

looks like we got a tom cruise wannabe folks

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Aug 9, 2009

Baloogan posted:

Also russians are dumbasses who love totalitarianism.

stupid slavs cant help the fact that they were born untermensch

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Aug 9, 2009

Obama Africanus posted:

Personally I'm proud to be part of the far more effective terrorist organization of Al Dee Oh Dee. Makes those Al Qaeda fuckers look like simpletons learning to use monkey bars.

People should be afraid of Americans.

pretty sure white people are genetically superior when it comes to stacking corpses like cordwood

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Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Being white owns.

yea pretty much :mmmhmm:

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Aug 9, 2009
whip would only shoot you if youre a distraught single black mom with a small child in the back of your car

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Aug 9, 2009

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Aug 9, 2009

Snowdens Secret posted:

channels and websites are pretty much entirely trash

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Aug 9, 2009

BigDave posted:

At this point? I seriously doubt it. Obama isn't deploying troops for anything less then american lives in harms way.

tell that to vilerat

*drops mic*

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Aug 9, 2009

Richard Bong posted:

Did she even wikipedia any of these conflicts before the hearing?

her intern probably did, and took some lovely notes

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Aug 9, 2009
im actually posted up in a hide somewhere in red square. gonna drive a stake thru ol vlads heart, if you catch my drift



genderstomper58 posted:

the president is only one guy man

:vince:

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Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

The rules of sniper month are the rules. Such is the luck of the draw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh_gIxTitMM

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Aug 9, 2009

Reverand maynard posted:



m-m-monster kill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnHNrUCi1Jw

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Aug 9, 2009

iyaayas01 posted:

If you're alive you should probably just kill yourself now, it'll be better for you in the long run.

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Aug 9, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

schools tell you it's ok to be a tranny jew fag and proud of who you are, gently caress school.

that's something you do in the privacy of your own home and feel deep overwhelming shame about that you deal with through rampant alcoholism and frequenting hookers

i think i remember liking you back when i use to stay up on the mma threads so welcome to our den of inequity

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Aug 9, 2009

Full Battle Rattle posted:

Mention a transsexual and this place just starts oozing the loving charm.

tell me more

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Aug 9, 2009
in 20 years time will transracial people be the next big thing?

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Aug 9, 2009
yes

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Aug 9, 2009
blacks are terrible. whites that want to be black are several orders of magnitude worse

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Aug 9, 2009

enjoy your timeout

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Aug 9, 2009

Snowdens Secret posted:

Isn't that a after-action or whatever

I don't know how these things work

me either they keep changing the rules its kinda weird

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Aug 9, 2009

Mr. Samuel Shitley posted:

Great username right there

why gently caress around with a vague concept when you could just use swap.avi?

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Aug 9, 2009

Genocide Tendency posted:

Supposedly it made me smarter to a minor but measurable degree. Which has been undone by multiple concussions since.

Really the only thing interesting about it was I was one of 7 people hit and all of us have a different account of the sensation. That and one dude had his boots blown apart. I mean literally blew them into pieces.

dusted grounded

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Aug 9, 2009

krispykremessuck posted:

nuke the earth

gently caress that

i dont want life to be wiped out by nukes

i want some natural poo poo like a meteor to wreck humanity's poo poo

something that really points out that people are loving worthless garbage that cant even wipe ourselves out

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