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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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So all of these Iraqi militia dudes, we just spent the past decade giving them a hands-on course in fighting an organized military?

Cool.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Um isn't ISIS like a brand new umbrella for a bunch of well-funded shitheads to GoPro off a bunch of Iraqis?

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Dec 31, 2010

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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

"They're ending freedoms no one was going to use anyway" is a new one to me and honestly makes me want to throw up a lil.

That is legitimately hosed up. Is that DnD rhetoric?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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I hate the military because it's directly responsible for the creation of the Oath Keepers.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Courthouse posted:

I'm beginning to suspect America just isn't very good at establishing local militaries that can take care of the country after the marines ditch the place. Someone double-check those US bases in Europe people make fun off are still getting funded in the next budget.

You say that like it's phenomenally easy to pull off.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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gleep gloop posted:

Well if you kill all adult males before you leave.

That's the Konami code for nation building.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Courthouse posted:

There is a explanation much more complex than 'Army Dumb' here, but at this point how long is the list of invaded countries that didn't collapse to insurgency after the US left? :smith:

It's an incredible track record considering how badly Iraq and Afghanistan desperately wanted to change. Crazy how bad we fumbled on both those countries.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Is this something to do with Gozer or Zuul?

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Dec 31, 2010

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I'd rather die choking on marshmallow than her giant strands of falling, matted pubes crushing me to death.

bloops fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Jun 30, 2014

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Dec 31, 2010

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palate cleanser
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/zNYYwue.jpg

Don't probate me thanks

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Thank you.

You don't ban me like that oval office Whip does.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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is her vagina sick?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Since I'm equal opportunity and it's Pride month, here's something for N4i.
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http://i.imgur.com/Hl4oef7.jpg

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Was expecting a fat redneck private; got an O-5.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Ya he saved a bunch of time from now not needing a Change of Command ceremony. I applaud his selflessness.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Do we pop champagne or laugh? I'm so confused.

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Dec 31, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

We laugh, contractors pop champagne. Anybody out and collecting on GI Bill and/or Disability says "gently caress you, got mine."

Rrail is so happy.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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There's a real clear battered spouse thing going on between Iraq and the US.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

Sorry man, but he was laid to rest two weeks ago. Congestive heart failure. Poor guy weighed 400 pounds, took 8 pallbearers just to carry him to his grave. Really sad story, they really need to put warning labels on fast food bags.

I wouldn't really be sad about that.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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I read on the Aviationist blog that Iran sent some Su-25 ground attack jets to Iraq. Dunno how truthful that is.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Every single time I read the word "caliph" my brain processes it as "khaleesi".

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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I've seen Godzilla alright. No hiding the truth.


Honestly I'd be alright if a Godzilla-type creature existed.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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To be fair the old guy probably had as much a chance at survival just being on the ground compared to having VA medical personnel try to help him.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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All I got is a real sweetheart diagnosis of tinnitus and some sports injury poo poo. I ain't buying it on the floor of a VA clinic.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/14/us/bowe-bergdahl-active-duty/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Bergdahl returns to duty.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The military doesn't exactly have a track record of making intelligent decisions. That's not a snarky answer, it's just how things are.

Re: GiP

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Dead Reckoning posted:

"Please fill out these forms to reactivate you AKO account; you're showing overdue for all the CBTs and we have to brief that at the Brigade meetings."

I don't doubt for a loving minute the dude has years upon years of CBT poo poo to catch up on. Some SNCO is most assuredly going to make sure Bergdahl does them all too.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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BAH too? Is his pay non-taxable because he was in a warzone? Man that's some sick rear end back pay.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I unironically grasp the Israel/Palestine conflict now. Wow.

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Dec 31, 2010

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The Holocaust made y'all really angry.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Anne Frankly I just don't understand why

:master:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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drat.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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What the hell is a Malaysian Airlines flight doing over Ukraine?

Just asking questions.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Flying to Amsterdam

seriously

Is this a UN false flag?
How likely is this a UN false flag?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Does anyone have any news on how many Israelis were on the jet? This is important.

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Dec 31, 2010

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This is exactly what the UN needs to impose heavy sanctions on Russia while pandering to the Zionist fighters. A masterstroke of stoking the flames.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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RIP Pilot Parker

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Please change thread title to Current Events Thread v2: RIP Pilot Parker.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

Gonna have to agree with hollybloops on this one. I/P is so yesterday

:respek:

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Well if you're gonna let stuffed toys fly the loving plane then you can't be surprised when they plow the plane in to the cunting caucuses.

How dare you talk poo poo about Pilot Parker. His furry body is still warm.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Remember guys: when the UN enacts Agenda 21 everyone without a gender studies degree will be the first against the wall.

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